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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:The best comic book basketball team: The best animated basketball team is the All star team from Static Shock. Who were basically power rangers too.
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I forgot Eduardo Najera existed.It was weird when late in his career, he started bombing 3s
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Jun 3, 2014 19:22
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N: Larry Bird wants Roy Hibbert to work with someone like Bill Walton or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar this offseason V: It'll be Hakeem Olajuwon, and Hibbert will come into this season in "the best shape of his life"
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Jun 3, 2014 19:29
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Roy already burned the "best shape of his life" card this past season with the martial arts, that viral muscle pic with Tim Duncan etc.
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Jun 3, 2014 19:31
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Roy Hibbert has sailed past the "best shape of his life" and has become "Super Saiyan"
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Jun 3, 2014 19:33
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Hibbert and War of Wrath Morgoth have similar agility.
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Jun 3, 2014 19:37
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Jun 3, 2014 19:41
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Wasn't the last guy Kareem worked with Bynum? We all saw how that ended. Don't do it, Roy. He's grouchy and will just give you a bunch of boring history lectures. Probably try to make you read some of his terrible books or take you on a field trip to that stupid statue he finally whined enough to get. Go get high as gently caress with Walton instead. You won't learn anything about basketball but he's at least a pleasent dude, and if you execute an even halfway decent dropstep he'll start calling you Shaq or Mozart or something. That's good for the ego.
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Jun 3, 2014 19:42
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MourningView posted:Wasn't the last guy Kareem worked with Bynum? We all saw how that ended. Don't do it, Roy. He's grouchy and will just give you a bunch of boring history lectures. Probably try to make you read some of his terrible books or take you on a field trip to that stupid statue he finally whined enough to get. He'll write an essay about how he doesn't like Girls
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Jun 3, 2014 19:48
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I could've sworn Noah was the last to work with Kareem. Him and Dwight worked out in the same year, IIRC.
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Jun 3, 2014 19:53
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Groucho Marxist posted:He'll write an essay about how he doesn't like Girls Dude took part in a celebrity diving competitive with Louie Anderson and he's critiquing TV. Tae posted:I could've sworn Noah was the last to work with Kareem. Maybe but that doesn't help my point so I'm gonna pretend it was Bynum
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Jun 3, 2014 19:53
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Blast Fantasto posted:all-time X-men team 
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Jun 3, 2014 20:04
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Maybe Hibbert could be the Bob Weir to Walton's Jerry Garcia. There's a whole lotta nerdin' going on in this thread.
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Jun 3, 2014 20:08
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big boi posted:How can you not be excited about these Finals? It's better because it's a rematch from last year. Mavs-Heat would be a fun series if you'd like watching a 4-0 or 4-1 revenge hatefucking, but I'm from Dallas so I'm happy with that not happening.
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Jun 3, 2014 20:09
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Even the rumor sites are dead.
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Jun 3, 2014 20:12
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Someone should track the stars who work out with Hakeem and see what their stats are like the next year. I know Amare definitely looked better this year than last year, but then again he was pulling off 0 Hakeem moves a game.
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Jun 3, 2014 20:13
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Blast Fantasto posted:Maybe Hibbert could be the Bob Weir to Walton's Jerry Garcia. Who is Pigpen?
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Jun 3, 2014 20:15
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We get 6 days between games and people start talking about Tolkien and X-Men. I see how it is.
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Jun 3, 2014 20:16
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attackmole posted:We get 6 days between games and people start talking about Tolkien and X-Men. I see how it is. Lots of Duncan fans in here
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Jun 3, 2014 20:18
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I'm one of them, I'm just a self-hating nerd with tremendous amounts of shame about airing out his lame interests.
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Jun 3, 2014 20:23
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The only bball news is Randy Whitman's contract details: 3 years/3 million annual.
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Jun 3, 2014 20:29
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Doltos posted:Someone should track the stars who work out with Hakeem and see what their stats are like the next year. I know Amare definitely looked better this year than last year, but then again he was pulling off 0 Hakeem moves a game. STAT definitely pulled some moves out after the Dream workout. His post moves were very smooth and controlled, not like Dwight's wild spins. Shame about literally everything else.
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Jun 3, 2014 20:30
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Breaking News: Roy Hibbert to train in 100x gravity in the offseason
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Jun 3, 2014 20:31
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WYA posted:Breaking News: Roy Hibbert to train in 100x gravity in the offseason Roy Hibbert to train with Star-Lord
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Jun 3, 2014 20:37
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Glamorama26 posted:I forgot Eduardo Najera existed.It was weird when late in his career, he started bombing 3s The weirdest thing to me about Najera was when they briefly removed his face to fix an injury from playing with the Bobcats.
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Jun 3, 2014 20:38
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If Roy Hibbert was playing in some alternate world with like 5x earth gravity where normal gravity applies to everyone else that actually explains a lot of his game.
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Jun 3, 2014 20:40
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Ahem. PG: Manwe SG: Galadriel SF: Melian PF: Feanor C: Tim Duncan
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Jun 3, 2014 20:47
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Groucho Marxist posted:Who is Pigpen? Vin Baker
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Jun 3, 2014 20:51
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attackmole posted:If Roy Hibbert was playing in some alternate world with like 5x earth gravity where normal gravity applies to everyone else that actually explains a lot of his game. Roy Hibbert of Jupiter
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Jun 3, 2014 20:53
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SF Melian is strong on perimeter defense.
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Jun 3, 2014 20:53
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attackmole posted:If Roy Hibbert was playing in some alternate world with like 5x earth gravity where normal gravity applies to everyone else that actually explains a lot of his game. Would certainly explain why he occasionally hurls the ball as hard as he can on post hooks
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Jun 3, 2014 20:58
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Hibbert needs to spend a few years in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber
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Jun 3, 2014 21:05
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Hibbert was actually playing with a weighted jersey all along.
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Jun 3, 2014 21:09
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Hibbert gathered all the dragon balls to wish his game back to life
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Jun 3, 2014 21:12
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I thought I was entering a basketball forum but I accidentally stumbled into a virgin festival.
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Jun 3, 2014 21:13
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Zach Lowe's got up a nice finals preview. Spurs look better than last year and Heat have Rashard Lewis. http://grantland.com/features/nba-finals-preview-heat-spurs-2014/
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Jun 3, 2014 21:16
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DeimosRising posted:WhyteRyce where does Asian SAS stand in the basketball racewars? We are too busy still trying to vote Stevie Franchise into the all-star game to take a stand
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Jun 3, 2014 21:19
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The Asian Oprah posted:Zach Lowe's got up a nice finals preview. Spurs look better than last year and Heat have Rashard Lewis. Heh, the perfect summary of Boris Diaw's game: quote:Diaw is San Antonio’s chubby futon, capable of shifting functions depending on the need.
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Jun 3, 2014 21:20
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Captain Tolerable posted:N: Larry Bird wants Roy Hibbert to work with someone like Bill Walton or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar this offseason Every year it seems like Hibbert has a hot start only to completely nose dive as the season continues and every off-season there is some story about how he fixed his stamina issues and every season the cycle continues
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Doltos posted:Hibbert gathered all the dragon balls to wish his game back to life Can Dragon Balls give Rose new knees?  chunkles posted:Heh, the perfect summary of Boris Diaw's game: No joke, Diaw defended Lebron better than anyone else last year and I am excited to see that again.
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