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horse mans posted:Pompeii is not lovely. It's actually really good. Let's agree to disagree, because I honestly haven't heard them, this new girl singing I kind of enjoy, anybody know her name? Anyone have any Rules for Apple events? I drink every time a joke about Craig Federighi's hair is made Molten Llama posted:Also, you were listening to Haim. Comfy Fleece Sweater fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Jun 2, 2014 |
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"Drink every time they cut to a pre-pubertal developer" seems like a safe bet this year. Also, you were listening to Haim. They rock out pretty hard for three Jewish girls from the suburbs.
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Guesses: Absolutely nothing new on the hardware side, OSX with ugly frosted glass iOS stuff slapped on top, no idea about iOS8. Likely just heart book and beacons and home auto concept stuff. Nothing tangible. iTunes Radio and other boring poo poo. The end.
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Shoving http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/14poiunaeporfnsvpobjuanefvpjb6a/m3u8/sl_mvp.m3u8 into VLC might work, seems to have fired up a reasonably high-res stream in VLC/Windows here at least.
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Wouldn't be WWDC without Coldplay.
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Molten Llama posted:"Drink every time they cut to a pre-pubertal developer" seems like a safe bet this year. And once again, "drink with when they show a fat guy with a beard" is in fact a very dangerous bet.
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Guesses: Absolutely nothing new on the hardware side Well it is the developer's conference so it should focus on software.
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As someone who isn't fat and goes to the gym at least 3 or 4 times a week, Healthbook is actually sort of cool sounding.
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andyf posted:Shoving http://p.events-delivery.apple.com.edgesuite.net/14poiunaeporfnsvpobjuanefvpjb6a/m3u8/sl_mvp.m3u8 into VLC might work, seems to have fired up a reasonably high-res stream in VLC/Windows here at least.
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japtor posted:Stream works on Wii U with user agent switched to iPad, I'm guessing it works on any browser that can switch agents and view HTML5 video. This owns. Thanks for the tip.
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ZeeBoi posted:Well it is the developer's conference so it should focus on software.
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IT'S 12PM ON THE DOT WHERE IS MY IWATCH gently caress YOU TIM COOK sorry, got a bit ahead of myself
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Jun 2, 2014 18:01
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Here we go
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Jun 2, 2014 18:01
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I just want to hear some loving Jony Ive narration.
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But really most people just use Instagram and candy crush
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maduin posted:I just want to hear some loving Jony Ive narration.
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maduin posted:I just want to hear some loving Jony Ive narration. "And this is the best white people on white video we've ever made!"
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Did he just say Tinder
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This intro video looks like it was directed by Wes Anderson.
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Hahahaha, that guy who said the best app is Tinder 
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That handlebar mustache.
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Cook is on the stage
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Interesting that the Ars live stream is ahead of my iPad's live stream. By like 30 seconds. http://live.arstechnica.com/apples-wwdc-2014-keynote/
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Jun 2, 2014 18:07
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*cuts to crowd shot of huge guy staring at his phone*
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BlackFrost posted:That handlebar mustache. Isn't a handlebar moustache.
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I love that Cook still talks rather slow and deliberate. Even if he's saying the tired old Apple Is The Best Company Ever poo poo we need to hear at the beginning of every event.
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over 9 million people registered to use the newest dev-only versions of the os.
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Seamless OS X and iOS
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"the mother of all releases"
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 THE MOTHER OF ALL RELEASES* *for developers
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:"the mother of all releases" Of dev software
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"Macs shitted on PCs, basically"
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