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ilikedirt posted:yo if u got like 40 miles of gum and lil tiny rear end chiclet teeth. get ur sh*t checked out. bc i aint talkin to noone w/ a xenomorph grill dirt you're wierd!
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Arsenio Hall ignores the "ROO! ROO! ROO!" joke even though he feels it is somehow a slight against him. He clears his throat, scratching something down on a notepad while his rage and the laughter from the audience both die down. When he lifts the pen from the paper, he has already forgotten what he was writing. Wha? He looks down and sees angry scribbles carved into the paper, but has no recollection of drawing them. poo poo. Did he just black out? The audience has grown silent. He clears his throat again. His guest, Tyler Perry, is saying something about how he treats his screenplays like madlibs, but nobody is listening. Arsenio squints and feels saliva welling up in his mouth, and suddenly it's pushing its way over his lips and out of his mouth. A thick, viscous strand spills down to the desk and lands on the note paper--a moment later, he reaches up and corrals his drool and covers his mouth. Even Tyler Perry has grown silent now. A large, heavy, velour curtain begins sweeping across the stage, cutting the set off from the audience. When it reaches the other side, a man with a dirty blond ponytail and a headset marches out in front of the audience, clutching a clipboard and thrusting a finger at various audience members. He screams into his headset and a quartet of huge, muscular men begin forcefully removing the audience from the studio.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Arsenio Hall ignores the "ROO! ROO! ROO!" joke even though he feels it is somehow a slight against him. He clears his throat, scratching something down on a notepad while his rage and the laughter from the audience both die down. When he lifts the pen from the paper, he has already forgotten what he was writing. Wha? He looks down and sees angry scribbles carved into the paper, but has no recollection of drawing them. poo poo. I hate you!
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ilikedirt posted:yo if u got like 40 miles of gum and lil tiny rear end chiclet teeth. get ur sh*t checked out. bc i aint talkin to noone w/ a xenomorph grill xenomorphs didn't have any gums you dirt hoe. the rest of their face is their face. they mouth had only teeth and another mouth in it.
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Modern Day Hercules posted:xenomorphs didn't have any gums you dirt hoe. the rest of their face is their face. they mouth had only teeth and another mouth in it. 
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Sep 5, 2014 01:48
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Post your own picture.
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Sep 5, 2014 01:57
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:Post your own picture. 
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Sep 5, 2014 01:58
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that aint you. why whon't you post your picture?
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:that aint you. why whon't you post your picture? 
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Sep 5, 2014 02:19
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I don't like cats.
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:I don't like cats. 
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Sep 5, 2014 03:08
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BRING BACK SINBAD! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaLv6M8CTmQ funny I don't remember him being white.
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Sep 5, 2014 03:12
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I thought this thread was to announce his death tbh.
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Sep 5, 2014 03:17
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im not american and for the longest time i assumed arsenio hall was a place
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Sep 5, 2014 03:22
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Did he pull a Cee-lo/Sons of Guns Guy and rape someone too?
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"I just don't know if I can keep on going." Arsenio's eyes were vacant. He sunk deeper into the roiling hot tub water. "Arsenio. Ah--Ah--ARSENIO! Imma...Imma tell you, my main man, Arsenio: Not nobody who ever gave up, ever got nothin' in life never!" There was always a raw energy to Sinbad, a sort of electric field that enveloped him and caused all of your hairs to stand at attention, simply by being nearby. He just had that sort of magic to him. For a few moments, the two listened to the soft burbling of the hot tub as the mood lighting cycled through its various patterns. Here it was pulsing royal blue, and now it was flickering crimson red, and then ultraviolet. Arsenio sank deeper so that his hands might find something that was sitting on the tub's floor. When Sinbad spoke again, his voice was uncharacteristically solemn and dour. "Can't believe this poo poo. Wife took the kids. Gone." He shook his head slowly. Arsenio found what he was looking for and carefully brought it to the surface: A half-eaten wedge of Truffle Gouda; its wet, purple rind glistened in his hands. "ARSENIO!" The life snapped back into Sinbad, and he was sober once more. "WHERE YOU FIND THAT CHEESE?" Arsenio held it to his mouth and nibbled on it. Beyond the notes of spa clarifiers and sanitizers, the smoky, earthy flavor was heavenly. It's gonna be alright, he thought to himself. It's gonna be just fine. Cream-of-Plenty fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Sep 5, 2014 |
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Wubba lubba dub dub! Isn't that what he does?
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Sep 5, 2014 03:32
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is it too late to bring back larry sanders
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Sep 5, 2014 06:07
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I heard Full House is coming back with it's original cast. Let's hope it gets canceled after one season too.
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i'm ervice@world wide mail.net
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Half of the original cast is dead so I'm not entirely sure how this would be plausible.
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