Tomb raider is a good Zelda game

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Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

Should be sleeping posted:

So Lara Croft is just sexy link?

Link is sexy Link

# ¿ May 30, 2014 09:59

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:22

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

wtf why was this thread resurrected

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 06:39

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

making conan play through it was the best thing to come out of Tomb Raider

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 06:58

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

BottledBodhisvata posted:

No, but I can imagine their reaction was the same.

That part is such bullshit too because you're basically guaranteed to get her impaled at least once on that sequence because you can barely see what the gently caress you're doing. everybody likes that game and it's alright (kinda mediocre) and I'm the last person to make a fuss about poo poo like this, but holy dogshit did they have a weird fixation for kicking the crap out of Lara as often and regularly as possible. You can't even transition from stage to stage without falling flat on your face or smacking into something. It's all the funnier when at the end you're like "let's finish the fight" and I'm like "yo, no, girl, go get some X-rays and poo poo, your ribs be broke, maybe sit down, smoke a bowl with the fat polynesian friend he's the only one of your friends who ain't poo poo"

If you play on PS4 the motion controls kick in and if you move the controller at all it fucks you up even more.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 11:25

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

a hole-y ghost posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_-miiLE19Y&t=204s

The only reviewers I trust

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 13:24

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:22

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

what about that thing where they gave her big anime eyes in the Definitive Edition?

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 22:29

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