Who else loves them self and enjoys life?

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Chris Awful: Oct 2, 2005; Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Pretty awesome feeling, right?

The Protagonist posted:

i'm everybody in this photo 24/7

Chris Awful fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Jun 7, 2014

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:38

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Fucker: Jan 4, 2013

greetings

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:39

Mom with a blog: Jul 15, 2009; Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

it's alright i guess

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:40

corn in the fridge: Jan 15, 2012; by Shine

This guy right here

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:41

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

I never want to die I want to live forever

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:42

General China: Aug 19, 2012; by Smythe

mookface posted:

I never want to die I want to live forever

that will not happen

you will probably die early from some poo poo like breast cancer ( despite being male ) and be ashamed of getting killed by a girls disease

General China fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Jun 7, 2014

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:46

Chris Awful: Oct 2, 2005; Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

mookface posted:

I never want to die I want to live forever

Probability dictates that you will live forever from your perspective.

Chris Awful fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Jun 7, 2014

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:50

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

I love myself every night around 11:30

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:50

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

General China posted:

that will not happen

you will probably die early from some poo poo like breast cancer ( despite being male ) and be ashamed of getting killed by a girls disease

You're crushin on my life buzz bro frig off

Chris Awful posted:

Probability dictates that you will from your perspective.

I try not to think about it

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:51

Chris Awful: Oct 2, 2005; Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Stevie Lee posted:

I love myself every night around 11:30

Love thy self 24/7.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:52

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

mookface posted:

I never want to die I want to live forever

if this happened you'd spend the vast majority of your life as black hole radiation after matter calls it quits

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:52

naem: May 29, 2011

I like to remove the skin of screaming hitch hikers in my secret cabin, deep in the woods. That no one knows about!

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:53

Chuck Tanner: Nov 10, 2012; by Lowtax

nobody that posts on SA feels this way, op hth

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:54

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

gently caress you op i love myself and enjoy life way more than u

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:55

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

naem posted:

I like to remove the skin of screaming hitch hikers in my secret cabin, deep in the woods. That no one knows about!

Thats awesome man live life to its fullest and do what you love YOLO

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:56

Chris Awful: Oct 2, 2005; Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

^^^^ This is my motto with the addendum: "don't harm or hinder others."

The Protagonist posted:

gently caress you op i love myself and enjoy life way more than u

This is impossible, I can't believe it. Prove it.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 17:58

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

i'm everybody in this photo 24/7

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:00

Chris Awful: Oct 2, 2005; Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

The Protagonist posted:

i'm everybody in this photo 24/7

Ooops. Post != Edit

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:01

In Zero We Trust: Jul 14, 2011

I hate myself and want to die

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:02

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Moved across the country..and it's awesome. I don't know anyone so I don't have any social poo poo I have to do. I get to work from home now which gives me so much more time and so little stress. All I have to do is workout and take care of house junk. I have it so easy it almost hurts.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:04

Synonamess Botch: Jun 5, 2006; dicks are for my cat

my life is mostly good but even when it's not i'm still happy to be alive

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:05

Baiku: Oct 25, 2011

I do because I am a handsome well-adjusted person.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:07

Doctor Shapes: Mar 17, 2009; Ask and ye shall receive.

Phrasing posted:

I do because I am a handsome well-adjusted person.

same but the opposite

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:07

Trixie Hardcore: Jul 1, 2006; Placeholder.

The Brown Menace posted:

if this happened you'd spend the vast majority of your life as black hole radiation after matter calls it quits

So what's the downside?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:14

Something Witty: Jan 24, 2009; Fun Shoe

mookface posted:

I never want to die I want to live forever

Would you kill your children if it made you immortal? Like, guaranteed, not some evil genie terms and conditions bullshit.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:15

Chris Awful: Oct 2, 2005; Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Something Witty posted:

Would you kill your children if it made you immortal? Like, guaranteed, not some evil genie terms and conditions bullshit.

Yes. The real consciousness of those children reside in another universe where I did not kill them.

VVVV Probability immortality dictates that won't be an issue.

Chris Awful fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Jun 7, 2014

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:17

Something Witty: Jan 24, 2009; Fun Shoe

Chris Awful posted:

Yes. The real consciousness of those children reside in another universe where I did not kill them.

Good justification, I'll use that in court.

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:20

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Something Witty posted:

Would you kill your children if it made you immortal? Like, guaranteed, not some evil genie terms and conditions bullshit.

No never. I would wipe out the entire continent of Africa if it ensured they'd never get a hangnail again

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:20

baw: Nov 5, 2008; RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

i love my life, sometimes

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:30

Something Witty: Jan 24, 2009; Fun Shoe

mookface posted:

No never. I would wipe out the entire continent of Africa if it ensured they'd never get a hangnail again

Meh, nobody would notice, nobody cares about Africa. What about your barista?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:37

Chris Awful: Oct 2, 2005; Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Something Witty posted:

Meh, nobody would notice, nobody cares about Africa. What about your barista?

What exactly does Africa contribute to the global tribe?

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:42

baw: Nov 5, 2008; RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

how can i get my expensive dress shoes without moroccan leather

# ? Jun 7, 2014 18:48

Math Debater: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

I am extremely privileged and have an easier life than the overwhelming majority of humans on Earth.

But it angers and annoys me that I will get fat if I eat too much. And it annoys me that my orgasms become less intense when I masturbate more frequently. And it annoys me that I often have to stand up and walk to the toilet in order to urinate and/or defecate. And it annoys me that I'm expected to work and to want to accomplish stuff when I mostly just want to lie around and get high and eat and masturbate. And it annoys me that life is filled with so many stupid little chores like shaving and brushing teeth and taking out trash and doing laundry. Resource scarcity is also a huge loving drag, and it's very unpleasant that people have to spend so much time worrying about securing resources and trying not to run out of stuff. These seem to be among the reasons why I seem to be inclined to not enjoy life. Thanks for reading my post!

# ? Jun 7, 2014 20:04