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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


As someone who consumes A LOT of fetish porn, I can safely say that this is definitely fetish porn.

There was a tingle in my brain that went straight to my dick.

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Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

ScreamingLlama posted:

Everyone dissing ASMR is going to look real loving stupid once the research gets done and it turns out to be scientifically legit. I reserve the right to relentlessly mock the everloving poo poo out of you when that time comes.

once the research proves you're a scientifically legit evolutionary throwback?

do you have a tail too?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


E1M1 posted:

Remember the time in GBS 1.0 when people had their own thread about this and instead of being called out as a bunch of fake sadbrain weirdos people went "wow that's very interesting that the most meaningful experience in your life is someone whispering too close into a Logitech desktop mic"

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I like the part where I get my hair washed during a haircut, is that ASMR?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Look it's okay to have weird jerkoff fetishes as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult, but just call it what it is instead of saying you have the Tumblr "I'm the most special snowflake" condition of the month

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo
dude in the video would have survived approximately 30 seconds in my home town

i'm sure he's a nice person

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
To address those who comment on my makeup. I hardly had any in this, it was the saturation effect, and if I want to wear any I can wear as much as I can. It's my life my videos I can do whatever I want I am not judging what you wear or do. And I will be successful on my own terms, and that is true success in itself not listening to those who judge you or criticize you. I feel so sorry for the 'lower level' people and I will pray for them hard.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

did anyone says "sucks to your ASMR" yet

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wp_fWmtE2w




ScreamingLlama posted:

Everyone dissing ASMR is going to look real loving stupid once the research gets done and it turns out to be scientifically legit. I reserve the right to relentlessly mock the everloving poo poo out of you when that time comes.

Every one of your posts in this thread has been you defending super scientifically proven, definitely in-no-way fetish videos two months after the last post was made.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

nomadologique posted:

it's definitely being fetishized pretty heavily, which is interesting -- but i've had these reactions all my life and assumed everyone had something like this, which apparently isn't true (or they haven't found their triggers yet) and i always enjoyed just letting it happen all by itself, a happy surprise -- since people started talking about it, i still never attempted to go out of my way to trigger myself, but it's cool that it's something nobody really talked about until the internet brought a ton of people together and they kinda stumbled their way into it (i certainly never mentioned it to anybody, it just didn't seem unusual enough to bring up)

trap SPRUNG

Prodigal T-REX posted:

dudes face looks like he just got rendered in morrowind

Milky Moor posted:

the internet has birthed a shitload of weird people with bizarre fetishes that exist only thanks to a semi-ironic need to be the most unique

gently caress the ROW posted:

everyone gets those tingles from time to time, the funny part is where some sad dweeb self induces it with a youtube video of lara lardhocks crinkling plastic wrap

E1M1 posted:

Remember the time in GBS 1.0 when people had their own thread about this and instead of being called out as a bunch of fake sadbrain weirdos people went "wow that's very interesting that the most meaningful experience in your life is someone whispering too close into a Logitech desktop mic"

same

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMi86xNrPpU

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

1) I've always had this and had always wondered what the gently caress you would call it.
and B) I hate it, it feels like an icepick to my spine and have absolutely no idea what the appeal is.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
I like it

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
If I was an effort-troll I'd probably make an ASMR video than half way through pretend to have an argument with my dad involving screaming and racism.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I've said it before but ASMR is real, it's just such a neutral sensation that I have to wonder why it's being sexualized the way it obviously is in these weird youtube videos.

I get it the worst during haircuts or hearing my favorite sections of certain songs. Those weird youtube videos where a hot girl chews food in your face while whispering loudly doesn't even work :argh:

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

hemophilia posted:

I've said it before but ASMR is real, it's just such a neutral sensation that I have to wonder why it's being sexualized the way it obviously is in these weird youtube videos.

I get it the worst during haircuts or hearing my favorite sections of certain songs. Those weird youtube videos where a hot girl chews food in your face while whispering loudly doesn't even work :argh:

This just in, hearing things you like makes your gay brain feel good.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Motherfucker posted:

This just in, hearing things you like makes your gay brain feel good.

it's more than the simple joy of listening to a song smart man

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


hemophilia posted:

it's more than the simple joy of listening to a song smart man

What about the simple joy of listening to a smart man? Well then don't record yourself because that's be the opposite.

lol

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it is pretty funny that it's being fetishized so heavily

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
Bollywood movies do it for me.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
some of you really refuse to believe it isn't sexual lol

how sad

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
well it is being sexualized by plenty of people, that much is obvious; but yeah if you've experienced it you know it doesn't have to be

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
ASMR stands for rear end to Mouth Ratio.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I started getting these sensations while getting a haircut at around 8. I remember being self conscious that the lady cutting my hair would know I was getting all these tingles, like maybe my hair was standing on edge like a cat.

If there was a drug I could take that gave the same tingles I'd probably take it, but these videos do nothing for me. It's funny to watch grown ups play pretend, though.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nuts and Gum posted:

If there was a drug I could take that gave the same tingles I'd probably take it

there totally are quite a few drugs that give you tingles, ranging from mild tingles to ecstasy

WaffleLove
Aug 16, 2007

The Protagonist posted:

uhoh

this means you have the Pontypool virus























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We must quarantine him, before he speaks Quebecois!

ASMR? New fad?

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

once the research proves you're a scientifically legit evolutionary throwback?

do you have a tail too?


As a matter of fact, I do have a tail. Keep going and I'm going to use my tail to slap the stupid out of you.

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
This is my favorite ASMR video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-xoXbhnFHY

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
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Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

pretty good finger blowjob i give it a 8/10

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxzBTsNKTjo&t=84s

Jaweeeblop
Nov 12, 2004

what the gently caress is all this poo poo? I thought asmr was people watching the joy of painting while they fall asleep or whatever

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

raping, murdering carnists do not deserve my creepy tongue

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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Haha I lost it when he pulls out the green smoothie

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