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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

The picture was created using Photoshop on June 10, 2009, by Eric Knudsen, who went by the username “Victor Surge”. It was part of a competition to “create a paranormal image” on the message-boards of SomethingAwful.com.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

something awful is dying and irrelevant but this is like a corpse giving one last massive fart

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

THS posted:

something awful is dying and irrelevant but this is like a corpse giving one last massive fart

Leo was a flatulent man.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the boisterous message-board 4Chan

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

The whimsical word-bonanza reddit.com

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

THS posted:

something awful is dying and irrelevant but this is like a corpse giving one last massive fart

Yet somehow SA still manages to lead to horrible things. Our farts seem to stick around and stink the place up for ages after we're gone.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Al Borland posted:

Yet somehow SA still manages to lead to horrible things. Our farts seem to stick around and stink the place up for ages after we're gone.

SA is the Scientology of forums; pay a little more every time to get a bit more access until oops you're broke and dead

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
With site owner Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka having fled to China, Fox News spoke to representative Dave "Shmorky" Kelly, who remarked "Child moidah? Dat's tewwible!" before promptly making GBS threads his pants.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

:eyepop:

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

notZaar posted:

Did slender man come before or after that guy from Yahtzees game that looked exactly like slender man?

i think youre thinking of minecraft and the answer is before

because notch is king sperg

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
I'm Slenderman!

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.
What happens when the media learns about the Supreme Ayatollah?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I'm really scared of that homeless fellow in the nice clothes.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Pirate Jet posted:

i think youre thinking of minecraft and the answer is before

because notch is king sperg

No in definitely thinking of that Yahtzee game about the haunted hotel

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


WaffleZombie posted:

Too bad they would never find his house, let alone a home...


Don't be ridiculous, it's a mansion.

My Nigga Totoro
Nov 14, 2007

by Lowtax
all it took for the epic scary tall man to fall from grace was the attempted murder of a 12 yr old, good job GBS

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Repost from the resize thread.
Stoutman.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
manslender

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

notZaar posted:

No in definitely thinking of that Yahtzee game about the haunted hotel

yeah that came out in 2003. The game with his version of the tall man came out in '06.

Abugadu fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Jun 5, 2014

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I just looked it up and yajtzees game came out in 07 like two years before the gbs shops. So yahtzee invented slender man.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



are tentacles canon?

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

quote:

She said she was scared people would blame literature like hers for the way people wrongly blamed the music of Marilyn Manson for the shootings at Columbine.

what is going on in this sentence? the writer of the upcoming slendermans novel is worried people will blame her and say she caused other people to blame columbine on marilyn manson?

they really gave this story to their worst reporter. if said reporter is reading this: you need to proof-read your poo poo

For Your Health!
Sep 1, 2008

do not fear the ass
Blenderman Strikes Again

Butthead
May 31, 2011
Hey reporter, don't forget to include in your story the name of our dear friend Aatrek. If it weren't for him, none of this would be possible.

Free Aatrek!

betaraywil
Dec 30, 2006

Gather the wind
Though the wind won't help you fly at all

That website that caused this violence sure lives up to its name. It is something awful.

The Mantis
Jul 19, 2004

what is yall sayin?
guys we made the post

The Washington Post posted:

The complete, terrifying history of ‘Slender Man,’ the Internet meme that compelled two 12-year-olds to stab their friend


He lurks in the background of gritty black-and-white photos — a gaunt, too-tall figure with skeletal limbs. Some say he lives in the woods and eats children, a kind of demon descended from eastern European myth. Some say he stalks human prey indiscriminately, wherever he can find it: in basements, outside half-open windows, along lonely streets late at night when only occasional headlights cut across the road.

Some say he has no face. Others, that his face looks different to everyone who sees it. But whatever they say, everyone generally agrees on one point: that Slender Man, perhaps the Internet’s best and scariest legend, is indeed a legend — an invented character who can be traced back, quite linearly, to an obscure forum where in 2009 users Photoshopped old pictures and improvised a back story for their creations.

Tragically — and chillingly — two 12-year-old girls in Waukesha, Wis., seem to have missed all of that. On Saturday, according to local news reports, the girls lured a friend into the woods and stabbed her 19 times in some kind of tribute to Slender Man. The girl they stabbed is hospitalized in stable condition. The perpetrators will be tried as adults.

(...)

In real life, the story begins in the forums of Something Awful, a humor site for people who enjoy joking about things like Dungeons & Dragons, porn and 3-D printers. But the forums can take trickier turns — they’re well-known for tricky Photoshopping and general prankery.

(...)


yep nailed it lets close up shop

:drac:

The Mantis fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jun 5, 2014

Arcaeris
Mar 15, 2006
you feed the girls to other girls

:stare:
pretty bad to use tricky and trickier in the same sentence

like you already know the photoshops are tricky if they are part of a "trickier turn" so its not needed

Pycckuu
Sep 13, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
This is a great opportunity for Lowtax to rake in some cash. Take down the paywall, Mr. Tax!

ce gars
Dec 31, 2007

I 3D print my D&D porn, what of it.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

THS posted:

something awful is dying and irrelevant but this is like a corpse giving one last massive fart

a ghoulish forum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

ce gars posted:

I 3D print my D&D porn, what of it.

What right thinking man would have it any other way?

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010

ce gars posted:

I 3D print my D&D porn, what of it.

which I proudly display in the home I built under the crawl space of my parents house.

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003

The Washington post posted:

Dungeons & Dragons, porn and 3-D printers


I have all three of these things within arms reach.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

James Woods posted:

I have all three of these things within arms reach.

Things you've never had within arms reach: friends, a woman.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



A lady pm'd me about a month ago asking about how I posted in the original slenderman/paranormal images thread because she was doing an arg project to bring slenderman back or something and then eventually stopped messaging me

Research for an arg... Or a MURDER????? :tinfoil:

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



clearly to make SA relevant again we need to cause some more murders

we need to assemble a dream team of goon murderers. let's break caro out of a syrian rape dungeon and buy a TFR regular a shitload of pumpkins

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Slenderman wasn't create by Something Awful, he was discovered by Something Awful. Slenderman is real and he is ancient. Here's a photo to prove it.



See? Undeniable proof of a Slenderman.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Looks more like undeniable proof of Squidward

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The Grey
Mar 2, 2004


quote:

Slender Man – referred to fondly as “Slendy” by those in the know – quickly became one of its most popular tropes, with thousands of stories, artworks, YouTube creations and even a series of video games created around it.

All you people calling him "Slender Man" are posers.

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