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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
gently caress Milwaukee :mad:

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porkface
Dec 29, 2000

Brandon League in a tie game?

And Mattingly gets away with it.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

gently caress Milwaukee :mad:

Just let us have this season. You had last year

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

90 mph slider, 90 mph changeup, 103 mph fastball :lol:

aroldis chapman is ridiculous, i don't think it gets said enough

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

poo poo, umpire interference cost the Dodgers a SB and then the ump called Hanley out on a ball that was both low and inside by a long shot.

porkface fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Jun 8, 2014

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
The Pirates don't seem very good at this fielding thing.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

The Pussy Boss posted:

90 mph slider, 90 mph changeup, 103 mph fastball :lol:

aroldis chapman is ridiculous, i don't think it gets said enough
Yeah, now that he's added that changeup in there, he's gone from borderline unfair to ridiculously unfair.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Abner Assington posted:

Yeah, now that he's added that changeup in there, he's gone from borderline unfair to ridiculously unfair.

This is basically exactly what Mike Krukow said about Chapman the other day.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Way to turn it around Rockies!

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

harold reynolds is mad about the Tigers not bunting

although he's right, back in the day a rookie shortstop who was just called up would probably be bunting with 1st and 2nd, no out

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Wow this lineup the Red Sox have put together is something alright. 4 of the hitters in it are hitting under the Mendoza Line.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

The golden god is BACK!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Nick Castellanos golden god status: Yes.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Brad, what the hell?

Jim Dwyer
Mar 29, 2014

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Wow this lineup the Red Sox have put together is something alright. 4 of the hitters in it are hitting under the Mendoza Line.

Half of them are supposed to be everyday players, too. Their outfield has a wRC+ of 67, which is worse than the 2012 Astros, and they weren't trying to be good. I think the only reason Jackie Bradley isn't in AAA is because the team has literally no one else they can put out there.

Storm
Jun 7, 2001

Professional #8 Hitter/Beard Grower
EUGENIO SUAREZ BABY

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
FUCKIN' NEW GUY :siren:

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

?!??!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Why, that's billionaire Bruce Wayne in the front row! :monocle:

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Hell yeah Jonesy!

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Gausman has a hell of a fastball.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Jim Johnson is so, so bad.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Dejavu for JJ; not for David Lough.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
In a way, it's only right that he should be giving up runs in Camden Yards again.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Gary Thorne owns.

e: Cruz you crazy.

Xerol
Jan 13, 2007


Has Cruz gone rogue or is someone actually signalling these decisions?

Malaclypse
Sep 12, 2000

alone in the dark and scared always scared as hell
Tim Hudson Time :toot:

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Malaclypse posted:

Tim Hudson Time :toot:

Gonna go see him pitch on Thursday, can't wait.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

BearDrivingTruck posted:

Gonna go see him pitch on Thursday, can't wait.

Have fun at that game dude.

jackofarcades
Sep 2, 2011

Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!
Oh good, a Dan Uggla start

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Any one watching KC? How close was that to fair?

Edit: the ball that drilled the ump, not the long fly ball. I have a terrible angle from my seat so I can't tell.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Hudson looking strangely wild so far :ohdear:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Hudson looking strangely wild so far :ohdear:

Watch as he pulls a Lincecum and walks twelve batters in a shutout.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Hudson is the anti-Lincecum. Trouble in the first? No problem.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Huddy VS Big Bart.

2014.

EDIT: Seriously. This has gotta be close to the last time we'll see two starters who were both playing during the Clinton administration.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Watch as he pulls a Lincecum and walks twelve batters in a shutout.

The Mets are probably the best chance for something like that.

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Royals win :toot:

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Sandoval v Colon is weird to look at.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Colon is hilarious because he's a good athlete but he looks like a dumpy middle-aged dude who survives on microwave dinners.

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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Colon is hilarious because he's a good athlete but he looks like a dumpy middle-aged dude who survives on microwave dinners.

I'm going to enjoy me some Colon AB's.

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