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Butthead posted:When Poverty Ghost died, he became Slenderman. Spooky gentrification
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 06:51 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:17 |
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Das Boo posted:Holy poo poo! That's intense!
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 07:02 |
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Watommi posted:Wait did someone find the frog? Yeah, a goon was at a market in california or something and found THE frog. There were lots of measurements and vectors and things that confirmed it as the correct one. I don't have archives but someone has to have a link to it.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 07:04 |
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My sister has the frog, I made it goatse someone once though
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 08:18 |
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Slender man is so lame, its not even scary.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 08:37 |
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Slenderman is weak, I bet he stabs like a 12-year old girl.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 08:59 |
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can you even see the original slenderman photos anymore? i tohught they were all dead and gone
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 09:25 |
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Biplane posted:can you even see the original slenderman photos anymore? i tohught they were all dead and gone you'll receive them in a mysterious email if you post "slenderman" three times in the same thread.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 10:34 |
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Biplane posted:can you even see the original slenderman photos anymore? i tohught they were all dead and gone A gang of them on the other hand...
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 10:55 |
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lol
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 10:55 |
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I'm a Slenderman proxy.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 13:06 |
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Vastarien posted:
"Is your child next? Probably"
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 13:08 |
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Slenderman is a work of self-contradicting fiction, with multiple authors, written over a long period, about a large supernatural being that killed loads of people or got people to kill people on its behalf, and it became hugely popular and ingrained in popular culture. People who fanatically believed it to be true, despite clear evidence that the work was fictional, used attempting to prove said work of fiction as true as an excuse to do something barbaric. This is clearly the first time this has happened. I believe that all self-contradicting stories with multiple authors written over a long period about large supernatural beings that kill loads of people or get people to kill people on their behalf and have been used by people who fanatically believe said stories are factually true, despite huge evidence to the contrary, as an excuse to do something barbaric in order to prove the story was true should be banned.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 13:19 |
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Subhu Man posted:Slenderman is a work of self-contradicting fiction, with multiple authors, written over a long period, about a large supernatural being that killed loads of people or got people to kill people on its behalf, and it became hugely popular and ingrained in popular culture. I see what you did there
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 13:34 |
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Crazyeyes posted:I see what you did there Yeah some people are just way too bitter about that star wars extended universe not being canon.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 13:54 |
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slendy is behind everything.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 14:00 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 14:31 |
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Big McHuge posted:Yeah some people are just way too bitter about that star wars extended universe not being canon. Seriously, even ripping off the plot of X-wing would have been better than what's being offered.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 14:34 |
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let me play you my song of approval
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 14:41 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 18:12 |
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*tips fedora* m'slender
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 18:30 |
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did fox news air their lowtax interview?
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 18:51 |
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Orgophlax posted:did fox news air their lowtax interview? he aired them lol
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 19:00 |
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Alan Smithee posted:If it's anything like his fight with Uwe Boll they'll probably get us shut down 5ed
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 19:57 |
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Girls, I'm not going to say that your lives or the lives of your friends are worthless. All I'm going to say is that I don't want to live in a world where "scary" internet bullshit has to have a disclaimer on it that says "this is fictional do not imitate". Before you stab your best friend nineteen times in the woods at midnight, please, think of the inevitable legislative response.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 20:34 |
I read Ben Drowned once, do I need to drown my brother to apppease the Zelda gods now??? I don't have a brother!!! Will a sister work??? Please let me know!!!
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 20:58 |
It's worth a shot.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 21:05 |
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attention fox news reporters, I have been wracked with guilt for my association with the web site something awful dot com, and I must come clean. I have compiled a video detailing all the horrible secrets of this place, I can't link directly to it for fear of retribution against myself and my family, but trust me, you must find and watch swap.avi
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 22:13 |
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Idiot Syncratic posted:attention fox news reporters, I have been wracked with guilt for my association with the web site something awful dot com, and I must come clean. I have compiled a video detailing all the horrible secrets of this place, I can't link directly to it for fear of retribution against myself and my family, but trust me, you must find and watch swap.avi You traitor.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 22:18 |
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Idiot Syncratic posted:attention fox news reporters, I have been wracked with guilt for my association with the web site something awful dot com, and I must come clean. I have compiled a video detailing all the horrible secrets of this place, I can't link directly to it for fear of retribution against myself and my family, but trust me, you must find and watch swap.avi
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 22:20 |
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*angry mob storms old windmill where goons are hiding* *A Misanthrope climbs out the back window, grabs a pitchfork and tries to blend in*
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 22:20 |
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A misanthrope posted:*angry mob storms old windmill where goons are hiding* e: oh
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 22:21 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:who's A Misanthrope No one. I'm Bob and I've been with the angry mob the whole time, you sicko devil worshippers!
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 22:23 |
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Let's be honest here: This windmill was on fire when we climbed in.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 22:53 |
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:You traitor. already the backlash has begun, i see but I'm not the monster here. I'm standing up for what is right and that is swap.avi
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 23:03 |
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Fox news The secret of slender man and something awful can be revealed by going to fartinmycunt.gov
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 23:19 |
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A misanthrope posted:*angry mob storms old windmill where goons are hiding* *promptly gets lynch mobbed due to copious amounts of neck fat*
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 23:25 |
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Girls, I'm going to say that your lives and the lives of your friends are worthless. This isn't some kind of bullshit "Children of Men" scenario; there are always going to be more children and you three are not unique snowflakes. Further, I'm going to say that we need more dangerous metal toys from the US and Germany and less poisonous toys from China. Finally, before you stab your best friend nineteen times in the woods at midnight, please, for the love of god, wear a Go-pro camera that is streaming its feed. Think of the inevitable internet response.
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 23:38 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:they'll enjoy it. they love eating their own poo poo. Spoilers!
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# ? Jun 6, 2014 23:54 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:17 |
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Hail Satan, brothers! The hour of reckoning is here! It feels so good to stop pretending. Have our CIA and Illuminati masters said when Brother Obama's speech will air?
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 00:03 |