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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'll start:



This is a piece of a nozzle I found in the mountains after hiking. We were driving through a prescribed burn area and it was on the side of the road. I was going to return it to the safety specialists, but it ended up on a shelf in my living room as a completely ugly and pointless souvenir.

I know you guys have some weird poo poo, so post it!

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Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
nice try but i,m not postin a pic of myself wa ha ha

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
your gay

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Okay then, second strangest object.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I don't think we're allowed to post porn.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Here it is, it is a dildo that I bought from some guy

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




im gayku

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


My gay what?

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
its my penis

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
This thing just came with the house. Dunno what it's good for but it's a good dinner party conversation piece.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
This portal to the sa forums

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

The corner.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Edgar posted:


The corner.

managing diabetes is a difficult thing. i wish you luck

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
I found a strange object in my house but it turns out it was just a mirror.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Dang I'd love one of those, make for a great conversation piece, where did you buy it

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010


chocolate santa?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

lonesomedwarf posted:

chocolate santa?
yes. given to me 5 christmases ago.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Don Tacorleone posted:

Dang I'd love one of those, make for a great conversation piece, where did you buy it

A friend made it for me because she thought I needed a gay squirrel.

e: I did

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

your cat is high as gently caress

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
it isn't great value so it ain't poo poo.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
PRODUCT OF USA

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Edgar posted:


The corner.

Obesity isn't very strange anymore.

Big McHuge
Feb 5, 2014

You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.

Save them all.
Your mom won't let me take her picture.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

im going to have to do some digging op

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Big McHuge posted:

Your mom won't let me take her picture.

Yeah, she's pretty insecure. I tag pictures of her on FB and she untags them :smith:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lawman 0 posted:

im going to have to do some digging op

Like in the crawlspace with a shovel or just figuratively around in the junk drawer

BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Jun 4, 2014

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
this is on my wall


also got vending machines for when i get hungry (every hour)

Xaris fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Jun 4, 2014

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
perhaps not the strangest but it was close at hand

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Pick posted:

perhaps not the strangest but it was close at hand



dehydrated crocdile penis?

e: some large birds foot i guess

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

lonesomedwarf posted:

dehydrated crocdile penis?

e: some large birds foot i guess

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
white people

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

at this point in my life i am basically seeing penises everywhere, some aren't real but a lot are

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

Picnic Princess posted:

I'll start:



This is a piece of a nozzle I found in the mountains after hiking. We were driving through a prescribed burn area and it was on the side of the road. I was going to return it to the safety specialists, but it ended up on a shelf in my living room as a completely ugly and pointless souvenir.

I know you guys have some weird poo poo, so post it!

cut your loving nails you god drat heathen

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

lonesomedwarf posted:

at this point in my life i am basically seeing penises everywhere, some aren't real but a lot are
most of them are :mrgw:

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

SunAndSpring posted:

cut your loving nails you god drat heathen

women are allowed to have nails

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