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Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

uG posted:

lmao you are pathetic... bbbbut that's what they do in porn!!!! show me a porn as proof!!!!!!!

if anyone can explain why they do that in porn that would be good too

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Jaur
Jun 5, 2005

uguu~
there's always more flaccid weiners in japanese porn too, like a lot more runtime happens where the dude hasnt gotten hard. plus the girls lick the dudes nipples a lot and that's also weird for me. this culture is strange and scary and i want it to be just like mine instead

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
[Trigger warning: Porn discussion, racist observations]

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Jaur posted:

there's always more flaccid weiners in japanese porn too, like a lot more runtime happens where the dude hasnt gotten hard. plus the girls lick the dudes nipples a lot and that's also weird for me. this culture is strange and scary and i want it to be just like mine instead

Flaccid weiners are less threatening to a predominantly male audience.


And if you don't like your nipples getting licked than you're wrong :colbert:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Jaur posted:

there's always more flaccid weiners in japanese porn too, like a lot more runtime happens where the dude hasnt gotten hard. plus the girls lick the dudes nipples a lot and that's also weird for me. this culture is strange and scary and i want it to be just like mine instead

male nipples are really sensitive and it's nice to have a girl lick them. its really a turn on

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
heheh u mad??? trigger warning cause so many people gettin mad at me and my thread haha!

Jaur
Jun 5, 2005

uguu~

Xaris posted:

male nipples are really sensitive and it's nice to have a girl lick them. its really a turn on

my nipples are really small and so they're extra sensitive and it just tickles me when it happens

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

It is cultural and not biological.

Source: me, Asian female.

Jaur
Jun 5, 2005

uguu~
it probably only sounds like crying to people who didnt grow up there and when japanese people watch american porn theyre like why is everybody screaming are they being hurt

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Corn Thongs posted:

It is cultural and not biological.

Source: me, Asian female.

Are you about to make this an Ask/Tell. Because there are alot of people who have some questions.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Corn Thongs posted:

It is cultural and not biological.

Source: me, Asian female.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Iw2mBO1_8

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

Are you about to make this an Ask/Tell. Because there are alot of people who have some questions.

Sure, you got 30 seconds.

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Corn Thongs posted:

Sure, you got 30 seconds.

I counted out 30 seconds so you wouldn't have to.

memento mori
May 4, 2008
i'm actually going to run away now I'm scared of girls

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

I counted out 30 seconds so you wouldn't have to.

Yay that was easy :D

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Corn Thongs posted:

Sure, you got 30 seconds.

have you ever actually lived in an asian country ever?

Kly
Aug 8, 2003


youre a pussy shut the gently caress up

Kly fucked around with this message at 20:43 on May 30, 2014

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Corn Thongs posted:

Sure, you got 30 seconds.

my question is specifically about japanese porn: are the ladies supposed to sound like they're having a bad time? and if so, why?

e: poo poo, now i'll never know

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Motherfucker posted:

have you ever actually lived in an asian country ever?

Nope, born in the Midwest grew up on the west coast and only visited the motherland a couple of times.


Clipperton posted:

my question is specifically about japanese porn: are the ladies supposed to sound like they're having a bad time? and if so, why?

e: poo poo, now i'll never know

I wanna know the answer too tbh.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Clipperton posted:

my question is specifically about japanese porn: are the ladies supposed to sound like they're having a bad time? and if so, why?

e: poo poo, now i'll never know

patriarchy

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Corn Thongs posted:

Nope, born in the Midwest grew up on the west coast and only visited the motherland a couple of times.


I wanna know the answer too tbh.

Drat. Foiled again.

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


Corn Thongs posted:

It is cultural and not biological.

Source: me, Asian female.

Yeah, most Japanese porn I've seen is pretty awful and it makes me feel awful. Asa Akira is Japanese and she's awesome and happy and that makes me happy, but she films in US or something. So it must be a cultural thing :shrug:

naem
May 29, 2011

Freak Futanari posted:

niggar ballss

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
Its because Japanese porn is run by Yakuza who usually grab Chinese/other asian tourists and force them into sex on camera, and sell it passing it off as Japanese porn. The real reason is because Japanese are extremely racist against everyone, but none more so than other asians and themselves. The real answer to your title is "because they are."

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Jaur posted:

there's always more flaccid weiners in japanese porn too, like a lot more runtime happens where the dude hasnt gotten hard. plus the girls lick the dudes nipples a lot and that's also weird for me. this culture is strange and scary and i want it to be just like mine instead

i saw japanese porn once and i'm not surprised that it's hard for dudes to keep a chub because the amount of poo poo that happens in it that's not sexy is astounding. how do people get off to it?

like the showing off tongues when kissing and the really high pitched fake moans and the super loving loud slurping sounds it's like the porn was directed by a virgin doing their best to imagine what sex must be like

Robo Reagan fucked around with this message at 22:44 on May 30, 2014

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

Its because Japanese porn is run by Yakuza who usually grab Chinese/other asian tourists and force them into sex on camera, and sell it passing it off as Japanese porn. The real reason is because Japanese are extremely racist against everyone, but none more so than other asians and themselves. The real answer to your title is "because they are."

Lol ok I trust you its not like there aren't a number of female japanese porn stars that are public figures/c grade celebrities, or have been elected to parliament. They all chinese comfort women

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Japanese porn really is the worst

usually censored

sounds like rape

they either dont look like theyre enjoying it or they have that dumb OOOOOOOOH SOOOO GOOD UGUUUUU hentai face going on

porn

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
This is a dumb racist thread, doesn't even approach anything close to humor, and belongs in one of those right-wing offsites where they plot trans/black/homo/anime-watcher death. Permaban everyone who made 'jokes' and forward their personal information to the SPLC.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Sabel posted:

This is a dumb racist thread, doesn't even approach anything close to humor, and belongs in one of those right-wing offsites where they plot trans/black/homo/anime-watcher death. Permaban everyone who made 'jokes' and forward their personal information to the SPLC.

nu-GBS is stormfront at times

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
pixellated pussies are probably pretty sharp

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Sabel posted:

This is a dumb racist thread, doesn't even approach anything close to humor, and belongs in one of those right-wing offsites where they plot trans/black/homo/anime-watcher death. Permaban everyone who made 'jokes' and forward their personal information to the SPLC.

Why are you like this?

What made you this way?

It is not a racist observation to say that in mainstream Japanese porn the women do not sound like they are enjoying themselves.

That isn't a joke, that is a concern for their well-being.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
cuz its tight like fort knox, you dumb goon

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Sabel posted:

This is a dumb racist thread, doesn't even approach anything close to humor, and belongs in one of those right-wing offsites where they plot trans/black/homo/anime-watcher death. Permaban everyone who made 'jokes' and forward their personal information to the SPLC.

Do they make fun of japanese porn on stormfront?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

That isn't a joke, that is a concern for their well-being.
The weakest concern trolling.




Nah, nobody in this thread gives a gently caress about the welfare of Japanese women.

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Sabel posted:

The weakest concern trolling.




Nah, nobody in this thread gives a gently caress about the welfare of Japanese women.

I actually used the word "concern" just for you.

Edit: and you can strike out "japanese" and replace it with "minorities" for GBS 1.4

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Sabel posted:

This is a dumb racist thread, doesn't even approach anything close to humor, and belongs in one of those right-wing offsites where they plot trans/black/homo/anime-watcher death. Permaban everyone who made 'jokes' and forward their personal information to the SPLC.

cargo cult posted:

cuz its tight like fort knox, you dumb goon
this wasnt meant as a racist joke, plz lets not involve tim wise

naem
May 29, 2011

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju1M-SQLBro&t=14s

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

Sabel posted:

This is a dumb racist thread, doesn't even approach anything close to humor, and belongs in one of those right-wing offsites where they plot trans/black/homo/anime-watcher death. Permaban everyone who made 'jokes' and forward their personal information to the SPLC.

can you answer my question

Clipperton posted:

my question is specifically about japanese porn: are the ladies supposed to sound like they're having a bad time? and if so, why?

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
mods???

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