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Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/12-year-wisconsin-girls-stab-friend-19-times-23959855

They were trying to get the slenderman to give them the zybourne clock. When the police showed up they yelled all cops are bastards and when the local news came, GBS is not RSS.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

:stare:

My Nigga Totoro
Nov 14, 2007

by Lowtax
Reminder that goons kill more people every year on average than reddit.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

no loving way lmao

victor surge: even worse for kids than aatrek

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

this news article could be made into a great horror story

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

synthy posted:

Reminder that goons kill more people every year on average than reddit.

good

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

children are loving idiots.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

your memes end here etc.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Lonely Virgil posted:

children are loving idiots.

they stab the darndest things

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
drat you Lowtax :arghfist:

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

synthy posted:

Reminder that goons kill more people every year on average than reddit.
You're full of baloney.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
wow. i thought of all kinds of things to mitigate the headline but was proven wrong at every turn

MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

by Lowtax
we were the real slenderman all along

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
who's not relevant now, 4chan?

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i was the victim

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hahahaha

Nog
May 15, 2006

synthy posted:

Reminder that goons kill more people every year on average than reddit.

good to know we're still #1

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Holy gently caress.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

also how the gently caress do you stab a kid 19 times and they don't die. these girls are the worst stabbers ever

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
i yearn for cracker death

Nog
May 15, 2006

sounds like slenderman has been doing well for himself though.

i remember when he was just getting started on SA, now these girls say he has a forest mansion. he's really moving up in this world.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

tell them i said goondolences

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Feranon posted:

also how the gently caress do you stab a kid 19 times and they don't die. these girls are the worst stabbers ever

or that other girl is a badass

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im truly glad i live in this gay modern world

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

reports are coming in that five golden manbabies have been stolen from fort knox. apparently they were in a safe with a smaller safe inside

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

soon child soldiers will take orders from the mittani to fight our wars

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

Finally, meme death.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

Moola posted:

or that other girl is a badass

hopefully she lives and turns into like a hardcore superwarrior

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Blood is on your hands Victor Surge.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
welp. we are all monsters. time to die.

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
what in the actual gently caress

stabbing isn't slenderman's M.O.

My Nigga Totoro
Nov 14, 2007

by Lowtax
She's the motherfucking killdozer, my sirs.

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Are there documented cases of tween girls killing (or getting people killed) before Salem? Because this feels pretty much just like that to me.

Apparently they can talk each other into basically anything. Tween girls are terrifying.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
rad

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Blood is on your hands Victor Surge.

and the marble hornets guys too

Nog
May 15, 2006

just when we thought the madness was over, we get two more virgin killers

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

one of the girls last words from the electric chair: "i told u i was hardcore"

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW

ripped0ff posted:

just when we thought the madness was over, we get two more virgin killers
oh we better hide then

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i bet that original dude never thought opening up photoshop that day would lead to a ritual child stabbing

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My Nigga Totoro
Nov 14, 2007

by Lowtax

ripped0ff posted:

just when we thought the madness was over, we get two more virgin killers

They were clearly MRA.

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