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Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
In this thread we celebrate some of the culinary delights you can find in various parts of the UK. Here are some of my favourites.

Manchester egg (pickled egg coated in black pudding and sausage meat)


Black pudding (onions, milk, oatmeal, pig’s blood)


Parmo (deep-fried chicken in bread crumbs topped with white béchamel sauce and cheese)


Stargazy pie (whole pilchards, eggs and potatoes baked within a pastry crust)


Pie, mash, jellied eels and liquor


Chicken donner kebab


Grub's up!

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Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

that third thing looks pretty good, its nice to discover your fried cheese roots as an american

CuddleChunks
Sep 18, 2004

Looks exactly the same coming out the other end.

poo poo food from a poo poo island.


The desserts are solid though, so at least you've still got that.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

Stargazy pie (whole pilchards, eggs and potatoes baked within a pastry crust)

would eat the gently caress out of this

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
Not quite sure why I missed out haggis.

Haggis (sheep's heart, liver and lungs minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices and salt encased within a stomach)

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Oberleutnant posted:

would eat the gently caress out of this

just imagine if the saxons had never invaded england - we'd have an entire country's worth of poo poo like stargazy pie

Carborundum
Feb 21, 2013

Oberleutnant posted:

would eat the gently caress out of this

Johnny Depp in a Tim Burton movie.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Yep that's the kind of food I would expect from people who inhabit an island where it's cold and raining almost 90% of the time

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
whoa lamb and mutton?? im spoiled for choice here!

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Tweet Me Balls posted:

that third thing looks pretty good, its nice to discover your fried cheese roots as an american

A meat feast parmo is interesting. It's pretty much the same except topped with more chicken, ham and other meats. It's a heart attack in a takeaway box basically and very popular in Middlesboro for some reason.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Why bother preparing the fish for the fish pie. Just throw those suckers in guts gills and all.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
mornin luv were havin chuggers and flange with chippo-sputum and warm thruppeny marm

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
btw our empire and the brutal subjugation of native peoples around the world came about solely as a side-effect of our efforts to bring back foreign (and thus edible) food to our small island nation. :britain:

naem
May 29, 2011

Bread, meat, bread, meat, bread

Sometimes you don't cook the bread all the way and call it pudding

Sometimes you cook the meat inside the bread and call it pie

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
so this why rhe british empire existed... to get away from british cuisine.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
English cuisine is the fedora of foods

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Brown Sauce was a revelation when I visited England

Also fish and chips the way they're supposed to be

otherwise english food was pretty lame imo

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

a starwar betamax posted:

English cuisine is the fedora of foods

i bet you when they heard that they could get a free ticket to australia for stealing bread crime increased 10 fold

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
For chips you can either have mushy peas...


or curry sauce...

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
Roast pork and potatoes

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

can we take a second to just gaze in slack jawed amazement at this poo poo.

it called a 'munchy box'

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

if u put that in front of me without saying what it was, id assume it was slightly crappy guac. then id try some and be really confused.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Anthrovore posted:

Brown Sauce was a revelation when I visited England

Also fish and chips the way they're supposed to be

otherwise english food was pretty lame imo

There's only one brown sauce as far as I'm concerned and that's Daddies.

naem
May 29, 2011

Now also featuring potatoes

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
russian food is basically english food

i give you holodets.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
What's for dinner mum? Faggots of course!

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Kombotron posted:

russian food is basically english food

i give you holodets.



what is this some kind of meats in a jelly?

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

What's for dinner mum? Faggots of course!


oooh yeah extra human being sauce

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Wow no wonder British people.are so ugly and sick looking. Cool

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

what is this some kind of meats in a jelly?

jellied chicken

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
ox tail is good tho

also cow tongue

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

CuddleChunks posted:

Looks exactly the same coming out the other end.

poo poo food from a poo poo island.


The desserts are solid though, so at least you've still got that.

Spotted dick and custard is literally the best pudding ever invented.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive
Men of europe, arise (on a carb and trans fats heavy diet)

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Kombotron posted:

russian food is basically english food

i give you holodets.

It's kholodets dummy. Didn't you watch Hannibal?

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

For chips you can either have mushy peas...


or curry sauce...


uhhhh... those aren't chips dude

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



kebabs own


i miss being able to walk down to the corner and buy a pita full of chili sauce and questionable meat from a swarthy turkish man at 2am

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

uhhhh... those aren't chips dude

chips


crisps


cock hero flux posted:

kebabs own


i miss being able to walk down to the corner and buy a pita full of chili sauce and questionable meat from a swarthy turkish man at 2am

if you're lucky it might be cat or pigeon

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
holy loving poo poo this thread is grosser than goatse

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

fries


chips


also you drive on the wrong side of the road

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Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:

Roast pork and potatoes



would eat the gently caress out of this

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