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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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Sancho posted:

Only gays can create the brain illusion needed to see the color pink

lol

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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God actually uses your dog to keep an eye on you. That's why it likes to watch you jerk off on your wife's face

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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Whoa what about a mana bar

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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60% of all your urine is just spit you've swallowed so if yo wanna save trips to the rest room be sure to spit constantly.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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Fact: my dick is huge as fucj

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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Breathing also increases friction so you should hold your breath as long as possible to save the environment

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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heavy facts about dogs man i think most people just play fetch with them and sometimes buy them slick jackets

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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The Protagonist posted:

anyone who says they're 0 on the kinsey scale is a gigantic human being

agreed

uh durf i literally cant tell if individuals in my sex are attractive or not and i live in a husk of a human body

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

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klosterdev posted:

The first human sex position was doggie style, due to sex originally being taught to humans by wolves.

You mean reverse cowgirl

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