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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
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Today in Baseball History
  • 1974 The Ten Cent Beer Night promotion at Cleveland Municipal Stadium turns disastrous, ending in a forfeit to the Texas Rangers.
  • 1989 The Toronto Blue Jays rally to beat the Boston Red Sox 13-11 in 12 innings after trailing 10-0 after six innings. It is the largest lead the Red Sox have ever blown.
  • 2004 At age 45, Julio Franco of the Atlanta Braves becomes the oldest player to hit a Grand Slam.

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Bring back ten cent beers

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Anthony Bourdain was at a bar in Osaka once that had ten cent beers whenever the Hanshin Tigers won. Was pretty cool.

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

gently caress Chris Johnson

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Giants have lost 11 of their last 12 regular season games in Cincinnati.


I wish it was the postseason, right now. We've won three in a row there under those circumstances.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
2014 Liriano stands in the way of the Pirates actually sweeping a team this year.

E: And Infield defense, Jesus Christ.

Tedd_Not_Ed fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Jun 4, 2014

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
And thus ends our fanbase's insane obsession with Josh Harrison

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates
Go gently caress yourself, Joe West

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Yay Buster!

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Melky hits a Dinger

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER
It seems like every time I decide "hey, why don't I turn on the Jays game", RA Dickey is pitching.

I'm not sure what this means.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Great.

That's great.

I'm so glad Vogelsong is immediately in the stretch.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

[*]1974 The Ten Cent Beer Night promotion at Cleveland Municipal Stadium turns disastrous, ending in a forfeit to the Texas Rangers.

You know, you'd think this would be foreseeable.

But of course, apparently literally blowing up the field wasn't foreseeable either.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Fastballs: the Tony Cingrani Story

I think he threw one breaking pitch the whole first inning

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

evenworse username posted:

It seems like every time I decide "hey, why don't I turn on the Jays game", RA Dickey is pitching.

I'm not sure what this means.

It means you watch every 5 games, for one.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

BearDrivingTruck posted:

Great.

That's great.

I'm so glad Vogelsong is immediately in the stretch.

It's his natural habit these days. It's the only way he can cast his Vogelsong Magic I guess.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Oh for fucks sake again?

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
lovely Defense 2: The Shitter

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Just stop making pickoff throws on Billy Hamilton you guys.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Watch Vogelsong toss it into the outfield

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
I'll tell you one thing, I'm not gonna miss Travis Snider.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
A first inning Ryan Vogelsong breaking ball


Am I going insane

holylemon
May 24, 2004

Dude, have you ever touched a dolphin?

Fun Shoe
I love Craig Gentry.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Cincinnati is a horrible place where horrible things happen

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

BearDrivingTruck posted:

A first inning Ryan Vogelsong breaking ball


Am I going insane

And looked what happened.

Gotta establish that fastball.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician
The Rays are still a bad team but dingers are cool

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
He's hilarious on the basepaths, but park him at third and the Panda is basically Spiderman

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
I avoid regret over my avatar choice for another inning!

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Andrew McCutchen :unsmith:

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Holy poo poo cutch

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Goddamn he's so cool

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Perez gets a hit!

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Just got in and tuned in. I see that it's even for hits and runs so far, but which RA Dickey are we getting today? Walks and home runs or strikeouts and home runs?

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
He looked Real Bad in the 1st but he toned it down a bit in the second. I'd say we are at a solid Yellow on the Dickey Alert Chart.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Chexoid posted:

He looked Real Bad in the 1st but he toned it down a bit in the second. I'd say we are at a solid Yellow on the Dickey Alert Chart.

Meanwhile the Liriano Alert Chart is once again stuck at Orange.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Vogelsong pitch real good

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Yellow is going orange

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Meanwhile the Liriano Alert Chart is once again stuck at Orange.

Speaking Of.

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Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

canadianclassic posted:

Just got in and tuned in. I see that it's even for hits and runs so far, but which RA Dickey are we getting today? Walks and home runs or strikeouts and home runs?

Looking like the former

edit: no wait, misread - latter

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