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HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! I'VE GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU! JUST CLICK ON ME, PLEASE! HEY! HEY! You can activate the map by pressing START! ... ... HEY! HEY! 
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Hello Chosen One. Need funds for your quest to overthrow evil? Why not go to the Arena and slaughter a bunch of people?
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Jun 1, 2014 20:25
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Is that a legendary weapon? And you want to sell it! I'll give you 10 silver. Sorry, you already wore that, so you can't give it to anyone else. God drat, these wolves are destroying everything. Kill 10 of them, and that'll fix the problem.
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Jun 1, 2014 21:12
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I'm the NPC who lives in a town with no gates or walls but our countryside is full of 60 foot tentacle monsters who poo poo out every disease known to man
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Jun 1, 2014 22:37
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WOAH HEY this guy took my pencil! Everyone, get the guards! If you don't have a weapon, ready your fists! He must pay with his life for this infraction!
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Jun 1, 2014 23:54
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Better stand next to all these bad guys while you wildly swing your weapon.
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Jun 2, 2014 00:04
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Dely Apple posted:I'm the NPC who lives in a town with no gates or walls but our countryside is full of 60 foot tentacle monsters who poo poo out every disease known to man Grandma is out sweeping the yard, little Susie is playing jump rope with the Carson kids next door, while giant man-bugs that suck your brains out are swarming the village.
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Jun 2, 2014 01:12
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by the nine!
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Jun 2, 2014 05:58
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Sorry, I can't talk about that right now. Sorry, I can't talk about that right now. Sorry, I can't talk about that right now. Sorry, I can't talk about that right now. Sorry, I can't talk about that right now.
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Jun 2, 2014 08:02
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IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT as decapitated head flies away
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Jun 2, 2014 09:37
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My body is currently spazzing out and seizuring up wildly due to some graphical error
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Jun 2, 2014 09:45
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Of course I'll buy everything you dug up out of the nearby ancient ruins (for 20% of its value)!
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Jun 2, 2014 09:46
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Wicker Man posted:Grandma is out sweeping the yard, little Susie is playing jump rope with the Carson kids next door, while giant man-bugs that suck your brains out are swarming the village. I'm the town Weaponsmith, I don't arm the town or anything because my one ware is a 60000 GP Ice Flamberge of Pain and only Fighters can equip it. Susie doesn't have a red suit or red hair, so gently caress her she's going to be Malboro food.
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Jun 2, 2014 10:33
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Hi there, I have a bit of a pest problem you see, my farm seems to be overrun by literal skeletons and I was wondering if you could sort them out for me? Just "de-bone" *chuckle* twenty or so of them and come collect your reward. MAKE SURE YOU ONLY KILL THE BIG WHITE SKELETONS, LEAVE THE OTHER SMALLER ONES ALONE. THOSE SKELETONS ARE MY SKELETONS AND IF YOU KILL THEM THEY DON'T COUNT TOWARDS THE TOTAL.
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Jun 2, 2014 10:44
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"Hey - uh - heh, heh - man, I sure am a bit of a wuss and a bumbler, ain't I, party leader? The other party members keep makin' fun of me. Maybe they're right  "*Is the most used party member* *Gets all the best warrior gear* *Is an unkillable murdermachine*
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Jun 2, 2014 10:48
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thats the guy who stole potato this morning in town other side of the continent, arrest him!
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Jun 2, 2014 11:47
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Say, this wall sure is interesting! Think I'll stand here and stare at it blankly for the next 18 hours.
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Jun 2, 2014 12:06
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Reload, Mr. Free- Guys, I think I took a wrong turn.
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Jun 2, 2014 12:16
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"Woof" (I am a dog. You talked to me anyway.)
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Jun 2, 2014 12:22
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I AM ERROR.
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Jun 2, 2014 12:32
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My house is broken into and vandalized on a daily basis but I can't stop the hero from doing it because I have polio and am bedridden 24/7
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Jun 2, 2014 12:40
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Wolves hunt in packs, arisen
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Jun 2, 2014 13:03
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Nature is unbridled here. 'Tis quite a pleasant corner!
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Jun 2, 2014 13:11
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If I persevere for long enough, the wall will step out of my way.
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Jun 2, 2014 13:33
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Jun 2, 2014 13:46
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No I absolutely will NOT buy that pencil from you. Word on the street is that you stole it from someone halfway around the globe.
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Jun 2, 2014 14:14
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Din-ner, din-ner, din-ner, din-ner!
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Jun 2, 2014 14:16
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Brain In A Jar posted:Wolves hunt in packs, arisen gets hit by boulders "They hold the advantage!" 
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Jun 2, 2014 18:09
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I'm actually a puppet of Mammon created to prevent you from getting the book you've been looking for the entire game here you go! (But fight him anyway even though it doesn't matter anymore)
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Jun 2, 2014 18:22
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Hello! Good Day! Hello! Good Day! Hello! Good Day!
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Jun 2, 2014 18:24
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You'll need the Circlet of Power to open the Cavern of Fear so that you can retrieve the Wand of Wanding which will guide you through the Path of the Unholy in which you must defeat the Laughing Prince and win his Mithril Hat. I secretly think you're an rear end in a top hat but you'll never catch me actually saying it. (because I have the Circlet of Charm)
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Jun 2, 2014 18:38
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I KNOW THE DRAGON HEAD I can tell them you are a spy and they will shoot you.
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Jun 2, 2014 18:38
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I am sworn to protect my King, even in death. For a dozen centuries I have waited, patiently biding my time. I lay in silence, dessicated flesh kept alive by my Lord's necromantic machinations. I clutch my iron sword, motionless, waiting. Until today. Until now. An intruder has broken the seal, come to desecrate this hallowed place and defile the tomb of my Lord. I rise slowly as the interloper approaches. The dry dust of centuries falls from my rotted garments as I raise my weapon. I am sworn to protect my Lord until the End of Days, and none shall--- *gets one-shotted by some rear end in a top hat with a flaming sword*
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Jun 2, 2014 18:58
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Just one more coin and I can buy a pair of shoes. *asks this every time you walk by in your 200 hours playtime*
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Jun 2, 2014 19:05
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Sure, let me just jump right up out of bed and answer your insipid questions, stranger standing over my bed in the middle of the night.
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Jun 2, 2014 19:09
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What a monstrous creature!
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Jun 2, 2014 19:22
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jiharlequinade posted:Sure, let me just jump right up out of bed and answer your insipid questions, stranger standing over my bed in the middle of the night. *sleeps on top of the sheets in full iron armor*
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Jun 2, 2014 19:24
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*ignores player staring at, and continually trying to get a better angle of, cleavage for the entire conversation*
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Jun 2, 2014 19:26
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Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter
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You're on your way to kill the Ur-Dragon? The eternal scourge of our entire world? The monster who ate my entire bloodline? Yeah well gently caress YOU if you think I'm going to help you until you figure out who's been stealing my neighbour's cabbage.
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