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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
All right Arias!

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Arias RBI's!? :psyduck:

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


well this game sucks.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Great job Lance

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Man, the umpire is not giving strikes. Lynn's thrown some good pitches that were called balls.

Also, lol, the Giants went through their entire lineup in one inning.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Why did Dustin get the hook

Jim Dwyer
Mar 29, 2014

ayn rand hand job posted:

Why did Dustin get the hook

nesn announcers were speculating it was bitching at the ump for his godawful strike zone

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Buster's heating up again, I hope.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Mark Buehrle is the best pitcher in major league baseball

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
I'm glad those days off seemed to do Buster good. :)

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Way to leg out that double Panda.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Go away Lance

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

MassaShowtime posted:

Mark Buehrle is the best pitcher in major league baseball

I really want this to be true this year. Get that Cy Young you 81 mph hurler you.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
God I hate this Budweiser commercial

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Apparently Buehrle's never won a Cy Young? I'm surprised.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Darwin Barney doing the only thing he's good at.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Pretty swing :allears:

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Man, Taveras is off to a good start.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Welp, there goes the O's offense.

Jim Dwyer
Mar 29, 2014

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Apparently Buehrle's never won a Cy Young? I'm surprised.

you're kidding right

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

goobernoodles posted:

Welp, there goes the O's offense.

Was the HBP a bad one?

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

Zythrst posted:

Pretty swing :allears:

No kidding.

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER
I am not giving up on Mark "Hurl-y" Buehrle as a nickname here

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Samardzija is imploding against the crew.

edit: bases loaded 3 run double from Overbay. REALLY imploding. 7-0 Brewers

edit 2: Brewers pitcher Lohse 2 for 2 against him, 8-0.

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jun 1, 2014

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Well of course he is, he doesn't know how to win

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

MassaShowtime posted:

Well of course he is, he doesn't know how to win

Hey, he beat us.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Ammat The Ankh posted:

And it looks like Morse is out for the Giants after hurting his foot during batting practice. Instead we get... Joaquin Arias.

Ouch :( Hope Beast gets better soon. He's one of my favorite players in baseball.

Tanner Roark is pretty cool too. I like the way he goes about his business on the mound. Tough luck running up against Darvish today though. First time seeing him this year and this guy is sick nasty. So is his strike zone.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Was the HBP a bad one?
It looked/sounded pretty bad. Hit him on the back of the hand down near the pinkie. You could hear him screaming in pain, and now he's out of the game in the next half inning. He was clenching his fist though so hopefully nothing is broken but who knows.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

goobernoodles posted:

It looked/sounded pretty bad. Hit him on the back of the hand down near the pinkie. You could hear him screaming in pain, and now he's out of the game in the next half inning. He was clenching his fist though so hopefully nothing is broken but who knows.

Man that sucks. I'm really tired of these HBP hand injuries.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
edwin dinger

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Arias 2-for-2


What are you doing, St. Louis?

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Yeehaw Edwin

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
I take back everything bad I've ever said about Arias.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Arias has 3 RBI's today. What, I just :pwn:

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

DINGERS

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
Cal Ripken's skin is more orange than the O's uniforms :stare:

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

ahahahah Mark Buehrle makes his own decisions

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Joaquin Arias is getting all of his hits for the season out of the way today.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Hand Knit posted:

edwin dinger

Wonder what he can do in June.

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BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
I am allowing any Jays fan on this board to trademark "Edwin Encarnaciown Zone"


All I ask is a cut of the profits

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