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Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Just checking in on this thread here, from your planet, Sol 3. Using my human tying digits, of which there are five on each appendage. Definitely not an alien.

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Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
yep. I think if everybody could just try to conceive that picture or even a hubble deep field the world would literally change. it would be better than everybody on the planet smoking weed for a day. then again some people are really dumb

perspective

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

has someone posted the pic of the planets/stars scale getting gradually larger and it ends with 'your mom' because i was gonna find & post that but it's 7 pages long so i think someone must have, anyway cya

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

10 posts back.

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

redshirt posted:

10 posts back.

kool

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp

Ignoarints posted:

yep. I think if everybody could just try to conceive that picture or even a hubble deep field the world would literally change. it would be better than everybody on the planet smoking weed for a day. then again some people are really dumb

perspective

people smoking weed 'are' the ones thinking about that poo poo

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!

The Protagonist posted:

Somewhere, a debate rages about whether to contact the homosapians.

Aliens drive spacecars with "Don't let the monkeys off their rock!" bumbperstickers

You know, if we humans actually turn out to be a lot like the old-school Klingons in the intergalactic scheme of things, I'd be totally down with that. I mean, we already have people enslaving Parrots to front a metal band; We create orcs and trolls and over-sized pepper-shakers called Daleks made for the sole purpose of frightening small children. Oh, and the Russians. Can't forget the Russians. Or Texans. Or those crazy-rear end people from Florida.

Let's face facts: We humans are the potential scourge of the galaxy, and we should be honored at our privilege and should acknowledge that it is our divine providence in being able to plunder and loot all the other civilized worlds in the galaxy at our leisure. In our atomic-bomb powered starships.

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

whenever life gets you down, mrs. brown...

Pudding Space
Mar 19, 2014
Q: "So how do we account for these gravitational effects?"

Cosmologist: "Dark matter!"

Q: "What's dark matter?"

Cosmologist: "Quick! Look over there!" <Cosmologist has left the discussion>

Total bullshit. You're best avenue is the genius of Karl Pilkington: "They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?"

Here's something to make you feel like an insignificant piece of poo poo

Bronzie
Dec 13, 2006

And if that doesn't work, you can always try this one.

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.

op posted:

The universe is so loving ridiculously massive its hard to even believe it

Is the universe massive and hard or just massive? This is importnat

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Somebody post the Xbox one size comparison gif if it hasnt already been

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Ocean Book posted:

the thermodynamic arrow of time might be my favoritue thing about the universe

Titties might be mine.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
just think that one day we will be able to finally build that hypothetical ftl vehicle only to find out that nope, you cant go faster than light or transmit information ftl, as nearly everyone predicted all along. and there's no missing time on the flight recorder a la Contact

people are gonna be sooo maaaaadddd lmao

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Bronzie posted:

And if that doesn't work, you can always try this one.

Expected large image which said "my dick" at the end, was disappointed

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

baku posted:




"Our Universe, the "cosmic web". Each yellow dot is a galaxy. The purple streams represent dark matter."


Now, take for instance our galaxy, the Milky Way. The Milky Way has about 300 billion stars in it. 300 billion. Our own solar system with its 1 star is so incredibly massive, and our galaxy has 300 billion of them. And that galaxy is just a little yellow blip on that picture.


And that picture constitutes 0.000001% of the known universe.

guess what

there's a meta information layer. there's a vr program running all of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW6Mq352f0E

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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newreply.php posted:

just think that one day we will be able to finally build that hypothetical ftl vehicle only to find out that nope, you cant go faster than light or transmit information ftl, as nearly everyone predicted all along. and there's no missing time on the flight recorder a la Contact

people are gonna be sooo maaaaadddd lmao

we have already seen particles acting in ways that shouldnt be possible if there wasnt any way to communicate or otherwise interact faster than the speed of light ie quantum entanglement so the people who go "ftl will never be possible :smuggo:" are already looking like goony troll assholes

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

my favorite space things are pulsars because they can be only 20km in diameter, 1.5x the mass of the sun, and spin so fast that they complete a full rotation in under 2 milliseconds.

i just imagine something the size of a loving city spinning 500 times per second and my mind blows

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

the universe is full of things that will just loving kill you, its a good thing it so large otherwise wed be hosed

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvG-jqGsWSk

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
I like that we have great pictures of distant galaxies but our picture of pluto is just a smudgy little piece of poo poo

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!

Noyemi K posted:

I like that we have great pictures of distant galaxies but our picture of pluto is just a smudgy little piece of poo poo

I'm still pissed about Pluto getting demoted from planetary status. But isn't it just this weird thing with a bunch of tiny moons orbiting around it?

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


We haven't been visited by aliens because there are no aliens significantly more advanced than us, every universe exists in a false vacuum state and is inevitably destroyed by the first civilization to breach it

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



The universe isn't just loving massive, it is infinitely massive.

Know the fun thing about infinity? It allows for everything to, well, be. Somewhere out there is a solar system that looks just like ours, with life evolving on it that looks just like ours. Somewhere on that alternate Earth there is an alternate you. Only instead of doing what you do, your alternate self became a rocket scientist (note: if you are a rocket scientist, he/she became a brain surgeon). That alternate self is vastly more successful in life than you could ever hope to be. But you can think about how alternate you is doing and try to feel some of that glory for yourself.

If that doesn't work, imagine the opposite. On countless alternate Earths, there is an alternate you who is a complete failure in life. Arms rotting off due to drugs, coughing up lungs due to smoking and never going to lose his or her virginity due to crippling self-doubt. Think about them and feel better, because you are marginally better.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Yeah...on some alternate earth that's true. Alternate.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


nimby posted:

The universe isn't just loving massive, it is infinitely massive.

Know the fun thing about infinity? It allows for everything to, well, be. Somewhere out there is a solar system that looks just like ours, with life evolving on it that looks just like ours. Somewhere on that alternate Earth there is an alternate you. Only instead of doing what you do, your alternate self became a rocket scientist (note: if you are a rocket scientist, he/she became a brain surgeon). That alternate self is vastly more successful in life than you could ever hope to be. But you can think about how alternate you is doing and try to feel some of that glory for yourself.

If that doesn't work, imagine the opposite. On countless alternate Earths, there is an alternate you who is a complete failure in life. Arms rotting off due to drugs, coughing up lungs due to smoking and never going to lose his or her virginity due to crippling self-doubt. Think about them and feel better, because you are marginally better.

and this is where we go deep

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_return#Poincar.C3.A9_recurrence_theorem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GCf29FPM4k&hd=1

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
SEND MORE CHUCK BERRY

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Fojar38 posted:

we have already seen particles acting in ways that shouldnt be possible if there wasnt any way to communicate or otherwise interact faster than the speed of light ie quantum entanglement so the people who go "ftl will never be possible :smuggo:" are already looking like goony troll assholes

oh yeah that thing that we cant use to transmit information ftl guess my point about not being able to transmit information ftl is busted!

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
FTL more like FML

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

u dont need to travel ftl to get to a place faster than it would take light to get there shitdick lol

Turncoat Mommy
Oct 3, 2010

I believe in you.

poopzilla posted:

cool

*takes massive bong rip*

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

BadLlama posted:

u dont need to travel ftl to get to a place faster than it would take light to get there shitdick lol

this is true have them come to you and you basically need no effort at all

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

newreply.php posted:

this is true have them come to you and you basically need no effort at all

armchair spacetravel

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp

Fojar38 posted:

we have already seen particles acting in ways that shouldnt be possible if there wasnt any way to communicate or otherwise interact faster than the speed of light ie quantum entanglement so the people who go "ftl will never be possible :smuggo:" are already looking like goony troll assholes

you can't just decipher the results of entangled particles without other information which has to be transmitted at light speed or slower. sorry a ftl disbeliever killed your mother

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


I love the alcubierre drive concept but it has hillarious problems like sending a gigantic energy shockwave directly in front of you when you stop and the field collapses.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Okay actually I've been wondering for a while about a hypotetical device that uses the entanglement thing to transmit a signal...even though I've been convinced it won't work, I dunno' why. Here goes:

Earth and a departing ship both have two big bundles of previously entangled particles in a coiled up string, a read loop and a write loop. The read-loop of earth is connected to the write loop of the ship, and vice versa.

Now the read loop is just read at a constant rate, checking for a differentiated signal, where up and down spin are ones and zeroes. Most of the time its noise, but when earth or the ship intentionally put a signal into their writeloop (that is you can actually intentally force a state rather than just read it) then the ship would pick that up.

The data feed would be lovely, but instantaneous? Also weird things happen as the ship accelerates and the frames of reference shift. Also to deal with desync you could constantly be pulling out the write loop and punching in zeroes until you wanted to send a signal...

Okay beyond the mindboggling technical difficulties in constructing such a device, why wouldn't it work?

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


The Protagonist posted:

Okay actually I've been wondering for a while about a hypotetical device that uses the entanglement thing to transmit a signal...even though I've been convinced it won't work, I dunno' why. Here goes:

Earth and a departing ship both have two big bundles of previously entangled particles in a coiled up string, a read loop and a write loop. The read-loop of earth is connected to the write loop of the ship, and vice versa.

Now the read loop is just read at a constant rate, checking for a differentiated signal, where up and down spin are ones and zeroes. Most of the time its noise, but when earth or the ship intentionally put a signal into their writeloop (that is you can actually intentally force a state rather than just read it) then the ship would pick that up.

The data feed would be lovely, but instantaneous? Also weird things happen as the ship accelerates and the frames of reference shift. Also to deal with desync you could constantly be pulling out the write loop and punching in zeroes until you wanted to send a signal...

Okay beyond the mindboggling technical difficulties in constructing such a device, why wouldn't it work?

it wouldn't work because all people would do is send you "ur a faget" from the other side of the universe

BadLlama
Jan 13, 2006

The Protagonist posted:

why wouldn't it work?

cause the U is pretty gay

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
because once you measure the particle you break it's entanglement

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

The Brown Menace posted:

it wouldn't work because all people would do is send you "ur a faget" from the other side of the universe

that is literally it working

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