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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



if a guy cums in your vagina do you just leave it in there or do you go clean it out? I heard that girls try to spermjack you by leaving it in their vaginas and save it for later is this true? Would be pretty hosed up. As a CIS Male I am concerned that my cum is being used nefariously.

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Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax
The correct term is troon you bigoted cislord

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax
mods pls change my name to bigoted cislord tia

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
they can't jack your cum if you eat it all problem solved

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

my wife immediately goes to the bathroom after....i assume to do handstands (its a classic trick of spermjackers)

jokes on her, i had a vacetomy :smuggo:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i cant feel my ballsholy gently caress lol

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



only a cislord deals in absolute sexual orientations

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
If you're that worried just cum in your own mouth like any reasonable human being.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


5'd

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Alucard posted:

If you're that worried just cum in your own mouth like any reasonable human being.

my balls are inferior balls so i don't shoot cum as far as to get it into my mouth so i'd have to jizz into my hands and then eat it - would that work?

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
they let it sort of drain out everywhere and leave snail trails so you can find them again later to gently caress

virgin op

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE

Alucard posted:

If you're that worried just cum in your own mouth like any reasonable human being.

What's it like not being the first person to suggest swallowing your own cum in a thread?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
The Saarlac takes it.

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




poster the cumburglar may be able to answer your questions

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Illavick posted:

What's it like not being the first person to suggest swallowing your own cum in a thread?

Tastes bitter

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

We absorb it for power.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

the gently caress is thjis even supposed to be ooh im going to wave my hand around like a retard and it's somehow an insult

wait is it gently caress

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


Drunk & Ugly posted:

they let it sort of drain out everywhere and leave snail trails so you can find them again later to gently caress

virgin op

dont sign your posts, op

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Fireless Phoenix posted:

mods pls change my name to bigoted cislord tia

"I-I'm doing it, I'm really posting in GBS!"

Professor Cthulhu
Jul 14, 2007

I got my Associate degree at Miskatonic Community College.

Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
it leaks out over the bed, or a towel, or down the legs, or in the shower

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
If they let the cum just chill up there you get stank puss

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Hooplah posted:

dont sign your posts, op

your av could be hot but i just see grandma hair

spouse
Nov 10, 2008

When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.


Alucard posted:

Tastes bitter

no it's not you loving liar, it's salty kinda.


this bitch doesnt even know what cum tastes like.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Robo Reagan posted:

the gently caress is thjis even supposed to be ooh im going to wave my hand around like a retard and it's somehow an insult

wait is it gently caress

i think its ASL for releasing the doves...but not 100% on that

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

mookface posted:

If they let the cum just chill up there you get stank puss

fish town

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





no way they can scoop up enough cum to jack when youre spinning around like a sprinkler

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


vyst posted:

only a cislord deals in absolute sexual orientations

lol

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

SaltLick posted:

no way they can scoop up enough cum to jack when youre spinning around like a sprinkler

spread it on the willing males forehead

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


Picnic Princess posted:

We absorb it for power.

is this why you have a map of north-eastern france made in cogs as your avatar

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


Drunk & Ugly posted:

your av could be hot but i just see grandma hair

shes dead now.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Hooplah posted:

shes dead now.

I'm not seeing the problem here, personally.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

ThePutty posted:

is this why you have a map of north-eastern france made in cogs as your avatar

I guess so!

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
Queef it into a shot glass and mix with gin

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
dont forget to mind the stepchildren

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

vyst posted:

only a cislord deals in absolute sexual orientations
:smugdog:

niiice

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Who you gonna call? :cumpolice:

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
most sober sex imo eventually results in the girl going to the bathroom. sometimes if she's gross she'll go "LOOK AT IT FALL OUT" lol

drunk sex, no. it just sits and we pass out. then wake up and gently caress again in th e middle of the night and then its like, you know its in there, but you just dont care

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
can't spell fascist without cis

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Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Before you blow a load clamp down hard on the root of your dick to stop any coming out and you should be ok.

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