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Nobody wants to have sex a with mutilated dick. I guess that's why they keep blowing people up.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:25 |
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butplug accident posted:the jews and their allies who exported circumcision to america only did it because they didn't want people jacking off. it's loving ludicrous how evil they are As a circumcised male I can tell you that they failed.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:25 |
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Motherfucker posted:Please explain how jews matter. They kick the poo poo out of arab savages and their dicks aren't ugly.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:26 |
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Volume posted:As a circumcised male I can tell you that they failed. id high five you but my circumcised dick is in my hand (im whacking)
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:27 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:27 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:They kick the poo poo out of arab savages and their dicks aren't ugly. lmao why are you so obsessed with other ppls dicks. who's gay now human being
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:27 |
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as a certified homo im the only one with skin in this game
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:28 |
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Jews control the lube market. Mutilated cocks cannot whack it without lube. Checkmate atheists.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:28 |
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lol at anyone who gets foreskin "restoration"
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:29 |
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Motherfucker posted:Mutilated cocks cannot whack it without lube. The woman is supposed to be aroused before you put your penis inside her. You slug-dick dudes have probably never encountered such a thing.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:30 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:32 |
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Motherfucker posted:I'm sorry you don't know how to wash your jewdick. I just assume you euro dudes leave the ol stank sock hangin out the doorway at night and let the rats have at it
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:33 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:The woman is supposed to be aroused before you put your penis inside her. Do you arouse women by explaining how pretty your butchered dick is in increasingly desperate and defensive ways?
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:34 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:I just assume you euro dudes leave the ol stank sock hangin out the doorway at night and let the rats have at it
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:35 |
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Remember when that Rabbi sucked a baby's dick and gave him herpes?
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:36 |
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Motherfucker posted:Do you arouse women by explaining how pretty your butchered dick is in increasingly desperate and defensive ways? don't have to explain the self evident, nobody likes a deflated balloon with veins in it that's some Geiger poo poo
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:36 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:I just assume you euro dudes leave the ol stank sock hangin out the doorway at night and let the rats have at it Normally I reel it in before I go to bed. The biggest issue with washing my dick is it takes a while, since its huge.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:36 |
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Volume posted:Remember when that Rabbi sucked a baby's dick and gave him herpes? baruch atah adonai!
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:37 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:don't have to explain the self evident, nobody likes a deflated balloon with veins in it that's some Geiger poo poo genitals are supposed to look like Giger drawings, tho
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:37 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:don't have to explain the self evident, nobody likes a deflated balloon with veins in it that's some Geiger poo poo cool job scoring with uncultured whores
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:38 |
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Flavahbeast posted:genitals are supposed to look like Giger drawings, tho
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:38 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:don't have to explain the self evident, nobody likes a deflated balloon with veins in it that's some Geiger poo poo Geiger draws things to look like dicks. If your dick doesn't look like a dick than you're in trouble bro.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:38 |
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Motherfucker posted:Geiger draws things to look like dicks. my dick looks like a sea cucumber wearing a bowler hat
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 21:56 |
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turdriver posted:cool job scoring with uncultured whores i have sex with men, and if they're uncut they get a bad grade from me, the sex teacher
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 22:00 |
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Foreskins look the way foreigners smell, so I guess it is appropriate to their backwards cultures.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 22:11 |
Foreskins work a lot like weighted clothing does in Dragon Ball Z in that removing either makes you a more powerful warrior.
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# ? Jun 1, 2014 22:42 |
Maoist Pussy posted:Laser hair removal is a great idea, actually.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:17 |
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A circumcised penis is like a human being with no soul, an empty husk, capable of feeling no pleasure or pain, simply a dead weight that needs to be exorcised physically from this world for the good of mankind.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:32 |
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JebanyPedal posted:A circumcised penis is like a human being with no soul, an empty husk, capable of feeling no pleasure or pain, simply a dead weight that needs to be exorcised physically from this world for the good of mankind. -death note opening monologue
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:35 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:35 |
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Mrs. Grandma, unravel this skin
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:43 |
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i am harry posted:"With circumcised partners, women had less orgasms, less emotional and sexual pleasure, less intimacy, and their partners had more premature ejaculations." hosed up (IF true)
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:44 |
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how do you use this
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:45 |
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Frostwerks posted:how do you use this put a condom on it, sicko, it's in a common area!
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:59 |
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Frostwerks posted:how do you use this penis in ear = dance all night
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 02:59 |
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An uncircumcised penis is an insult to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 03:22 |
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Steampunk iPhone posted:Strapping down an infant boy and brutally crippling his penis as his wailing screams are ignored or sadistically mocked, this encodes his brain and ancient limbic system with a hellishly tortuous trauma that will haunt and neuter him for the rest of his life. His grossly mutilated penis missing as it is nearly all its erogenous tissue and all the beauty of its generous natural design, including the wet cocoon that stores the glans inside its own personal, exquisitely sensitive vagina (and when he sensually pleasures himself it need never leave that finely evolved safe haven), must constantly remind him, even if he doesn’t consciously realize it, of the heinous violation of his sexuality endorsed by mainstream American humanity. How could Elliot Rodger ever truly connect with intact females in light of what we know here on the forum? As one poster put it, he was necessarily like a fly with wings clipped. His enormous ego and narcissism could not reconcile that fact. Elliott had everything in the world going for him except for one appalling matter – his forced circumcision. Once again you gibbis retards miss the best post of the thread
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 03:27 |
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Maybe don't troll people with mutilated genitals? There isn't much to fix it after it's been done, so you're just being rude as well as cruel.
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 03:28 |
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Schwarbage posted:An uncircumcised penis is an insult to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Jesus was 4 1/2 inches erect and both his balls the same exact length away from the shaft
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 03:30 |
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Thrill Cosby posted:Foreskins work a lot like weighted clothing does in Dragon Ball Z in that removing either makes you a more powerful warrior. i swear to the god of dongs "medical" memes are the loving worst
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# ? Jun 2, 2014 03:43 |