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You are allowed to say anything here as long as it ends with bazinga, we won't take it seriously and will know its a joke because you ended your post with bazinga. So if for example you reveal a dark secret about yourself in a post but then say bazinga we will know its a goof and laugh and not take it seriously. bazinga!
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gas bazinga
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thuly posted:gas
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May 30, 2014 00:59
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thuly posted:gas bazinga bazingas
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im gay
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gas thread ban op
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banzinga
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i hosed ur moms bazinga if u know what i mean
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honestly at this point i've asked so many people if they know what i mean that i find that i dont even know what i mean
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May 30, 2014 01:03
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stay safe poverty ghost bazinga
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Bazinga posted:I concluded that women are flawed. There is something mentally wrong with the way their brains are wired, as if they haven’t evolved from animal-like thinking. They are incapable of reason or thinking rationally. They are like animals, completely controlled by their primal, depraved emotions and impulses. That is why they are attracted to barbaric, wild, beast-like men. They are beasts themselves. Beasts should not be able to have any rights in a civilized society. If their wickedness is not contained, the whole of humanity will be held back from advancement to a more civilized state. Women should not have the right to choose who to mate with. That choice should be made for them by civilized men of intelligence. If women had the freedom to choose which men to mate with, like they do today, they would breed with stupid, degenerate men, which would only produce stupid, degenerate offspring. This in turn would hinder the advancement of humanity. Not only hinder it, but devolve humanity completely. Women are like a plague that must be quarantined. When I came to this brilliant, perfect revelation, I felt like everything was now clear to me, in a bitter, twisted way. I am one of the few people on this world who has the intelligence to see this. I am like a god, and my purpose is to exact ultimate Retribution on all of the impurities I see in the world.
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bazniga
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stay safe poverty ghost bazinga
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Stay Safe Poverty Ghost Bazinga
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I already told you to stay safe in the other thread gently caress off poverty ghost bazinga
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Alexzandvar posted:I already told you to stay safe in the other thread gently caress off poverty ghost
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stay safe poverty ghost benghazi
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Mods knew, bazooper
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Moola posted:
you're going to get raped. not by me but by someone
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Moola posted:bazingas How fat are you? Do you ever stop posting poo poo?
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stay safe poverty ghost bazinge
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stay safe poverty ghost bazinga
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da OP is a bitch nigga bazinga
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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family forms a circle around the dog-facing outwards, on their knees with their pants down. The dog goes from person to person and, each time he touches his nose to someone's anus, the person shouts, "Praise Jesus!" They do this for 3 minutes then, they each fight over taking turns at making out with the dog's rear end. The dog, menwhile eats a bowl of EX LAX and the game is to see who can catch the first spurt of diorreah. Eventually, everyone has had a turn and the floor is covered in poo poo. The mother then takes an unused jumbo tampon and sops up the mess. She then pops out her left eyeball from the socket and inserts the tampon. While the infection sets in, the ensuing flies join in on the act. The children fight over tugging the tampon out of their Mother's eye while the Father pops the otehr eye out of the eye socket and fucks it. Meanwhile, the Mother finger fucks the kids' asses while the dog barks along to Mother's singing, "GOd bless America". The Father breaks down in a fit of patriotic tears while the dog then sits on his still erect cock. THe daughter gets jealous and steals his spot and shoves the dog's cock in her tight, maggot infested vagina. The daughter gets pregnant and the son aborts her baby with a fly watter. The mothr and Father eat the fetus-tearing it limb by limb while, simultaniously ripping the fur off the dog. The entire family skins the dog and eats it's entrails. The entrails are full of gas and the Father strikes a match and sets his family ablaze and - while they are on fire, the Father takes the dog's burnt penis nad shoves it down the throat of his son. The Fther then takes the burnt remains of the family, eats them, shits out the ashes, praises the terrorists for their good work in the 9-11 gig and then suffocates himself in the steaming heap of poo poo while loving the floor and thinking about Jesus getting rear end hosed my Mel Gibson. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!" bazinga
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May 30, 2014 03:00
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Stay safe poverty ghost gently caress me sexy ghost twins bazinga
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During the events of May 18th, 2014, I was treated unfairly and otherwise abused in several ways. First, Prefuse is an overreacting dumb idiot. Second, the whole finger thing is old as gently caress. Third, forums poster I.N.R.I is a piece of poo poo. For these and various other reasons I was unjustly demodded and should have a chance to tell my side of the story. holy loving poo poo i leaked the modqueue, an infraction that i was never explicitly told was against the rules and i only accidentally discovered was even slightly looked down upon when i stumbled across the hidden defunct ik forum. still, out of some intuitive sense of not being a complete loving idiot, i largely refrained from sharing the dark whisperings and demonic incantations that occur wherein, but when i saw what at least out of context appeared to be prefuse getting so mad at--oh the humanity--someone trolling fyad that he attempted to slap him with an effective permaban, i couldn't resist the temptation to make an exception on the following grounds: it was kinda funny. whereupon prefuse, who apparently has been demodded once already for the EXACT SAME THING, teleported to the byob thread and quietly escalated things. somehow or another the thread got moved to fyad, presumably so prefuse could have the pleasure of probating me personally. this effectively proves that he is a dumb baby whose butt i wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole even if a gentle application of lubricant to the anus was the only thing that would make the difference between him successfully passing a log the size and hardness of a tree trunk or bleeding out from rectal tearing. and let me just get some other poo poo straight here, even though it will be impossible to ever completely stamp this out, just a helpful little fact for all the virgins and "breeder"-haters around here: parenting is loving gross. it is full of dignity-destroying and uncomfortable poo poo, things that before you became a parent you would have sworn on your life you would never stoop to doing, but you have to do them just to maintain the basic hygeine and health of your kid, and things get even worse of the kid has health problems. hell, spreading aquaphor on the poop chute to aid the passing of a murderously painful turd under the full sanction of a gastroenterological nurse practitioner is hardly the sickest thing i've done. not once but twice i have pruriently stared at a vital signs monitor, watching the pulse and blood pressure of my newborn daughter trend in the general direction of zero because her heart was literally rigged to kill her a couple of weeks after birth. more than three years later i sat and shamelessly fondled my head (the one containing my skull) in my hands because i felt like passing out after learning that my son had a severe skin defect, totally unrelated to my daughter's heart defect, and i had earned a second ride on the rollercoaster through hell. but those things aren't very funny to recount in a comedy forum so excuse me, princess, that my 95%-capacity-at-all-times stress level randomly bubbled up one day and caused me to tactlessly share an anecdote about my kids being constipated. i still have to pray to god that i can raise my children healthy enough that they get to attend my funeral someday instead of the other way around, but they have trouble pooping, too. it's FUNNY. and lastly and probably leastly, can we just temper with the ironic inri love for a second and be real here? inri's rap sheet clearly shows that he is, not only qualitatively but actually quantifiably, one of the shittiest posters on the forum, and his only entertainment value is that very shittiness. anyone else with his track record would be long since permabanned by now, but he can be relied upon to on a regular basis and it's amusing to watch his fried short-term memory lapse, whereupon he forgets that if he posts yet another thread in yospos about sucking steve jobs' dick he'll get probed AGAIN. so yeah, when i get multiple pm's from people upset that he basically posted baby animal gore fetish porn (politically charged baby animal gore fetish porn that it might have been :fuckkfc:), i figured yeah, that seems like it's worth requesting a ban for. plus banning inri is functionally equivalent to shooting a zombie in the pinkie toe as far as net effect goes. In conclusion, while I am resigned to the fact that I did technically break a rule and my IK days are over, I still feel that many of the goings-on yesterday were a load of hosed up tiny dog poo poo. I don't wish Prefuse any ill will because I understand that he was simply doing what was necessary to maintain the high standards of the forum that it is his business to moderahhahahahaha. My son is much more regular lately without need of extraordinary intervention and quite frankly, my wife is way quicker to resort to digital aid than I am. Lastly, the forums just wouldn't be the same without that dancing butt-tree avatar, but really I don't think we have much to worry about there. Keep it chill, and unless someone with a red probe button (a button that I made possible to appear in BYOB, mind you) flips their poo poo over this post you'll probably be seeing me around. bazinga
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Stay safe poverty ghost(s)
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Wang Flotilla posted:Stay safe poverty ghost gently caress me sexy ghost twins bazinga
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i'm not sexist or misogynistic but women are inferior + stupid and i hope they all get beaten into a coma
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Someone tell me what the hell Bazinga means and where it comes from. ...bazinga?
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May 30, 2014 03:40
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stay safe sexy ghost twins the new password is pennyisaleach
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kenny powers posted:How fat are you? Do you ever stop posting poo poo? i never stop posting poo poo not fat I eat well and lift weights get wrecked scrub tier
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gently caress why am I even responding to an '11 baby av jesus fuggin whitenoise
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