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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Go ahead and gently caress as many animals as you want op I don't care

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

butplug accident posted:

you can do anything you want with an animal. you can rub their fat on your skin daily, you eat and wear them. you walk on them. hell you even sleep in them. but can't you cum in them, even though dildos and onaholes are made out them too

Its because it betrays a sacred trust between man and beast. I will, noble beast, murder you and use your body for a multitude of applications but I will not gently caress you

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
What about a woman letting her German Shepherd gently caress her

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Business Gorillas posted:

are you saying that males can't be raped?

I'm talking about consensual heterosexual relations between woman and dog

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Business Gorillas posted:

nice try fucker if the dog doesn't say yes its rape

Its wagging it's tail

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pick posted:

The dog doesn't understand the context of having intercourse with a human person.

The dog eats its own poo poo and humps throw pillows

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pick posted:

Well like, what if the dog is having sex with you, but only because it is worried about you and wants you to feel wanted, but really the dog is gay. Then the dog hosed you but you had manipulated it, emotionally. That may not be "rape" but I think we can all agree it's unethical.

Animals should not try to act like people

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

LethalGeek posted:

That poo poo is funny mainly

Would you have sex with a lady who's admittedly had sex with a dog in the recent past?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Can humans get STDs from dogs?? WORRIED

by cod4pro, May 20, 2009
The other day my dog was dirty so i was going to let it come in the shower with me to rinse him off. i was bending down to take off my underwear and my dog i geuss saw a toy hanging down(my penis) and licked it. I tried to wash it of as fast as possible but could i of gotten stds from this? very worried.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
This is really embrassing and gross i knoow but I am worried?

by smiletoday010, Jan 03, 2010
OK so this is really embarrassing and gross i know, I am a girl, one day i got out of the shower and I didn't want to get changed yet and so I layed under my covers, I have a chiwwia(small dog) and she was under my covers she licked my vagina. I pushed her away. But I didn't know what to do now its happened numerous times. I don't know what to do I am scared I might have a std(if possible).Its really wierd I know

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Ok, im a little embaressed but i got this green fluid coming out of my vagina like the Nile River, i tried to use a super super tampon but it turned all green in a matter of minutes.i dont think this is normal, i dont think it is an STD because i have had sex with about 47 guys and i never contracted anything before. if anywhere i thought i would get stuff in the mouth because i like to lick dog penises, but i didnt think doggys could get STDs. so this is new to me. i also would like to add that this guy i had sex with 3 months ago is getting blood work done for possible HIV, but i know i dont have that. this fluid smells like stale flounder with a bit of low tide, so the only resturant i go to is Red Lobster, so im not embarresed. also i been itching my vagina alot lately and my hand smells afterward and is wet and sticky. please please help i dont know what to do. im afraid to tell my mom. but its getting to severe. no guy wants to come near me, my sex life will be over HELPPPPPPP!!!

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Cantorsdust posted:

green fluid + rancid odor = trichomoniasis

Are the dog penises in some way involved

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