one of my students wrong a poem about white privilege

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forbidden dialectics: Jul 26, 2005

and umm, i think he's going to fail because they used the oxford comma too extensively:

code:

"the mexicans have their tacos, salsa, and thanks to taco bell chalupa/
the italians have their pasta, wine, and according to tv fist pumps and dancing/
the native americans have their pow wows, peace pipes, and tee pees/
what do i have? ellis island has no room for me."

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:34

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TOOT BOOT: May 25, 2010

deep

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:35

Iamblikhos: Jun 9, 2013; IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE

what do you teach?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:36

SwimmingSpider: Jan 3, 2008; Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

lol

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:36

cock hero flux: Apr 17, 2011

those drat italians

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:36

forbidden dialectics: Jul 26, 2005

Iamblikhos posted:

what do you teach?

this was for a poetry seminar, literally the first assignment.

my feedback was:

"I see nothing redeemable in this."

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:38

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

How do you wrong a poem Professor Moron?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:39

Iamblikhos: Jun 9, 2013; IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE

Nostrum posted:

this was for a poetry seminar, literally the first assignment.

my feedback was:

"I see nothing redeemable in this."

a poetry seminar? do tell

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:39

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Seminars are literally the worst

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:41

SwimmingSpider: Jan 3, 2008; Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Nostrum posted:

this was for a poetry seminar, literally the first assignment.

my feedback was:

"I see nothing redeemable in this."

you are a good teacher

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:43

california roll: Feb 23, 2009

i think its p good

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:48

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

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# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:49

SirDan3k: Jan 6, 2001; Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Nostrum posted:

and umm, i think he's going to fail because they used the oxford comma too extensively:

Impossible.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:51

Butthead: May 31, 2011

OP keeping the white kid down.
Just another example of affirmative action.
Thanks, Obama.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:53

forbidden dialectics: Jul 26, 2005

I told also him that a poem based on what he submitted could be good if, and it's a big if, he was honest (there's a legitimately ripe possibility for some satire at the expense of the Nouveau riche in the OP poem).

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:56

Butthead: May 31, 2011

Nostrum posted:

I told also him that

What the gently caress, you teach a class that involves placing words in the correct order.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:59

forbidden dialectics: Jul 26, 2005

lol he just emailed me based on my last suggestion with this:

quote:

italians are bad at war but kind of good in bed/irish are all drunk and like potatoes/injuns have no land and like to take my money at the slots/jews like to take my money period and for some reason don't like pigs even though their wives...well/mexicans, don't get me started/ polish have the worst of all put together/canadians have messed up bacon and speech impediments/ i am really cool bc i'm amerricun"

# ? Jun 7, 2014 09:59

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
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My rear end is red.
My dick is white.
My balls are blue.

-Das Boo 06/07/2014

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:00

SwimmingSpider: Jan 3, 2008; Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Das Boo posted:

My rear end is red.
My dick is white.
My balls are blue.

-Das Boo 06/07/2014

A- good effort

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:02

forbidden dialectics: Jul 26, 2005

he just zapped this extra bit to me:

"african americans have jazz and grits"

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:02

SwimmingSpider: Jan 3, 2008; Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Nostrum posted:

he just zapped this extra bit to me:

"african americans have jazz and grits"

post all his poems as they come tia

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:03

Tuxedo Catfish: Mar 17, 2007; You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

everyone should be forced to write in meter until they can either be trusted with the responsibility of free verse or rebel against you and write it anyways

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:06

Troll Bridgington: Dec 22, 2011; Keeping up foreign relations.

affirmative action?
more like white eradication
jackbooted fascists stomping our freedom like a gang initiation

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:07

Butthead: May 31, 2011

Ask him about the Asians.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:09

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Troll Bridgington posted:

affirmative action?
more like white eradication
jackbooted fascists stomping our freedom like a gang initiation

haha, you owned that kid

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:11

forbidden dialectics: Jul 26, 2005

http://www.examiner.com/slideshow/behold-the-world-s-most-judgmental-coloring-book#slide=1

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:19

forbidden dialectics: Jul 26, 2005

you'll notice that "goons" isn't any of the answers, sorry for your loss

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:20

Troll Bridgington: Dec 22, 2011; Keeping up foreign relations.

god hates babies

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:21

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

Hobohemian posted:

How do you wrong a poem Professor Moron?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:25

Kyrie eleison: Jan 26, 2013; by Ralp

maybe you should teach him about his rich heritage and encourage him to celibrate it, op

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:27

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

This guy seems to think about race a lot, op.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:28

SwimmingSpider: Jan 3, 2008; Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Kyrie eleison posted:

his rich heritage

what do i have? money, lots of money

# ? Jun 7, 2014 10:29

forbidden dialectics: Jul 26, 2005

Kyrie eleison posted:

maybe you should teach him about his rich heritage and encourage him to celibrate it, op

the student in question is the son of a cardiac surgeon who was recently convicted of fraud for double-billing insurance companies for things like angiograms that were never performed. fwiw his dad owned some pretty sweet rides, including a 1929 1.5L aston martin and a ferrari f40. his daughter (and ex wife) were hot as gently caress. guess how many of them I banged (cars and son included)

# ? Jun 7, 2014 11:00

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

I didn't land on Ellis Island
Ellis Island landed on me.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 11:02

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Bullshit.

Because SA is a top website in the news and Lowtax is going to be on Fox News because of some retarded kids, no one would ever compromise their job (especially in America where jobs don't exist) for a cheap Friday night internet joke.

Unless they are :tinfoil:

# ? Jun 7, 2014 11:11

myshl0ng: Feb 19, 2011; ooh, i've been a bad little poster!

i dont get it

# ? Jun 7, 2014 11:16

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Nostrum posted:

the student in question is the son of a cardiac surgeon who was recently convicted of fraud for double-billing insurance companies for things like angiograms that were never performed. fwiw his dad owned some pretty sweet rides, including a 1929 1.5L aston martin and a ferrari f40. his daughter (and ex wife) were hot as gently caress. guess how many of them I banged (cars and son included)

He should write a poem about medicaid fraud instead; that'd be hilarious

# ? Jun 7, 2014 11:20