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Aatrek was a pedophile who was really into Star Trek. It is now accepted that because of this fans of Star Trek are all pedophiles, I know that because so many people post it, and the more you read something the truer it is. Aatrek was also a moderator on these forums I'm posting on. There are around 200k goons according to google, rounding up. There's 40 million Star Trek fans according to google, and google is always right. If .0000025% of Trekkies being pedos means they're all pedos, does that mean .0005% of goons being pedos makes everyone on this forum some kind of super child molester? Guys I'm kind of afraid here, am I a super pedo and don't know it? I like Star Trek and post on something awful dot com. Should I talk to the police or something? tia
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tl;dr
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May 31, 2014 01:17
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thanks for the admission of guilt op the police are on there way
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May 31, 2014 01:17
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Is there something you'd like to tell us OP? I think Reddit might be a better place for you.
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Ilikedirt posted:thanks for the admission of guilt op the police are on there way At least now I don't have to question myself any more. It's good to be in a safe place.
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May 31, 2014 01:21
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So, if I am a Star Trek fan and a goon... Oh god.
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May 31, 2014 01:28
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OP I always knew you were gay but i would have never guessed you were a pedo
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May 31, 2014 01:28
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Huff Po posted:The LA Times recently ran a story about the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit, which contained a mind-boggling statistic: of the more than 100 offenders the unit has arrested over the last four years, "all but one" has been "a hard-core Trekkie." Blogger Ernest Miller thought this claim was improbable. "I could go to a science fiction convention," he explained "and be less likely to find that 99+ percent of the attendees were hard-core Trekkies." While there may be quibbling about the exact numbers, the Toronto detectives claim that the connection is undeniable. tl;dr: op is probably a child rapist
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May 31, 2014 01:33
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got half way through the op, called 911 on his pedo rear end
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May 31, 2014 01:36
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Wasn't there some cop interview where he said pedophiles almost always watched Star Trek ? Like not all Star Trek watchers were pedophiles, but the majority of male molesters turned out to be ST fans
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May 31, 2014 01:40
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Don Tacorleone posted:Wasn't there some cop interview where he said pedophiles almost always watched Star Trek ? Like not all Star Trek watchers were pedophiles, but the majority of male molesters turned out to be ST fans yeah i feel like i just saw it somewhere
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May 31, 2014 01:44
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Whiskey Sours posted:tl;dr: op is probably a child rapist That settles it then, on my way to the station now. I don't remember it happening but these are pretty convincing arguments.
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May 31, 2014 02:25
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No idiot you got it the wrong way around. All pedos are star trek fans. (not a pedo)
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May 31, 2014 02:28
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I've seen every episode of DS9, TNG, Enterprise, and bunch of Voyager UGH and some of the original series and i've never ONCE diddled a kid i think
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May 31, 2014 02:29
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aatrek alt found
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May 31, 2014 03:22
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i'm a peado (loving a bowl of peas) but i don't like star trek. help?
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May 31, 2014 03:23
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Not all star trek fans have vaginas you piece of poo poo
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May 31, 2014 03:24
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i bet its really voyager that does it a lot of nerds who like star trek dont like it enough to watch voyager
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May 31, 2014 03:28
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What do you mean "If"? Also, it's safe to assume the same for Bronies and people that watch Anime of any kind.
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May 31, 2014 03:38
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I grew up with star trek as a kid. I dont care for it now. What does that mean?! 
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May 31, 2014 03:55
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Who will stand up for soap operas disguised as science fiction, if not OP? First they came for trekkies, and I did not speak up, because they needed a bath. Then they came for the mods, and I did not speak up, because the mods are all fags. When finally they came for me, it was all a misunderstanding because I wasn't a trekky-mod pedophile and the courts found as such.
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May 31, 2014 03:58
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May 31, 2014 03:59
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psyopmonkey posted:I grew up with star trek as a kid. you were a pedophile as a kid you freak you probably molested yourself
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May 31, 2014 04:37
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Yes.
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May 31, 2014 04:45
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star trek fans are pedos because they're really into the next generation
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May 31, 2014 04:47
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remember that episode with the rubber rock eating lava monster. lol horta
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May 31, 2014 04:47
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A.G.Pennypacker posted:star trek fans are pedos because they're really into the next generation
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May 31, 2014 04:49
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Star Trek? retarTS k?
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May 31, 2014 04:50
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Star trek sucks so much. No wonder only pedophiles like it.
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May 31, 2014 04:52
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So what are Star Wars fans? Stargate fans?
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May 31, 2014 05:18
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Dunno about the other two but firefly fans are insufferable.
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May 31, 2014 05:21
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i like star trek okay but i also played with my own penis a lot when i was a sexy l'il underager.
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May 31, 2014 05:30
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battlestar fans are definitely satanists. also, op: no, because while the common ground goons have is 10bux, the one thing all trekkies share is their unsatisfiable, caveman-like lust for underage booty
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May 31, 2014 05:31
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gently caress kids
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May 31, 2014 05:39
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Obama Africanus posted:gently caress kids whoa
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Sep 18, 2014 03:00
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This is very troubling news. I wish somebody would have told me before I netflixed tng and ds9. Should I turn myself in?
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Sep 18, 2014 03:12
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psyopmonkey posted:I grew up with star trek as a kid. If you liked it as a kid, you hate it as an adult. Wait I hosed that up.
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Sep 18, 2014 03:18
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gently caress nevermind
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Sep 18, 2014 03:19
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seaquest dsv was a good show.
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Obama Africanus posted:gently caress kids trying out for that new mod position?
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