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Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Have we talked about how much MCarp owns?

Because I want to say that MCarp owns.

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Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

the gently caress is an mcarp

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

Axel Serenity posted:

Have we talked about how much MCarp owns?

Because I want to say that MCarp owns.

He does. He really does. Now I hope that Grichuk finds a way to own.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

MassaShowtime posted:

the gently caress is an mcarp

<-

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

MassaShowtime posted:

the gently caress is an mcarp

Matt Carpenter

Because the One True Carp had to retire from the mound :911:

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Breaking news: Large man hits ball with club

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Juan Perez...thank you...but wow...I take back all those things I said about you :stare:

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
:woop: Two Out Bullshit!

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Two outs, even year, blah blah

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Thank you, Mr. Perezident.

And thank you, Gimmick Park.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
I'll be telling my grandkids about the time I saw Juan Perez hit a homer.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Vogelsong got the double almost immediately after I turned it off, it turns out, so I'm not turning it back on.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

BearDrivingTruck posted:

Vogelsong got the double almost immediately after I turned it off, it turns out, so I'm not turning it back on.

If Juan Perez hits dinger when you're not watching, I forbid you from watching a game ever again.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Ambassador of Funk posted:

If Juan Perez hits dinger when you're not watching, I forbid you from watching a game ever again.

Welp, time to tell my dad that I won't be coming with him to see that game next week

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
I actually started watching right when Morse homered so clearly it was my doing.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

Ambassador of Funk posted:

If Juan Perez [a] hits dinger when you're not watching, I forbid you from watching a game ever again.

...And so BearDrivingTruck shot his television, and the HOF career of "Don Juan Bonds" began.



:laugh:

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Craptacular! posted:

...And so BearDrivingTruck shot his television, and the HOF career of "Don Juan Bonds" began.



:laugh:

What?

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

New Concept Hole posted:

I actually started watching right when Morse homered so clearly it was my doing.

Alright you keep watching forever

Craptacular! posted:

...And so BearDrivingTruck shot his television, and the HOF career of "Don Juan Bonds" began.



:laugh:

And BearDrivingTruck you do this. We'll hedge our bets.

Also thanks for the edit Craptacular.

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Let's go Jays. Another run or two would be superb

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
Angels score a run :toot:

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Tabata, Alvarez and Mercer are due up.

This game's done.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

canadianclassic posted:

Let's go Jays. Another run or two would be superb

Yea at our current vector my calculations indicate that the chances of a Cabrera walkoff are at about 98%

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Alright you keep watching forever


And BearDrivingTruck you do this. We'll hedge our bets.

Also thanks for the edit Craptacular.

Sorry, no gun, all I've got is a remote


I can pretend the power button is a trigger

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

BearDrivingTruck posted:

Sorry, no gun, all I've got is a remote


I can pretend the power button is a trigger

You better make the most convincing "bang bang" sounds.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

I didn't edit anything, the forums' image/emoticons server appears to be behaving erratically. It was always sarcastic.

I just think superstition is funny.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Ah poop

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Another Liriano loss. What a loving surprise :mad:

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Posey :smith:

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Posey has been replaced by Evil Posey, offensive vacuum with facial hair.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Being lucky loving owns.

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
Man Donaldson smoked that one.

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."
Joey Bats with the short ball strategy this series

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Well done Oscar, now drive him in.

edit- Oh man good thing that was off the bounce, a ball got fouled right into Bourjos helmet.

Happy_Misanthrope
Aug 3, 2007

"I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."
Ezekiel does it again

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nick Castellanos is playing his way back to AAA. Also gently caress Tigers are terrible right now :(

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

Yay Chris Davis

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
They're bringing in Jeremy "ball in the dirt" Affeldt to face Billy Hamilton? Hope he doesn't get on base.

E: Nevermind!

New Concept Hole fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Jun 5, 2014

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
That's some Cubs luck right there. Ball bounces off Matsuzaka's leg into a perfect double play setup.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Marco walks in a run. A shameful run.

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canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

Ahhhhahahaha I left to get some dinner and I come back to this! Jays own bones :woop:

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