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COBRARocky
Jul 28, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOFcX-nLhOU

What is this and why is it happening?

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Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.
I'm scared. Somebody hold me please.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
just looking at the expression on that dudes face I know not to start the video

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
this is what the queers are doing to the soil

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
jesus i actually clicked the link and this is more of a conspiracy of what the queers are doing inside sephora stores

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

I'm confused I need an adult!

Knitting Beetles
Feb 4, 2006

Fallen Rib
Rare footage of a young clown transitioning

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

Pvt Dancer posted:

Rare footage of a young clown transitioning

hey that is a *honk* serious *honk* problem.... oh no it's spreading! *honk*

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
This one of his videos is actually pretty informative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWzfEP2NgVs

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
That dude's makeup sucks.

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

This one of his videos is actually pretty informative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWzfEP2NgVs

I'm terrified about this dark alley of the internet you know of

COBRARocky
Jul 28, 2013

i put on my headphones and played the video and it sent waves straight to my brain stem goddamn

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
He's so soft spoken I feel like I'd let him give me a shoulder rub if he insisted.


I know that's oddly specific.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Pvt Dancer posted:

Rare footage of a young clown transitioning

haha, goddamn

PeenCommander
Jun 24, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLm-czTDxoY&t=112s

full volume w/ headphones recommended

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

is this some kind of autism therapy or something?

COBRARocky
Jul 28, 2013


Is this some sort of creepy waifu thing?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

COBRARocky posted:

i put on my headphones and played the video and it sent waves straight to my brain stem goddamn

uhoh

this means you have the Pontypool virus























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BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006


This is the grossest thing ever

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
What does the ASMR mean and do I want to know

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
No, please no. Anything but this.

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

I don't know it either so this needs to be asked

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

asmr is lonely people getting catharsis from watching videos of the kinds of comforting physical intimacy that humans need but porn usually doesn't depict

only it would be much too embarrassing for everyone involved to admit that's what it's about so they made up a bogus scientific sounding term for it and pretend it's about "brain tingles" or some poo poo

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

Torka posted:

asmr is lonely people getting catharsis from watching videos of the kinds of comforting physical intimacy that humans need but porn usually doesn't depict

only it would be much too embarrassing for everyone involved to admit that's what it's about so they made up a bogus scientific sounding term for it and pretend it's about "brain tingles" or some poo poo

cool thanks something really lame to jerk off to

COBRARocky
Jul 28, 2013

Torka posted:

asmr is lonely people getting catharsis from watching videos of the kinds of comforting physical intimacy that humans need but porn usually doesn't depict

only it would be much too embarrassing for everyone involved to admit that's what it's about so they made up a bogus scientific sounding term for it and pretend it's about "brain tingles" or some poo poo

this is sadder than that video where the anime girl exercises with you

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

BluPotato posted:

cool thanks something really lame to jerk off to

yeah there's a subset of people for whom it's a sex thing I think, but for most of them it's more about filling a void left by lack of hugs rather than lack of sex

which is probably a lot sadder

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

Torka posted:

yeah there's a subset of people for whom it's a sex thing I think, but for most of them it's more about filling a void left by lack of hugs rather than lack of sex

which is probably a lot sadder

well now I'm sad

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

when I think of intimacy I think of women softly eating mcdonalds in my ear

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Red Bones posted:

when I think of intimacy I think of women softly eating mcdonalds in my ear

just like when I think of sex I think of women farting on cakes

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog

Torka posted:

asmr is lonely people getting catharsis from watching videos of the kinds of comforting physical intimacy that humans need but porn usually doesn't depict

only it would be much too embarrassing for everyone involved to admit that's what it's about so they made up a bogus scientific sounding term for it and pretend it's about "brain tingles" or some poo poo

hmmmmmmmmmm

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Basically everyone who watched the Star Wars Holiday Special scene with Diahann Caroll thought that was a thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CRTow8hFvM

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog
i think they're weird and hosed up, in a different way

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

FUCKIN FAT. FAT loving WHISPERER ALERT. FAAAAAAAT!!! THE TRANSITIONING CLOWN IS 800% HOTTER. DO NOT CLICK.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Torka posted:

asmr is lonely people getting catharsis from watching videos of the kinds of comforting physical intimacy that humans need but porn usually doesn't depict

only it would be much too embarrassing for everyone involved to admit that's what it's about so they made up a bogus scientific sounding term for it and pretend it's about "brain tingles" or some poo poo

I kind of get the feeling that the people doing the ASMR video are jerking off somewhere, stealthily in the video or afterwards, or someone is watching them in the room and jerking off. There is some kind of "fetish porn" vibe to all of them, unlike say a video with instructions on how to drill holes or something, which you'd think would be more innuendoish.

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

I kind of get the feeling that the people doing the ASMR video are jerking off somewhere, stealthily in the video or afterwards, or someone is watching them in the room and jerking off. There is some kind of "fetish porn" vibe to all of them, unlike say a video with instructions on how to drill holes or something, which you'd think would be more innuendoish.

In' the dark apocalypse there is only boring fetish porn

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
Asmr is a real thing that feels like a massage for your brain, however it was quickly adapted to mean a niche fetish where attractive-but-obtainable women pretend to cut your hair so you can feel like you have experienced human interaction that day.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
Worst porn ever.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


abigserve posted:

Asmr is a real thing that feels like a massage for your brain, however it was quickly adapted to mean a niche fetish where attractive-but-obtainable women pretend to cut your hair so you can feel like you have experienced human interaction that day.

It's not even a wholly pleasant thing for me. I don't get how people yank their dicks to people eating mcdonalds while smacking and getting haircuts or whatever.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

abigserve posted:

Asmr is a real thing that feels like a massage for your brain, however it was quickly adapted to mean a niche fetish where attractive-but-obtainable women pretend to cut your hair so you can feel like you have experienced human interaction that day.

I can see that, a morbidly obese man fantasizing about what it's like to groom.

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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

ASMR is the loving new synesthesia

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