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BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Howard Beale posted:

the guy who's making happy fists over the impalement is one of the devs, isn't he

No, but I can imagine their reaction was the same.

That part is such bullshit too because you're basically guaranteed to get her impaled at least once on that sequence because you can barely see what the gently caress you're doing. everybody likes that game and it's alright (kinda mediocre) and I'm the last person to make a fuss about poo poo like this, but holy dogshit did they have a weird fixation for kicking the crap out of Lara as often and regularly as possible. You can't even transition from stage to stage without falling flat on your face or smacking into something. It's all the funnier when at the end you're like "let's finish the fight" and I'm like "yo, no, girl, go get some X-rays and poo poo, your ribs be broke, maybe sit down, smoke a bowl with the fat polynesian friend he's the only one of your friends who ain't poo poo"

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BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Parallax Scroll posted:

tomb raider always seemed kind of ok but i could never get into it

thats my tomb raider story

cool story, bro

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

I agree. Tomb Raider kind of sucks, sorry to break it to yu guys.

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