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Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

There's this website http://www.dildo-generator.com/ where you can design your own dildo. You can even order it and have your custom-designed buttplug delivered to your home! You can make some pretty funny shapes and it's very flexible.





Examples:

Wise Wizard:


The Warm-Up:


The Fist:


One Way:


Butt Trumpet :toot:


The Alfred Hitchcock:


Merry Christmas! :v:



I'm sure you guys can come up with funnier stuff.

Sywert of Thieves fucked around with this message at 15:58 on May 30, 2014

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

no i think you got it all there

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

:eyepop:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Someone make a doobie

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I thought this thread was going to be about the Dildomaker



What exciting dildo-rich times we live in

Hayburner
Jan 29, 2005

hi
those are wacky

Hayburner
Jan 29, 2005

hi
can you imagine if those were real? yikes

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

half them u cant even pull out ur bunghole without rpture fuckl

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Mission Impossible:

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
prettye epic gotta say this is going places :)

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
They promised us that we'd get personal jet packs in the future but instead we got customizable mail order butt plugs.

Eh, close enough. :shrug:

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right


kittycopter
May 29, 2014

Don't worry,
he soars above us...

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I thought this thread was going to be about the Dildomaker



What exciting dildo-rich times we live in

where is this sold?

Hesh Ballantine
Feb 13, 2012
sick reddit repost brah

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
repost from 2 weeks ago

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
Content on SA, ha ha lame. Sarcastic comment. Catchphrase. Reddit accusation.

A HUGE FUCKIN BAG
Dec 4, 2013
haha u cant put those in ur butt whats up with that

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
nice work pushing the dildo agenda

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I think mine is pretty nice.



It's a pretty lady.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Lodin posted:

I think mine is pretty nice.



It's a pretty lady.

Can you make it print silicone titties?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Merijn posted:

The Warm-Up:



this one is for containing farts

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
My dream prank is to hack some nerd's desktop 3D printer so it prints dildos 24/7 until it slowly fills their room

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

this is a really hard game op

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

guys I am close to building my dream house here

kittycopter
May 29, 2014

Don't worry,
he soars above us...

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

i;ve found the entrance to the secret elf house in the woods

kittycopter
May 29, 2014

Don't worry,
he soars above us...
i call this the barkle nuke

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I think someone used this back in 2012 to make butt plugs based on the poll graphs of Republican presidential candidates

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

skaboomizzy posted:

I think someone used this back in 2012 to make butt plugs based on the poll graphs of Republican presidential candidates

http://mepler.com/Grand-Old-Party

https://vimeo.com/42106882

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

This is loving priceless

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

what kinda man put a thing in he own butt??

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm


wanna put these in my butt

oh, Romney-san...

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Bad Username posted:

where is this sold?
http://cargocollective.com/morackini/Dildo-Maker
It only exists as a conceptual mock-up on an artist's site so far but someone could probably run a crowdfunding campaign to get it made for real. It's not like people haven't raised thousands of dollars for crowdfunded sex toys already:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/dee-lee-doo-wooden-dildos
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/autoblow-2-a-realistic-robotic-oral-sex-simulator-for-men
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/revel-body-the-first-sonic-vibrator
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/minna-limon-couples-vibrator
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/kiiroo-the-first-social-platform-with-an-intimate-touch

Although some projects are less successful than others:
http://thecrowdfundingcentre.com/?page=project&id=LQ1V5A
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/put-the-plug-in-putin

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
these would ruin any orifice you forced them into
this is some SAW poo poo

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003
im gay

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
Jesus H Christ. I just found this thread on the last page of GBS. It hasn't been commented on in 5 months. Let's make some dildo.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


I'm not sure how to get it in there...

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Hayburner posted:

those are wacky

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Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I'm not sure how to get it in there...



Auto-Suck for you and two of your pals?

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