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it would be very strange to see a thin man in wisconsin it's not that unreasonable to get a little murderey in response
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LOL NOTHING SLENDER ABOUT SA
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Jun 3, 2014 01:49
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LOWTAX WHEN WILL YOUR REIGN OF TERROR END
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Jun 3, 2014 01:50
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Hey, psssst... Farrrrrrrrrrrrt.
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Jun 3, 2014 01:50
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My son was telling me about slenderman like it was a real thing, I mean he's 7 so whatever. I told him, "Yeah I know what that is...I know what it's from. It's not real." He said I didn't know what I was talking about so I screamed, "SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM!" and shoved him really hard.
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Jun 3, 2014 01:51
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I am Toni Lippi posted:My son was telling me about slenderman like it was a real thing, I mean he's 7 so whatever. I told him, "Yeah I know what that is...I know what it's from. It's not real." He said I didn't know what I was talking about so I screamed, "SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM!" and shoved him really hard. i hope you killed that stupid idiot
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Jun 3, 2014 01:51
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Doesn't matter, he's dead to me anyway. Have fun with your new emotionally disconnected dad, kid.
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Jun 3, 2014 01:53
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Nanomashoes posted:i hope you killed that stupid idiot
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Jun 3, 2014 01:53
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when i was in grade 7 there was no such thing as slenderman so we woudl tell stories to each other about other scary thigns like pop quizzes on subects you dont have that term or or using a ouija board or something we rpobably never would have trried to ritually sacrifice anyone of course it wasnt until hig school i started to listning to marilyn manson and the like such as that and then thas when i murdered a kid. high school is a good tiem to murder a kid imo.
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Jun 3, 2014 01:53
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Sid Vicious posted:when i was in grade 7 there was no such thing as slenderman so we woudl tell stories to each other about other scary thigns like pop quizzes on subects you dont have that term or or using a ouija board or something we rpobably never would have trried to ritually sacrifice anyone of course it wasnt until hig school i started to listning to marilyn manson and the like such as that and then thas when i murdered a kid. high school is a good tiem to murder a kid imo. if 12 year olds can get tried as adults then apparently the best time to kill is elementary school.
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i would disagree ebcause then you miss out on a bit more o your life even, like if you murder someone and heaven forbid get caught in high school at least their is a chance you got laid and poo poo before yo ugo to jail for life, like i think going to school as a kid is a lovely thing because then you dont even have the chance to hone your serial killing skills on various pets and other small animals around your neighborhood like i got to do, with possums and cats and the like,
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Jun 3, 2014 01:55
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I am Toni Lippi posted:My son was telling me about slenderman like it was a real thing, I mean he's 7 so whatever. I told him, "Yeah I know what that is...I know what it's from. It's not real." He said I didn't know what I was talking about so I screamed, "SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM!" and shoved him really hard. you're a good dad 
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Jun 3, 2014 01:56
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Sid Vicious posted:when i was in grade 7 there was no such thing as slenderman so we woudl tell stories to each other about other scary thigns like pop quizzes on subects you dont have that term or or using a ouija board or something we rpobably never would have trried to ritually sacrifice anyone of course it wasnt until hig school i started to listning to marilyn manson and the like such as that and then thas when i murdered a kid. high school is a good tiem to murder a kid imo. i read this in the same voice i imagine roast beef having
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Jun 3, 2014 01:57
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The Protagonist posted:i read this in the same voice i imagine roast beef having this is the greatest copliment i have ever received thank you
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Jun 3, 2014 01:58
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Sid Vicious posted:this is the greatest copliment i have ever received thank you you are the guy who sucks
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The Protagonist posted:i read this in the same voice i imagine roast beef having
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Jun 3, 2014 01:59
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im glad of it
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Jun 3, 2014 01:59
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wanna see what middle schoolers do to get in good with poverty ghost
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Jun 3, 2014 02:01
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SunAndSpring posted:Why did Slenderman ever get popular? It's a loving dude with no face and long arms in a business suit. Are people afraid of mannequins these days? Slenderman came out of GBS 1.0 when effort posting was a thing & goons were creating Slenderman photos & fake newspaper clippings which, when compared to your average creepypastas, seem pretty legit so I guess if your standard for scary mythos is "Story about a lost episode of Spongebob Squarepants where he kills himself" and "Story obviously written by a 10 year old about Sonic the Hedgehog killing everyone" then something like Slenderman can catch on.
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Jun 3, 2014 02:03
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no but sreiously i murdered someone in high school
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Jun 3, 2014 02:06
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Blue Raider posted:im glad of it thats hosed up dude
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Sid Vicious posted:no but sreiously i murdered someone in high school thats hosed up dude
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Jun 3, 2014 02:06
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Skinny men with jobs scare me
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Sid Vicious posted:no but sreiously i murdered someone in high school lured them into the barn and let the horse do the work
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Jun 3, 2014 02:07
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THS posted:thats hosed up dude its okay i was kidding haha
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Effectronica posted:lured them into the barn and let the horse do the work lmao
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Jun 3, 2014 02:07
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i already notified your local law enforcement ;/ ill call them back
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Jun 3, 2014 02:07
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pleae do if they find all ths weed i will be in trrouble
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Jun 3, 2014 02:08
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well now im not sure what to do.. weed kills as surely as a gun
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i dont think that is quite true
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Jun 3, 2014 02:09
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never seen a fat guy smoke weed... weed smokers are all slender men
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I actually live a few houses away from where this happened. I woke up shortly after police showed up. They had my entire street blocked off. In front of my house is marsh/woods. They had dogs going through there and flight for life was above my house the whole time. I was asked by a local detective if I had heard anything. Despite me having my windows open all day I didn't hear the girl call for help. I was told to keep on the look out for two additional girls and when I asked if I should be concerned that a guy might be running around with a gun I was told it wasn't warranted. That's when I got the feeling the other two might be suspects. Today I helped a reporter find a bike and inflated the tires to help them with a clip shot. I took a few pictures and Ill see if I can upload them. Blinkz fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Jun 3, 2014 |
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Jun 3, 2014 02:11
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I hope both the assailants are exonerated and after a long exhausting trial they go home and try to go on with their lives. Then just as they are starting to relax, late one evening they simultaneously emerge from their rooms to go down to the kitchen for a glass of milk. Just as they each reach the top of the stairs, they hear a voice from behind them -- startlingly close: "PAK CHOOIE UNF" *shove* They are both found at the bottom of the stairs the next morning, necks broken.
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The worst thing that can happen would be if Slenderman gets attributed to reddit instead of SA
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Jun 3, 2014 02:13
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when you go out looking to murder a high school student yoiu should stick aroud spots where you know there will be high school students, ie the high school, or perhaps a malt shop if your town is from the 1950's. there is also plenty of other places you ca nfind high school students depending on the clique it was that bullied you in hihgh school you are planning on taking revenge on, like the sports fields where jocks might be, or behind the school where the stoners hang outt and smoke marijuana. if the stoners teased you just kill yourself instead of other high schoolers ,they are probably right to insult you. then, when you have picked a victim, just do it, kill them. do it.
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Blinkz posted:I actually live 4 houses away from where this happened. I woke up shortly after police showed up. They had my entire street blocked off. In front of my house is marsh/woods. They had dogs going through there and flight for life was above my house the whole time. I was asked by a local detective if I had heard anything. Despite me having my windows open all day I didn't hear the girl call for help. I was told to keep on the look out for two additional girls and when I asked if I should be concerned that a guy might be running around with a gun I was told it wasn't warranted. That's when I got the feeling the other two might be suspects. photoshop slenderman in the background before you post 'em
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Blinkz posted:I actually live 4 houses away from where this happened. I woke up shortly after police showed up. They had my entire street blocked off. In front of my house is marsh/woods. They had dogs going through there and flight for life was above my house the whole time. I was asked by a local detective if I had heard anything. Despite me having my windows open all day I didn't hear the girl call for help. I was told to keep on the look out for two additional girls and when I asked if I should be concerned that a guy might be running around with a gun I was told it wasn't warranted. That's when I got the feeling the other two might be suspects. so did you see slenderman
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serious wasted opportunity not calling it the slendermansion step up your game tween murder girls
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Jun 3, 2014 02:15
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if you believe onething i ever tell you believe ikilled a kid
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Blinkz posted:I actually live 4 houses away from where this happened. I woke up shortly after police showed up. They had my entire street blocked off. In front of my house is marsh/woods. They had dogs going through there and flight for life was above my house the whole time. I was asked by a local detective if I had heard anything. Despite me having my windows open all day I didn't hear the girl call for help. I was told to keep on the look out for two additional girls and when I asked if I should be concerned that a guy might be running around with a gun I was told it wasn't warranted. That's when I got the feeling the other two might be suspects. confess
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