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Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Cartman #1

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Nitramster
Mar 10, 2006
THERE'S NO TIME!!!

Gallow posted:

Gretzky drops the puck from his gaping anus.

..... what? :stare:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
And the Cartman is starting already.

Seriously, gently caress LA.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
alright fuckin' go Rangers do this poo poo

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Martytoof posted:

Whoah we're gonna have words, man.

what can i say

i'm spoiled by ginette :smith:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Levitate posted:

it's more that those guys look like they're out of the 90's with soul patches and frosted tips

Shouldn't you take that as a sign of some sort and like them in that case?

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
i dont care who wins.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
wayne looks like he's deep in the throes of a mid life crisis

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
holy crap that almost went in

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Levitate posted:

it's more that those guys look like they're out of the 90's with soul patches and frosted tips

if a florida team ever hosts a cup game again, they need an nsync reunion with everyone in 1996 fashions imo

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

gently caress off Cartman. I hear you, you fucker.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
My pro preview analysis of this series concludes me to believe that the Rangers need to score more goals than the Kings to win the Stanley Cup.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
jesus christ

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

Good loving pressure

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Levitate posted:

it's more that those guys look like they're out of the 90's with soul patches and frosted tips

Canada is basically California 8-12 years ago but with modern technology.

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

thanks for the early heart attacks

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Wamsutta posted:

Good loving pressure

Now do it for 57 more minutes.

Nitramster
Mar 10, 2006
THERE'S NO TIME!!!
1st minute review:

Kings need coffee

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

Good Hank, good.

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby

bewbies posted:

if the kings win how close is dustin brown to the hall of fame

2035. It is the future. At the NHL Hall of Fame, Dustin Brown receives his induction alongside some of hockey's all-time greats. Suddenly, he feels a stinging pain in his knee.

No, not again! Not now! He thinks. All these years and he still can't control it.

Suddenly his leg shoots forward and rams into the leg of fellow inductee Martin St. Louis. He then tries to run away, screaming tearful apologies, but he loses his footing and slides into a row of dumpsters, which somehow explode.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Man the Kings sure love giving up the puck right in front of the net

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Rangers good at forcing turnovers early. Kings kinda doing the same but not in danger areas for the Rangers

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
this game is badass so far killer pace

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Martytoof posted:

My pro preview analysis of this series concludes me to believe that the Rangers need to score more goals than the Kings to win the Stanley Cup.
you can get outscored and win the series! although, i think you should avoid that as a tactic

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
alright, let's go meteor strike

Surfing Turtle
Jun 18, 2004
I'M A TURTLE AND I'M SURFING, THAT'S CRAZY!
The pace is what the Rangers want it to be. It's great action though as far as entertaining hockey games.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Fateo McMurray posted:

Man the Kings sure love giving up the puck right in front of the net

If the la fans around here are to be believed, they're a really good team but they're sporting and like to spot other teams leads to make it fair, be that in games or in series.

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

Dustin Brown not wasting any time dusting off his elbows :mad:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Holy poo poo someone check the exposure on the camera.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Vicas posted:

alright, let's go meteor strike

dustin brown wont need to unleash his limit break until at least game 4

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
which of these teams is gonna run away with the series handily again

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

Klein has quietly been a really loving solid D addition ever since arriving in NY

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
Rick Nash beast mode activated.

Aeader
Dec 20, 2004

Custom Title

Martytoof posted:

Holy poo poo someone check the exposure on the camera.

Seriously, the ice looks like it's lit from below

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Brown game real drat close to either taking out Boyle's head or his knees

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Vicas posted:

which of these teams is gonna run away with the series handily again

neither

Surfing Turtle
Jun 18, 2004
I'M A TURTLE AND I'M SURFING, THAT'S CRAZY!

Zodijackylite posted:

Rick Nash beast mode activated.

Seriously when did he find his skating legs again.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Martytoof posted:

Holy poo poo someone check the exposure on the camera.

That wasn't just my TV? I've been fiddling with the picture settings since puck drop.

larkko
Oct 4, 2008

The fourth line already owning all the loving bones.

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Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

Zodijackylite posted:

Rick Nash beast mode activated.

I heard he had four or five Taco Bell Loaded Grillers pre-game

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