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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
you can't go faster than time. this is why some people seem smart until they open their mouths. - carl sagan

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
urine isn't actually sterile once it leaves the body, but spit is, because bacteria in your mouth can't survive without the digestive proteins

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
smile more: it takes 420 muscles to frown, but only 69 to smile

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Jan 22, 2014

THS posted:

this is why jolly people are fat

if you take into account inflation, the average american actually weighs less than in 1994

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
peanuts are actually glutens, not nuts at all!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
men think about sex 10 times a minute, while women think about nothing

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
will the scientists find the god atom? y/n

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
There is no known purpose for the human nasal cavities. In fact, some doctor's recommend filling the cavities with a medical foam to prevent infections. You can do this yourself at home using an old cotton t-shirt and a pencil.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
The human heart beats approximately 200,000 times in a lifetime. When you feel your heart rate increasing, you are shortening your life.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
The 'shovel' appearance of a human penis has an evolutionary purpose. If a cavewoman had sex with two different cavemen, the second caveman would use his penis to shovel dirt outside the cavewoman's cave, thus proving his genetic superiority.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

THS posted:

if you throw two objects from the tower of pisa they will both land at the same time unless you throw one of them harder

This is only true if you throw them from the same side. If you throw them off opposite sides, the one that was thrown off the 'lower' side (due to the leaning of the tower) will land first because of the coriolis effect.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Humans, chimpanzees, and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for revenge.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
testicular torsions usually sort themselves out, some stretching helps

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
The ursine penis is over 4 feet long when fully erect!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
An ice cube can be used as an effective suppository to prevent diarrhea

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
the average dollar bill has 2.2 grams of cocaine on it, that's not enough to cause a hallucinogenic effect, but enough to be detected by a drug-sniffing dog!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

amityville anus posted:

very rare breeds of dog lay eggs

name one, other than komodo dragon

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

amityville anus posted:

the... uhhhh.... Northern Reticulated Platypus Retriever

i stand corrected :)

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Our galaxy is so big, if you compressed it to the size of a basketball it would still be larger than the planet earth!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Homosexuality can be found throughout the animal kingdom. For example, all giraffes are male, but this doesn't stop them from reproducing!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

The Royal Scrub posted:

Alfred Nobel was never married

The rest of it is also an urban legend type thing too I've read

please don't post urban legends in this thread, royal scrub, thx

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Did you know: cats whiskers are secondary sexual organs. When a cat rubs its whiskers against you it is getting a slight arousal.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Goats are more closely related to rhinos than to any other ruminants!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
What's in a name? Stephen Hawking came up with the term 'black hole' after watching Neil deGrasse Tyson eat a hot dog.

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Jan 22, 2014
Try it yourself: Bleach is a strong acid and ammonia is a strong base. Each is dangerous on their own, but mixed together they produce simple salt water.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

bonestructure posted:

that one's kind of not funny :(


don't do this

good advice for people who made it 7 pages into this thread carefully recording each fact for later reference and use

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
In 1964 Crayola introduced a new deep black colored crayon. In 1965 it was deemed insensitive and production was stopped on "Malcom X's Taint At Midnight".

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Ilikedirt posted:

please refrain from posting political messages in this thread. u have been warned; if u post another, the mods will be notified.

this is why the big science lamestream will never understand time: the liberal linear time agenda

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Jan 22, 2014
Friday Fun Fact: Friday was named by the Catholic Church because the Bible says the world will end on the fifth day: it's the day sinners will fry in Hell.

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