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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
op, have you ever killed something? watch the life slowly drain from them till you can see your grinning reflection in the dead, glassy eyes? makes ya pretty hungry.

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

butplug accident posted:

there's been many reports of pigs getting depression when one of their own gets slaughtered. just because they can't blog about it doesn't mean they don't understand what's up

pigs are simultaneously the best and most disgusting creatures i've ever had to work with

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
Isn't it legal in, like, 11 states.

I'm not googling it. I refuse to have "where is bestiality legal" in my search histroy

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

butplug accident posted:

let's arbitrarily decide animals cant consent to sex, even though we have no problems torturing and murdering them for sport

but, like, why would you want to gently caress an animal

why

just

why

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

mookface posted:

What about a woman letting her German Shepherd gently caress her

i dunno, still seems like taking advantage of something

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

mookface posted:

Would you have sex with a lady who's admittedly had sex with a dog in the recent past?

can you get stds from doggy dongs

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

I am not googling that.

this is definitely something we agree on

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

mookface posted:

Can humans get STDs from dogs?? WORRIED

by cod4pro, May 20, 2009
The other day my dog was dirty so i was going to let it come in the shower with me to rinse him off. i was bending down to take off my underwear and my dog i geuss saw a toy hanging down(my penis) and licked it. I tried to wash it of as fast as possible but could i of gotten stds from this? very worried.

why would you shower with your dog :wtc:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

mookface posted:

Are the dog penises in some way involved

i googled it and it doesnt seem like it

mustve been one of the 47 brodudes

also its the most common curable std in the states

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Iamblikhos posted:

he's on the lacrosse team and his father is a congressman. i'd not make a fuss about it. let sleeping dogs lie...
a good post

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