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   He writes fiction too! http://www.amazon.com/DUKE-MANFIST-BULLETS-BABES-BACON-ebook/dp/B00HKNLTFK/ref=la_B001JRTNQU_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1401420084&sr=1-4
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my flashlight cannot be sheathed until it has tasted blood
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Borneo Jimmy posted:He writes fiction too! That's trying so hard to be Axe Cop, yet forgets that Axe Cop was written by a little five year old child, not some fat 30-something year old manchild.
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he's also a whackjob tea bagger
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:he's also a whackjob tea bagger why i never!
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:he's also a whackjob tea bagger  
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how many pages does he manage to stretch out "hit the fucker with your flashlight like its a club" to
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:he's also a whackjob tea bagger Wow, a fat white pussy who thinks he's tough despite never being in a fight is a tea bagger?! Honestly, I'm ready for Obama's FEMA reeducation camps.
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philip elmore learned to fight, poorly ,and bought a shitload of swords, because he is viscerally terrified of homeless people
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Ambrose Burnside posted:philip elmore learned to fight, poorly ,and bought a shitload of swords, because he is viscerally terrified of homeless people He probably saw hobo with a shotgun and realized an apeshit hobo is worth being scared of
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how the gently caress do you fill a whole book on how to hit people with a sword when they will not also have one.
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this is why u should carry a sword in public https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRMNwq3ehFc
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That guy has really hairy arms.
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Check out that dude's list of social media
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why the hell doesn't this guy just go out and buy some guns like every single other obese right-wing male who fancies himself as the pinnacle of toughness and masculinity?
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:he's also a whackjob tea bagger Did NOT see that coming
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MaxxBot posted:why the hell doesn't this guy just go out and buy some guns like every single other obese right-wing male who fancies himself as the pinnacle of toughness and masculinity? anyone can pull a trigger. but it takes 15 dexterity and traited finesse to win with a ninja-to
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Borneo Jimmy posted:He writes fiction too! what do you mean 'too'
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FordPRefectLL posted:this is why u should carry a sword in public I really wanted to see those guys kick the sword guy's rear end. He pulled a sword on them in a confined space, not really all that smart.
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FordPRefectLL posted:this is why u should carry a sword in public hahaha what the gently caress
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*Stands in meditation* May my blade strike true! *cuts overly large pat of butter out of the tub, licks off sword* benefit number five of being a trained ronin.
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My old man teaches self-defense to probation officers and one of the things they learn is how to use your flashlight as an improvisational weapon. This guy looks retarded though.
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FordPRefectLL posted:this is why u should carry a sword in public This is why I ensure my employees can watch videos at work. So I feel totally justified in watching poo poo like this.
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Fleshlight Combat: Contemporary Piercing Techniques
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FordPRefectLL posted:this is why u should carry a sword in public its every nerds dream come true omg
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These are some pretty solid sword fighting techniques that could save your life
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:he's also a whackjob tea bagger idk he's right about this to be honest quote:The Wretched Man-Children Of Popular Culture
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fyi this nigga married and most of u have never felt the touch of another person
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Ponce de Le0n posted:idk he's right about this to be honest elmore is an even bigger n more gigantic baby man in a marginally-different way, is the thing
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FordPRefectLL posted:this is why u should carry a sword in public Youtube Comment posted:Fake look at how he holds the sword its a prop. A real swordsman holds it infront of him ready to chop off hands I would know I have trained under black plague era weaponry before especially trained with fire arrow crossbows. I chuckle now, because if I was there with my sword it would be three dead niggers and no storage shed #realtalk
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phil elmore is silly
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Ponce de Le0n posted:idk he's right about this to be honest A sword is just a hand-Pony.
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FordPRefectLL posted:this is why u should carry a sword in public pro click
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what a noob should have a bought a roman gladius instead since the compact size makes it more effective for urban brawls as shown in hit TV show Rome.
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Blistex posted:A sword is just a hand-Pony. sword is a hand fedora get it right nublet
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