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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


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White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

queertea
Jun 4, 2013

Not Fade Away
Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


lollin irl

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
My rear end in a top hat.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I'll put it in computer terms.

*.*

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




All of the globular clusters and all of the galaxies and all of the solar systems and all of the stars and all of the planets and all of the nations and all of the cities and all of the towns-














Are better than Florida.

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


If I ever come to visit US, I'll go to Texas first.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
These threads are stupid, no one cares that you live in the third world shithole called USA.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
i'm proud of the place where I am from
it is great, my neighborhood,
it is the place where I am from
and the fact I exist there is pretty good!

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Nelson Mandingo posted:

All of the globular clusters and all of the galaxies and all of the solar systems and all of the stars and all of the planets and all of the nations and all of the cities and all of the towns-














Are better than Florida.

I once went to sandestin florida for a vacation. right in the resort. and this guy, who lived there, got really upset and had a public meltdown and started whining about tourists. This weird florida man was crying in the streets around the Sandestin Hilton because the shuttles were all filled with tourists.

It was so humid the entire time in a really bad way. You feel like you need a shower, even as you're getting a shower. The sun might be completely obscured by clouds but albinos are still getting sunburnt. The white sand beaches were cool tho.

That's my florida story, a bad place.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Sorry 'bout your stockholm syndrome, OP.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Rodatose posted:

i'm proud of the place where I am from
it is great, my neighborhood,
it is the place where I am from
and the fact I exist there is pretty good!

There are other good places, but Texas is better. I've been looking for a reason to leave because even though it's better in every way to any single other point on the planet, there's still a lot to be desired.



Rapman the Cook posted:

These threads are stupid, no one cares that you live in the third world shithole called USA.

Texas isn't the USA thanks for trying though

White Noise Marine
Apr 14, 2010

Texas the best country in the USA

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

hemophilia posted:

There are other good places, but Texas is better. I've been looking for a reason to leave because even though it's better in every way to any single other point on the planet, there's still a lot to be desired.

Well places that aren't texas don't have you in them so that's definitely a point in their favor.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBe5Dx6kSJg

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
hitlers pisshole

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universe

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


reignonyourparade posted:

Well places that aren't texas don't have you in them so that's definitely a point in their favor.

There isn't a place on this planet that isn't improved by the presence of a pure blood Texan.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

queertea posted:

Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

Noticed Florida isn't on this list. :laffo:

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I wish Texas would secede so the rest of the country could watch it fail and lol irl.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
I always lol when Texas says something about seceding. Like you idiots would be better off without the US

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

queertea posted:

Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Indiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
Montana
Nebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

queertea posted:

Alabama
Arizona
Arkansas
Mississippi

Wrong.

rcman50166 posted:

I'm gay

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Texas aka Mexico II

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Morning texas

fixin to go the jalisco for a taco, prolly guisada but keeping options open. Can i get yall something

The Belgian
Oct 28, 2008
belgium

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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...


Arizona is way prettier

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

Whorelord posted:

Arizona is way prettier

to quote lucille bluth: i'd rather be dead in california than alive in arizona

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
Yesterday on the radio I heard that before the USA entered World War 1, the Germans were offering to arm Mexico so they could take Texas back.

So we can add WW1 to the list of world wars that I wish the Germans had won.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

science + hockey
=
LASER SKATES
Texas is an awesome state, and the fact that goons hate it so goddamned much only helps to prove the point.

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013
Texas is a pretty lovely state, but it has the 2nd largest economy behind California as far as states go. Economically they could survive on their own. Course, they would never be allowed to secede.

GanjamonII
Mar 24, 2001

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I was in Texas once. It made me really miss the time I was gang raped in a Haitian prison.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
most of texas, by square mile, is awful.

that being said, there are tons of states that are worse than texas sorry

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
If there is a City, Town, Metropolitan district, or general 100 square mile tract of Texas that you don't like, there are a thousand others for you to check out.

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Hate us 'cause you ain't us.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

blarzgh posted:

If there is a City, Town, Metropolitan district, or general 100 square mile tract of Texas that you don't like, there are a thousand others for you to check out.

i dont like this math because there are probably like 4 actual places in texas that dont suck rear end. unfortunately they are the same places everybody congregates to

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Ignoarints posted:

i dont like this math because there are probably like 4 actual places in texas that dont suck rear end. unfortunately they are the same places everybody congregates to

I've been to 100 different places in Texas and the only one that sucks is Lubbock. Suck it, Raiders.

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Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

We should rename mars Planet Texas and let all the people from Texas live there. The people from texas will be so Proud and filled wih Texas Patriotism that inevitably in a haze of Texas Pride theyll forget to bring food and medicine and stuff.

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