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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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big duck equals goose posted:

i bet slenderman would be a good roommate because he doens't eat your food and works nights so you would never see him

Clearly you know nothing of the lore.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1DycH1titU




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ69zOX_FwU



Google "Slender Man roommate" and there are literally a billion of these things. Literally. He's not a good roommate at all.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Personally, I blame Fox for this whole thing.

(c) 2013 Fox Broadcasting Company. All rights reserved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hYi350ap_M

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Movie ghostbusters or cartoon ghostbusters?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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platedlizard posted:

My sister was telling me about some found photage youtube slender an thing she really liked that evidently featured 'proxies'. Turns out my sis really likes Slenderman.

She's a redditor btw.

sever

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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sever her limbs and become a proxie for slenrman

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Live in a secret forest mansion.


In wisconsin.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Did the police even check that park to see if there is a mansion there or not?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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waitwhatno posted:

slenderman is more of a female oriented father figure, for example i could never imagine going fishing or learning to shave with him


Young girls do love weird-rear end father figures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_9hfHvQSNo

quote:

Sometimes i think that you'll never
Understand me
But something tells me together
We'd be happy


That's all i wanted
But sometimes love can be mistaken
For a crime

That's all i wanted
Just to see my baby's
Blue eyed shine
This time i think that my lover
Understands me
If we have faith in each other
Then we can be
Strong

I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher teacher
Anything you have in mind
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time


If you are the desert
I'll be the sea
If you ever hunger -
Hunger for me
Whatever you ask for
That's what i'll be.


In retrospect kind of creepy, but back in 1987 this was every sexy rear end hell to teenage girls.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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No. But it's still not to late for her to develop an antibiotic resistant infection. Keep your fingers crossed!

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