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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Justin Tyme posted:

their holiest river is one of the most polluted in the world, where decaying and bloated corpses both human and animal wash ashore daily next to children bathing in feces and piss water in the land of raping


give india back to the commonwealth

no you see the river cleanses everything so all that stuff is purified

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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

TontoCorazon posted:

Somebody post the pictures of the corpses and the people bathing right next to them. God these people are awful.

The pictures of them drinking and brushing their teeth with the water is what triggers my gag reflex.

I usually bring out this little chestnut every India thread.

A lady I used to work with in China went to India for business. She was really worried about water quality so she only drank bottled water, and only the western brands (I think it was Dasani). Anyway she was at the hotel for a week when she started getting the shits and really bad cramps. She got her medication she brought with her and went to take it with some water. She took a bottle out of the fridge (replaced every afternoon) and noticed something on the bottle. A few days earlier she was on the phone and was doodling with a pen and wrote/drew something on a water bottle label. This bottle she had just opened, just broke the seal on was that very same bottle. She ran to the fridge and saw that every bottle in there had been resealed. Someone had taken the time to carefully put crazy glue on the tiny perforations on the seal so it seemed like you were opening a brand new bottle every time because it made that "cracking" noise. This whole time she had likely been drinking tap water, and it is also possible those very same bottles had been used by multiple guests and resealed for who knows how long. She now has a chronic stomach condition and adamantly tells everyone who even hints that they want to visit India to get their heads checked.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
lol isnt that more work to do that than just replace a bottle?

tho i dont see how you can get a chronic stomach problem from it

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Xaris posted:

tho i dont see how you can get a chronic stomach problem from it

have you seen the ganges

shes lucky she didnt die

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

no you see the river cleanses everything so all that stuff is purified

physicality is an illusion, the truth is that it's all already mixed together anyway. Your own body contains poo poo and is decaying minute by minute.

Seems philosophically sound and perhaps even agreeable till you get dysentery from drinking the water.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Xaris posted:

lol isnt that more work to do that than just replace a bottle?

Wages are not exactly high in India. Especially the service industry.

Xaris posted:

tho i dont see how you can get a chronic stomach problem from it

I'm not a doctor, but 3 seconds of googleing "causes of chronic stomach issues" netted me this tidbit on one form of chronic stomach inflamation...

webMD posted:

What Causes Gastritis? Infections caused by bacteria and viruses.

I imagine drinking water with poo poo, piss, industrial chemicals and corpse juice could possible cause a bacterial infection.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
yeah but couldnt that be treated with antibiotics?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Xaris posted:

yeah but couldnt that be treated with antibiotics?

Thanks to countries like India most common antibiotics are no longer effective due to overuse.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Blistex posted:

The pictures of them drinking and brushing their teeth with the water is what triggers my gag reflex.

I usually bring out this little chestnut every India thread.

A lady I used to work with in China went to India for business. She was really worried about water quality so she only drank bottled water, and only the western brands (I think it was Dasani). Anyway she was at the hotel for a week when she started getting the shits and really bad cramps. She got her medication she brought with her and went to take it with some water. She took a bottle out of the fridge (replaced every afternoon) and noticed something on the bottle. A few days earlier she was on the phone and was doodling with a pen and wrote/drew something on a water bottle label. This bottle she had just opened, just broke the seal on was that very same bottle. She ran to the fridge and saw that every bottle in there had been resealed. Someone had taken the time to carefully put crazy glue on the tiny perforations on the seal so it seemed like you were opening a brand new bottle every time because it made that "cracking" noise. This whole time she had likely been drinking tap water, and it is also possible those very same bottles had been used by multiple guests and resealed for who knows how long. She now has a chronic stomach condition and adamantly tells everyone who even hints that they want to visit India to get their heads checked.

Jesus gently caress.

I wanted to visit India until I learned that most of the crippled beggar children were intentionally crippled by their parents so they'd earn more.

I just can't hack it I guess.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
having 666.9 million people literally rolling in a pile of their own poo poo 24/7 compromises herd immunity pretty hard, imo

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Manifest posted:

Jesus gently caress.

I wanted to visit India until I learned that most of the crippled beggar children were intentionally crippled by their parents so they'd earn more.

I just can't hack it I guess.

Wasn't it "beggar pimps" that pick up orphans or abduct kids, disable them, and make them beg? I either read it somewhere or it was part of the plot to Slumdog Millionaire.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
People get raped and murdered all over this planet, though.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

quakster posted:

having 666.9 million people literally rolling in a pile of their own poo poo 24/7 compromises herd immunity pretty hard, imo

lol

http://blogs.wsj.com/indiarealtime/2013/04/23/india-has-lost-superbug-war/

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

burritolingus posted:

People get raped and murdered all over this planet, though.

india harbors fugitive pakistanis and produces cheap generic pharmaceuticals. it needs a first world intervention, since their freedoms are making our diseases more resistant to antibiotics.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Izumi Konata posted:

india harbors fugitive pakistanis and produces cheap generic pharmaceuticals. it needs a first world intervention, since their freedoms are making our diseases more resistant to antibiotics.

In India you can buy antibiotics without a prescription

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Justin Tyme posted:

how has india, a land of poo poo-people and rapists who enjoy wallowing in floaters, grown to be such a world player
india is a giant mountain of poo poo. sure, you have to consider it if you're in the region, but it can't actively do anything.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Izumi Konata posted:

india harbors fugitive pakistanis and produces cheap generic pharmaceuticals. it needs a first world intervention, since their freedoms are making our diseases more resistant to antibiotics.

Oh no, people can afford and obtain medicine. How dreadful. They should be more like America, where you can't visit the doctor and have to medicate yourself on dog drugs.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

so that's where the idea for the city in planescape torment came from! i always knew that there was no way some TSR nerd was capable of coming up with that poo poo.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
Am I in before "but but but Amerikkka"?

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

porkchop_express posted:

Am I in before "but but but Amerikkka"?

NOPE.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

drat you burrito, taking all the good ones.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

pacmania90 posted:

why is it an "alleged" gang rape and murder?

There are legal reasons, not the least of which is if the paper says it's gangrape and murder and the accused are exonerated, the paper can be sued for libel or slander. It can also deprive the accused of a fair trial to have a paper make such a declaration of guilt before the trial.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
it's like that scene from european vacation except instead of "big ben, parliament" it's "gang rape, corpses"

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
India wins again! I think its record lately is actually better than Africa's

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
mangos are delicious fyi.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

burritolingus posted:

Oh no, people can afford and obtain medicine. How dreadful. They should be more like America, where you can't visit the doctor and have to medicate yourself on dog drugs.

yeah that actually is way loving preferable to breeding unkillable strains of flesh-rotting staph you retard

ieatmidget
Jan 9, 2006
So I kicked him in the head until he was dead! Nyahahaha
Whenever I think of India I think of gang rape and rivers of poo poo.

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

Blistex posted:

The pictures of them drinking and brushing their teeth with the water is what triggers my gag reflex.

I usually bring out this little chestnut every India thread.

A lady I used to work with in China went to India for business. She was really worried about water quality so she only drank bottled water, and only the western brands (I think it was Dasani). Anyway she was at the hotel for a week when she started getting the shits and really bad cramps. She got her medication she brought with her and went to take it with some water. She took a bottle out of the fridge (replaced every afternoon) and noticed something on the bottle. A few days earlier she was on the phone and was doodling with a pen and wrote/drew something on a water bottle label. This bottle she had just opened, just broke the seal on was that very same bottle. She ran to the fridge and saw that every bottle in there had been resealed. Someone had taken the time to carefully put crazy glue on the tiny perforations on the seal so it seemed like you were opening a brand new bottle every time because it made that "cracking" noise. This whole time she had likely been drinking tap water, and it is also possible those very same bottles had been used by multiple guests and resealed for who knows how long. She now has a chronic stomach condition and adamantly tells everyone who even hints that they want to visit India to get their heads checked.


she needs poop replacement therPy tell her she needs to swallow a small piece of healthy poo poo or have a poo poo enema stuffed in her rear end and she needs to hold it in there for 4 hours. just take a poo poo put it in adisposable blender and put it in a tube and. then up her rear end. it willcreplace her stomach fora and she will be good again.

HTH

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

StarkWhite posted:

yeah that actually is way loving preferable to breeding unkillable strains of flesh-rotting staph you retard

No, people shouldn't die to diseases we can treat.

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004


Well then everyone remember that america is the #1 source of literal rape culture

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

burritolingus posted:

No, people shouldn't die to diseases we can treat.
which is why we don't want to create untreatable diseases. india giving out antibiotics like candy is basically making open-source bioweapons.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
rape is p. good, when you think about it

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i thought this would be some thread where you open it expecting rape but then get pleasantly surprised by some feel-good story

welp,

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
the caste system is a sad indication that inequality and prejudice still lives on even in the 21st century


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dk2m
May 6, 2009
Indian ppl smell funny all the time cause they are constantly making GBS threads and raping I get it now thx to this thread

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Thank U, India -- Alanis 'dumb white bitch' Morisette

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
I wonder if there is some sort of sexual assault trend in India?

Blistex fucked around with this message at 14:05 on May 30, 2014

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Whiskey Sours posted:

It was nice of the gang rapists to make sure that those girls won't have to live with the painful memory of being gang raped.

There used to be a cool goon trend where they'd speak on behalf of rape victims and say "it would've been better if they'd been murdered, actually". It was supposed to be a sentiment saying rape is really bad and you have to live with it for your entire life but mostly it just tells rape victims that they're damaged goods and their lives are now worthless.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
Vice did a interesting piece on this group: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulabi_Gang


quote:

Gulabis visit abusive husbands and threaten to beat them with laathis (sticks) unless they stop abusing their wives.

:hist101:

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Feb 22, 2011

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looks like those untouchables

*puts on sunglasses*

got touched

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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