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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
smelled like brown sugar

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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
12 times longer than my dick ladies

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

there is nothing more satisfying than pilling out an ingrown hair and your life is all downhill from here


was it all thick and dark and bloated? tomorrow that spot will heal up and you will know that you accomplished something

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
yes it was extremely satisfying

how are you tonight moobs its been a couple days

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

good just spreading my sack looking for bumps now but there is a lot of little bumps that get me hopeful

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
wtf

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i like the nose hairs i get that are like 10x as thick as the others and the darkest black. i pluck them out and feel it between my index finger and thumb, i consider just how thick it is and why

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

nothing good though just normal chickenskin i envy you and your ingrown hair

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
just do what i do and try to look nice for your lady and end up looking worse because of all the loving ingrown hairs

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
this has never happened to me. hope this helps, OP, in your future endeavors.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

THS posted:

i like the nose hairs i get that are like 10x as thick as the others and the darkest black. i pluck them out and feel it between my index finger and thumb, i consider just how thick it is and why

i like when i get some random rear end 3 inch long hair growing out of my nose

just in the middle of the night its like whatup

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

THS posted:

i like the nose hairs i get that are like 10x as thick as the others and the darkest black. i pluck them out and feel it between my index finger and thumb, i consider just how thick it is and why

its thick because it is bad and needs to be removed immediately

can you imagine what life must be for tweakers? theres just soooooooo much stuff to dig into

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i had a cyst on my inner thigh one time and the nurse got super excited about getting to cut it out and i thought you know what i probably would get that amped too

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

FordPRefectLL posted:

just do what i do and try to look nice for your lady and end up looking worse because of all the loving ingrown hairs

see thats what i miss about white women: they love popping poo poo. big rear end pimple on your back? white woman goes after it like its going to pay her car note


try talking a black girl into popping your poo poo. white women appreciate a boil

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
gf is an ex nurse so

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

FordPRefectLL posted:

i had a cyst on my inner thigh one time and the nurse got super excited about getting to cut it out and i thought you know what i probably would get that amped too

you went to a nurse? next time boil up a needle and a razor and go to town man this is frontier medicine

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

MOOBS! posted:

can you imagine what life must be for tweakers? theres just soooooooo much stuff to dig into

meth: every scab to pick, every pimple to pop and dig into, every hair to shave with a sharp razor. smoke me if you have ocd

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

FordPRefectLL posted:

gf is an ex nurse so

i envy you

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
you should shower more so dirt and oils don't clog up your pores. it greatly helps to reduce ingrown hairs.

but yea pulling ingrown hairs or just those random 5" long hairs is satisfying. i got half a dozen hairs around the nipples that grow super long and thick for no apparent reason

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i shower twice a day bc i am a germaphobe so idk if thats it

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
are you going to post that sucker or what op.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

problem with being hairy is anywhere you wear tight clothing you get ingrown hairs

great thing about being hairy is anywhere you wear tight clothing you get ingrown hairs

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
i'm fairly hairy and have ne'er have i had this problem??

wash yourselves poors.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Haverchuck posted:

are you going to post that sucker or what op.

yea please do i wanna see that thick bloody curlicue

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Haverchuck posted:

are you going to post that sucker or what op.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
finding my rear end in a top hat is like tryin gto find santa claus's mouth

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

9goats dead posted:

i'm fairly hairy and have ne'er have i had this problem??

wash yourselves poors.

fairly hairy isnt hairy ok i feel like i have kudzu growing on me

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

9goats dead posted:

i'm fairly hairy and have ne'er have i had this problem??

wash yourselves poors.

yeah me too but my worry is that i'm covered in ingrown pubes and just don't know it. the thought of being penetrated at all times is a turn on for me though

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

MOOBS! posted:

fairly hairy isnt hairy ok i feel like i have kudzu growing on me

(whisper voice) send me pics..

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

9goats dead posted:

(whisper voice) send me pics..

im still hoping biff decides to come around but if he doesnt and you are down with sebaceous fluids hit me up

Bomb-omb Texting
Sep 24, 2009
did it hurt?

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

okku posted:

did it hurt?

nope. it didn't feel like anything until i yanked it out which was prob the best part

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

FordPRefectLL posted:

nope. it didn't feel like anything until i yanked it out which was prob the best part

you ever get one where you dig and dig and squeeze and squeeze but nothing happens except for massive inflammation? those suck

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


i don't think i've ever had ingrown hair. zits sure but like a hair that grows a noticeable amount into the skin? you guys are fuckin weirdos

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
gotta (lightly) exfoliate when shaving your pubes and use alcohol and be careful when wearing tight clothes around that area for a bit

have some gross body horror porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpuh0npNF8k&t=31s

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Sabel posted:

gotta (lightly) exfoliate when shaving your pubes and use alcohol and be careful when wearing tighty clothes around that area for a bit

sabel i know we have had differences but help me now

i have to shave certain areas every day. i use bump stopper and a single bladed razor and my bikini area is still always red and angry

help

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

a NEW single bladed razor each time im spending like $8 a week and its not good enough

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
shave with the grain and don't shave every drat day I don't care what your profession is you don't have to do that and if you do then get some laser hair removal and write it off as a business expense

buy like a year's worth of razors from dorcousa for $30 or something maybe that's more like 6 month's worth for you

and check out the public shaving megathread at http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3523526

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

Had an ingrown hair on my chest once. I could see it under the skin. I dug that poo poo out with a knife. gently caress ingrown hairs.

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MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Sabel posted:

shave with the grain and don't shave every drat day I don't care what your profession is you don't have to do that and if you do then get some laser hair removal and write it off as a business expense

buy like a year's worth of razors from dorcousa for $30 or something maybe that's more like 6 month's worth for you

and check out the public shaving megathread at http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3523526

thats a lot better price than what im paying

i get my back waxed and have been thinking about my man zone but not many places are down with waxing a guys pubes

i got what i needed go ahead and close the thread :) thanks sabel

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