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myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!
Nobody wants to have sex a with mutilated dick. I guess that's why they keep blowing people up.

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

butplug accident posted:

the jews and their allies who exported circumcision to america only did it because they didn't want people jacking off. it's loving ludicrous how evil they are

As a circumcised male I can tell you that they failed. :smug:

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Motherfucker posted:

Please explain how jews matter.

They kick the poo poo out of arab savages and their dicks aren't ugly.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Volume posted:

As a circumcised male I can tell you that they failed. :smug:

id high five you but my circumcised dick is in my hand (im whacking)

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Maoist Pussy posted:

Motherfucker posted:

Please explain how jews matter.

They kick the poo poo out of arab savages and their dicks aren't ugly.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Maoist Pussy posted:

They kick the poo poo out of arab savages and their dicks aren't ugly.

lmao why are you so obsessed with other ppls dicks. who's gay now human being

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

as a certified homo im the only one with skin in this game

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Jews control the lube market.


Mutilated cocks cannot whack it without lube.


Checkmate atheists.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
lol at anyone who gets foreskin "restoration"

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Motherfucker posted:

Mutilated cocks cannot whack it without lube.

The woman is supposed to be aroused before you put your penis inside her.

You slug-dick dudes have probably never encountered such a thing.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Motherfucker posted:

I'm sorry you don't know how to wash your jewdick.

I just assume you euro dudes leave the ol stank sock hangin out the doorway at night and let the rats have at it

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Maoist Pussy posted:

The woman is supposed to be aroused before you put your penis inside her.

You slug-dick dudes have probably never encountered such a thing.

Do you arouse women by explaining how pretty your butchered dick is in increasingly desperate and defensive ways?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Aesop Poprock posted:

I just assume you euro dudes leave the ol stank sock hangin out the doorway at night and let the rats have at it
its like the cleaner fish and shrimp in the ocean, euro style

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Remember when that Rabbi sucked a baby's dick and gave him herpes?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Motherfucker posted:

Do you arouse women by explaining how pretty your butchered dick is in increasingly desperate and defensive ways?

don't have to explain the self evident, nobody likes a deflated balloon with veins in it that's some Geiger poo poo

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I just assume you euro dudes leave the ol stank sock hangin out the doorway at night and let the rats have at it

Normally I reel it in before I go to bed.


The biggest issue with washing my dick is it takes a while, since its huge.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Volume posted:

Remember when that Rabbi sucked a baby's dick and gave him herpes?

baruch atah adonai!

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


Aesop Poprock posted:

don't have to explain the self evident, nobody likes a deflated balloon with veins in it that's some Geiger poo poo

genitals are supposed to look like Giger drawings, tho

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW

Aesop Poprock posted:

don't have to explain the self evident, nobody likes a deflated balloon with veins in it that's some Geiger poo poo

cool job scoring with uncultured whores

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Flavahbeast posted:

genitals are supposed to look like Giger drawings, tho

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Aesop Poprock posted:

don't have to explain the self evident, nobody likes a deflated balloon with veins in it that's some Geiger poo poo

Geiger draws things to look like dicks.

If your dick doesn't look like a dick than you're in trouble bro.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Motherfucker posted:

Geiger draws things to look like dicks.

If your dick doesn't look like a dick than you're in trouble bro.

my dick looks like a sea cucumber wearing a bowler hat

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

turdriver posted:

cool job scoring with uncultured whores

i have sex with men, and if they're uncut they get a bad grade from me, the sex teacher

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Foreskins look the way foreigners smell, so I guess it is appropriate to their backwards cultures.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Foreskins work a lot like weighted clothing does in Dragon Ball Z in that removing either makes you a more powerful warrior.

Straker
Nov 10, 2005

Maoist Pussy posted:

Laser hair removal is a great idea, actually.


Also, for you, removing your head is a good idea.
man for a second i was worried i got owned but then i saw your post history and whew!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

A circumcised penis is like a human being with no soul, an empty husk, capable of feeling no pleasure or pain, simply a dead weight that needs to be exorcised physically from this world for the good of mankind.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

JebanyPedal posted:

A circumcised penis is like a human being with no soul, an empty husk, capable of feeling no pleasure or pain, simply a dead weight that needs to be exorcised physically from this world for the good of mankind.

-death note opening monologue

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Mrs. Grandma, unravel this skin

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

i am harry posted:

"With circumcised partners, women had less orgasms, less emotional and sexual pleasure, less intimacy, and their partners had more premature ejaculations."

hosed up (IF true)

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

how do you use this

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Frostwerks posted:

how do you use this

put a condom on it, sicko, it's in a common area!

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Frostwerks posted:

how do you use this

penis in ear = dance all night

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches
An uncircumcised penis is an insult to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Steampunk iPhone posted:

Strapping down an infant boy and brutally crippling his penis as his wailing screams are ignored or sadistically mocked, this encodes his brain and ancient limbic system with a hellishly tortuous trauma that will haunt and neuter him for the rest of his life. His grossly mutilated penis missing as it is nearly all its erogenous tissue and all the beauty of its generous natural design, including the wet cocoon that stores the glans inside its own personal, exquisitely sensitive vagina (and when he sensually pleasures himself it need never leave that finely evolved safe haven), must constantly remind him, even if he doesn’t consciously realize it, of the heinous violation of his sexuality endorsed by mainstream American humanity. How could Elliot Rodger ever truly connect with intact females in light of what we know here on the forum? As one poster put it, he was necessarily like a fly with wings clipped. His enormous ego and narcissism could not reconcile that fact. Elliott had everything in the world going for him except for one appalling matter – his forced circumcision.

Once again you gibbis retards miss the best post of the thread

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Maybe don't troll people with mutilated genitals? There isn't much to fix it after it's been done, so you're just being rude as well as cruel.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Schwarbage posted:

An uncircumcised penis is an insult to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Jesus was 4 1/2 inches erect and both his balls the same exact length away from the shaft

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quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Thrill Cosby posted:

Foreskins work a lot like weighted clothing does in Dragon Ball Z in that removing either makes you a more powerful warrior.
no, it's wearing the weights during training that made goku stronger. he took 'em off during performance, much like one pulls back their foreskin

i swear to the god of dongs "medical" memes are the loving worst

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