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rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/05/justice/seattle-campus-shooting/

Please don't be a copycat killer...

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


did noone want to gently caress this rear end in a top hat either?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


Yeah? You want him to be a novel killer you loving murderer hipster?

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
1st annual beta revolution

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuns

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
It was in the engineering building. Virgin confirmed.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!

sincx posted:

It was in the engineering building. Virgin confirmed.

Or "gently caress I'm never going to finish my project!"

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
There really should be a U.S. mass shooter general thread at this point.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
Wait, Christian university? Virgin for sure now.

TheNightReaver
Sep 7, 2011

Go fart with the angels.

rocket_man38 posted:

Wait, Christian university? Virgin for sure now.

Probably closet gay too.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

ban college its killing too many of our kids

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!

MOOBS! posted:

ban college its killing too many of our kids

"LIEberal slaughterhouses!"

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
woah, subdued by students

i guess they raise their hipster trash pretty hearty out in Seattle

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
1 dead? poo poo tier shooting

Morphix
May 21, 2003

by Reene

unlimited shrimp posted:

woah, subdued by students

i guess they raise their hipster trash pretty hearty out in Seattle

by a motherfucking hall monitor

also seattle pac isn't really that religious of a school

Oppressed Otherkin
Sep 25, 2011

by Lowtax

Aesop Poprock posted:

1 dead? poo poo tier shooting

that is twisted as hell

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
seattle is poo poo and should die in poo poo and be murdered in poo poo while we all watch and laugh as that poo poo city drowns in an overdose of poo poo.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
So did the students need to use a gun to subdue the shooter.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Internet Kraken posted:

So did the students need to use a gun to subdue the shooter.

Pepper spray, actually.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
When can we start exterminating mras?

I don't even care if this is mra related find a way to blame it on them and let the cleansing begin

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

unlimited shrimp posted:

woah, subdued by students

i guess they raise their hipster trash pretty hearty out in Seattle

kip kinkle style, old school. classy.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
this isn't even a mass murder wtf?

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Miltank posted:

this isn't even a mass murder wtf?

ha, typical liberal school system, just giving someone credit for a "good try"

catpowerd
Jan 9, 2008

swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow
Even that goon who went on a shooting spree managed to kill more than one person.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
Minimum wage was raided to $15 there a couple days ago, coincidence?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

rocket_man38 posted:

Minimum wage was raided to $15 there a couple days ago, coincidence?

Now I'm just imagining a bunch of Vikings raiding Seattle because their minimum wage was too low

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I graduated from there about a year ago.

Thankfully everyone I know is OK, but reportedly there was a death.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

rocket_man38 posted:

Minimum wage was raided to $15 there a couple days ago, coincidence?

it won't be $15 until 2021 :argh:

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!
lol if it's the first week of june and you're in class

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

JerryLee posted:

lol if it's the first week of june and you're in class

gently caress you

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

quote:

Blake Oliveria was in a class when he heard the gunshots.

He said he removed his shoes in case he had to run but stayed in the classroom until police arrived to escort students out.

Was he wearing heels?
I don't understand why this is in the news story.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Geniasis posted:

I graduated from there about a year ago.

Thankfully everyone I know is OK, but reportedly there was a death.

Are you a virgin? I need to know whether I need to pepper spray your post.

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Ork of Fiction posted:

Was he wearing heels?
I don't understand why this is in the news story.

probably wearing sandals

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Ork of Fiction posted:

Was he wearing heels?
I don't understand why this is in the news story.

quieter to run in socks, maybe?

edit: although now i'm picturing him running past the shooter without making a sound, but suddenly slipping on the recently polished hallway floor and sliding into like a trophy case or something and making all sorts of racket. then he gets shot.

Gatekeeper fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Jun 6, 2014

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

don't wanna get those sweet kicks dirty

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

sincx posted:

Are you a virgin? I need to know whether I need to pepper spray your post.

Yes. I'm waiting for that special someone, to have that once in a lifetime bond with someone.


Also women keep turning me down for sex.

Sunshine Mix
Jun 11, 2009
any school with an ocean in its name is lovely

Seattle Pacific
Florida Atlantic
Virgin Atlantic
whatever

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro
seattle isn't about taking poo poo from anyone. "oh, you shootin? i'm wreckin' bitch gently caress you"

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

rocket_man38 posted:

Please don't be a copycat killer...

Shooter was Aaron Ybarra, 26 of Mountlake Terrace:



He was not a student at SPU.

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Leonard Ghostal
Apr 26, 2006
What kind of car does he drive?

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