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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

The Protagonist posted:

following this it's entirely possible that all that dispersed energy swirls around for uncountable eons before, by incredibly improbable chance, converges cataclysmicly, starting the whole process over again

this cycle repeats infinitely at a speed impossible to perceive until the universe forms a sentient observer

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the universe is so big that every possible substance has its own cloud of itself somewhere. scientists agree that there exists a vast cum field somewhere, maybe even with a dick shape to it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Brannock posted:

this cycle repeats infinitely at a speed impossible to perceive until the universe forms a sentient observer

And that observer was Albert Einstein.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
once the universe is at thermodynamic equilibrium does time continue to elapse? probably right? but isnt time basically a feature of thermodynamic disequilibrium? im all confused

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Orkin Mang posted:

the universe is so big that every possible substance has its own cloud of itself somewhere. scientists agree that there exists a vast cum field somewhere, maybe even with a dick shape to it

we need to send a dick shaped spacecraft to this theoretical cum cloud

that must be our legacy as a species

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Ocean Book posted:

once the universe is at thermodynamic equilibrium does time continue to elapse? probably right? but isnt time basically a feature of thermodynamic disequilibrium? im all confused

I think time stops. Time is a function of change in space.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

redshirt posted:

I think time stops. Time is a function of change in space.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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time as we know it stops

that isnt really and end of the universe its just the point that it becomes impossible for us to comprehend

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I don't wanna die someone make immortality real

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I don't wanna die someone make immortality real

you will literally be reincarnated

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
if you ever feel like "I need a way to humble myself" then cosmology is a surefire way of triggering that

it's absolutely bonkers and disgusting tbh that we flip out about mundane things and start wars and kill/rape each other over things that are ultimately less than insignificant in the grand scale of everything

the true horror is the cognizance of cosmological loneliness

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Space itself could continue to change, devoid of everything but said fluctuations. We're deep into total speculation now though.


Ocean Book posted:

unless vacuum fluctuation is constrained by something, this is inevitable, right?

Yep! So now the really cool mystery is why does nothing itself seem to result in an inevitable something.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Space owns. Now we just need to figure out how to make wormholes so we can jump around the universe.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I don't wanna die someone make immortality real

immortality would loving suck imagine suffocating for eternity in the vacuum of space as you watched everything around you slowly turn to iron then atomize over a period of millions to the power of millions of years

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
give me immortality with an optional suicide clause

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Brannock posted:

if you ever feel like "I need a way to humble myself" then cosmology is a surefire way of triggering that

it's absolutely bonkers and disgusting tbh that we flip out about mundane things and start wars and kill/rape each other over things that are ultimately less than insignificant in the grand scale of everything

the true horror is the cognizance of cosmological loneliness

there are tons of alien civilizations out there just that none of them developed along the right technological path to explore space

i am super stoked for when we figure out ftl travel and can embark on european colonialism part 2

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a thousand years in the future aliens will live in ghettos and bemoan the capitalist imperialists who have taken over the quadrant

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Fojar38 posted:

there are tons of alien civilizations out there just that none of them developed along the right technological path to explore space

i am super stoked for when we figure out ftl travel and can embark on european colonialism part 2

you'll be dead by then though

there's an argument that humans were the first sentient species to figure all this out and that's why we haven't had any alien visitors or contact yet, iirc there's some models that suggest that we're still very very very early in the lifespan of the universe

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
^^gently caress

Another interesting thing to note: given the projected lifetime of the observable universe, it is still very young.

One possible explanation of the Fermi paradox is then that we are the very first advanced civilization to wake up. All those super advanced beings in our fiction that already have everything figured out? It's our duty to become them.

The Protagonist fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Jun 5, 2014

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Moridin920 posted:

a thousand years in the future aliens will live in ghettos and bemoan the capitalist imperialists who have taken over the quadrant

We will trickle down the wisdom of Reagan and Rand across the Systems.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

The Protagonist posted:

Another interesting thing to note: given the projected lifetime of the observable universe, it is still very young.

One possible explanation of the Fermi paradox is then that we are the very first advanced civilization to wake up. All those super advanced beings in our fiction that already have everything figured out? It's our duty to become them.

Seems highly unlikely, given the space, the opportunities, and the time.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

The Protagonist posted:

Another interesting thing to note: given the projected lifetime of the observable universe, it is still very young.

One possible explanation of the Fermi paradox is then that we are the very first advanced civilization to wake up. All those super advanced beings in our fiction that already have everything figured out? It's our duty to become them.

:smug:






:smug:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Fojar38 posted:

there are tons of alien civilizations out there just that none of them developed along the right technological path to explore space

i am super stoked for when we figure out ftl travel and can embark on european colonialism part 2

I'm sure plenty have figured out how to traverse large areas of space. The universe is just so drat big that none of them have happened across Earth yet.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
in the grim darkness of the future there is only heat death

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ilikedirt posted:

there are more galaxies in the solar system than there are atoms in the entire universe

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
supervoids are creepy as poo poo

there's already like an impossible-to-conceptualize distance of just sheer nothing between galaxies in even dense parts of the universe

supervoids are an impossibly huge space of just sheer lack of anything

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Fojar38 posted:

there are tons of alien civilizations out there just that none of them developed along the right technological path to explore space

i am super stoked for when we figure out ftl travel and can embark on european colonialism part 2

the cool thing about this is that we don't need to shake hands with aliens to confirm they're real, we just have to find a way to pick up their radio signals.



Here's the distance Earth's broadcasts have traveled so far.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

redshirt posted:

Seems highly unlikely, given the space, the opportunities, and the time.

everything seems unlikely

say, based on what we observe, that you need around 4-5billion years of just planetary evolution to get life/sentience/civilization, but you need several billion years before that for stellar evolution for all the heavy elements to seed. That would mean that life could have been forming only a little longer than the lifespan of the earth.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Brannock posted:

supervoids are creepy as poo poo

there's already like an impossible-to-conceptualize distance of just sheer nothing between galaxies in even dense parts of the universe

supervoids are an impossibly huge space of just sheer lack of anything

Good place to dump future space toxic waste.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I thought signal dispersion means that even if we pick up an alien signal it would be indistinguishable from background noise by the time it got to us.

The Protagonist posted:

everything seems unlikely

say, based on what we observe, that you need around 4-5billion years of just planetary evolution to get life/sentience/civilization, but you need several billion years before that for stellar evolution for all the heavy elements to seed. That would mean that life could have been forming only a little longer than the lifespan of the earth.

Hegemony of Man :getin:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Robo Reagan posted:

the cool thing about this is that we don't need to shake hands with aliens to confirm they're real, we just have to find a way to pick up their radio signals.
There's a really good chance we never will, not just because signals will have spread out so thin as to be totally lost in the background noise, but civilizations may only heavily utilize radio for a century or two. We're already seeing that in our own.

Robo Reagan posted:



Here's the distance Earth's broadcasts have traveled so far.

cool as fuk

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

The Protagonist posted:

^^gently caress

Another interesting thing to note: given the projected lifetime of the observable universe, it is still very young.

One possible explanation of the Fermi paradox is then that we are the very first advanced civilization to wake up. All those super advanced beings in our fiction that already have everything figured out? It's our duty to become them.

you know how in every science fiction story theres some hyper aggressive imperialistic race that the good guys are usually opposed to

irl thats us

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

redshirt posted:

Good place to dump future space toxic waste.

Even better: in the future when we have blackhole reactors, any massive particle is an acceptable fuel. So we can just dump our poo poo into an entirely different universe! :science:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah, it's in all honesty not very likely, but it's still a possibility

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
we are all starstuff. space dust coalesced into solid form and somehow bestowed upon the gift of sentiency

it is beyond absurd that we hate each other based on trivial differences when we are all we have in the face of cold indifferency

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The Protagonist posted:

everything seems unlikely

say, based on what we observe, that you need around 4-5billion years of just planetary evolution to get life/sentience/civilization, but you need several billion years before that for stellar evolution for all the heavy elements to seed. That would mean that life could have been forming only a little longer than the lifespan of the earth.

It's possible that life existed as little as 15 million years after the Big Bang according to a few papers. With what we know of life, microbes could have been chilling in heat vents on the very earliest planets, warmed by the fuckton of radiation left over from the Big Bang

Jeff Goldblum sums it up pretty well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkWeMvrNiOM

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Fojar38 posted:

you know how in every science fiction story theres some hyper aggressive imperialistic race that the good guys are usually opposed to

irl thats us

I hope not. One of my sources of optimism about the intent/needs of other possible species and our own is that if you have the ability to make the interstellar trip, then you've got the ability to live fine in the unpopulated vacuum with raw materials alone.

...unfortunately this doesn't preclude the possibility of an arc that can just barely limp the trip and didn't know there were natives already there :ohdear:

Robo Reagan posted:

It's possible that life existed as little as 15 million years after the Big Bang according to a few papers.
oh drat, i hadn't heard this. still, its also possible that the chances of life, complex life, and intelligent life are so mindbogglingly unlikely it's happened for the first (or among the first few dozen/hundred/thousand/million/...) time here

The Protagonist fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jun 5, 2014

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Just wait until we find out aliens don't believe in Allah the light and the truth.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

The Protagonist posted:

I hope not. One of my sources of optimism about the intent/needs of other possible species and our own is that if you have the ability to make the interstellar trip, then you've got the ability to live fine in the unpopulated vacuum with raw materials alone.

...unfortunately this doesn't preclude the possibility of an arc that can just barely limp the trip and didn't know there were natives already there :ohdear:

I think it's more than likely IF (big if of course) we ever encountered an alien entering Earth's orbit they'd be hostile, at least in the sense they'd have their own agendas on a multitude of topics and this might end up conflicting with the people of Earth.

For instance, it's likely any advanced alien will be an omnivore. And omnivores are capable of anything.

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The Protagonist posted:

oh drat, i hadn't heard this. still, its also possible that the chances of life, complex life, and intelligent life are so mindbogglingly unlikely it's happened for the first (or among the first few dozen/hundred/thousand/million/...) time here

Some people are starting to think that we may be some of the first guests to the party, yeah. Microbes are one thing, but it took us billions of years to get to where we are and the universe isn't that old. I think it was 5-10 billion years ago that there was enough star cum floating around to make anything more advanced than a few cells.

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