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Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
Getting my first review in 15 minutes. Wish me luck :) I want a raise

here is natalie portman

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PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
sacrificing a goat for you

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
good luck, I would have sex with natalie portman, goku.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
Review? I wouldn't even want to view your ugly mug once. Haha, owned, op. But, seriously, hope you get fired.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 642 days!
An honest thread by an honest man.

God speed.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I was promised inside Natalie portman

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
i searched for 'lucky gif' and this was what came up



good luck

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



has natalie portman ever gotten naked for a movie

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
wish in one hand poo poo in the other see what hand fills up first #fightfor15

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Fandyien posted:

has natalie portman ever gotten naked for a movie

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

PlantRobot posted:

i searched for 'lucky gif' and this was what came up



good luck

the good ol days

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

I think she was naked in Goya's Ghost but that was a disturbing movie and you wouldn't want to see her in that context I don't think.
*it had Randy Quaid in a serious role

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

hope your new responsibilities will let you continue to post "on the clock"

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Thrill Cosby posted:

hope your new responsibilities will let you continue to post "on the clock"

OP is the new Fox News correspondent so yes

I'm negotiating with a few networks to see if I can score a deal too while this sweet SA relevance lasts

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

PlantRobot posted:

i searched for 'lucky gif' and this was what came up



good luck

I'm going to have this stuck in my head all day now THANKS A LOT.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

Thrill Cosby posted:

hope your new responsibilities will let you continue to post "on the clock"

They will

I got a raise, TOP* 1/4 of EOP, plus a gushy review so I'm pleased. Especially since I haven't been here a year

Thanks everyone!

Ignoarints fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Jun 4, 2014

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Fandyien posted:

has natalie portman ever gotten naked for a movie

She showed her tay-tays for wes pussy-assed-beta-bitch anderson for fucks sake.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Ignoarints posted:

They will

I got a raise, 1/4 of EOP, plus a gushy review so I'm pleased. Especially since I haven't been here a year

Thanks everyone!

Lucky fuckers who get raises from reviews. To get a raise I need to basically write an essay about how fantastic a person I am, including new skills I have attained between now and my last negotiation. Give out lots of blowjobs to the senior managers who get to sit in a little study circle discussing how everyone makes so much more than when they were young in the fifties, have every other department head complain to these very same managers about how much more deserving they are of my money, and then (maybe) get a 5% raise.

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

you gonna get owned

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

i would like to be inside natalie portman very much

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
dat bitch is fine

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Wait when did her tits get that big, I thought she was like an A cup.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

when did her tits get that big, what kind of magic bra is she rocking here

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LethalGeek posted:

Wait when did her tits get that big, I thought she was like an A cup.

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

when did her tits get that big, what kind of magic bra is she rocking here

Quit complaining.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

:greencube:

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW
passed out on my couch this morning and dreamed I went on a really awkward date with natalie portman so thank you op

[edit] here are some more pictures of Natalie Portman because who gives a poo poo about the OP


Spider Helidon fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Jun 5, 2014

Miss Cheggs
Mar 22, 2007



good luck at your review

god bless

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Can we get some follow up on the breast questions? Has there been a boob job, or is that the wonderbra?

Sagan
Jan 26, 2005

Fun Shoe
all the best op

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

For the record I don't care how big her tits are that is a pretty lady I wouldn't kick out of bed. Just that first image is :wtc:

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