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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
hideo apparently really doesnt like making MGS games and the reason it's so over the top is he doesn't give a gently caress but no matter how retarded the series gets people eat that poo poo up

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DookieSandwich
Nov 14, 2012
Heres a vid of Executive Outcomes tearing up blackies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnOTkGAgRos

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Robo Reagan posted:

hideo apparently really doesnt like making MGS games and the reason it's so over the top is he doesn't give a gently caress but no matter how retarded the series gets people eat that poo poo up

Cos mgs owns.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Big Boss??

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Hinds never carry troops. They let the Hips do that.

Snake: Sigint.

Sigint: What's up?

Snake: The chopper we were talking about is parked at the heliport.

Sigint: The one that was hauling the Shagohod in the Virtuous Mission?

Snake: Yeah.

Major Zero: Perhaps it is an armed variation of the Mi-8 Hip?

Snake: No. Some of it looks the same, but the overall shape is different. It's got stub wings, and the cockpit canopy looks like an angular greenhouse.

Sigint: No kidding. Then it must be some kind of new model. I've heard stories recently that the Soviets are developing a "flying infantry combat vehicle." That's got to be it.

Snake: A flying infantry combat vehicle?

Sigint: Yeah. A transport chopper with troop carrying capabilities. Think of it as an attack-chopper version of France's AMX-VCI or the Soviet BMP. They must be doing field tests on the initial prototype.

Snake: A next-generation chopper that's a little smaller than the Hip... Maybe we should call it a Hind.

Sigint: Hmm, not bad. It's cool with me.

Major Zero: Then it's settled. We'll refer to that new-type helicopter as a Hind from now on.

AND THATS HOW HIND WAS BORN

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Robo Reagan posted:

hideo apparently really doesnt like making MGS games and the reason it's so over the top is he doesn't give a gently caress but no matter how retarded the series gets people eat that poo poo up

then all game creators should give up, 'cause MGS rules!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Elukka posted:

Mi-24 is the best looking helicopter, discuss



South African scifi version:



Hee hee, it looks like it was designed by Homer Simpson.



CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
METAL GEAAAR???

PootieTang
Aug 2, 2011

by XyloJW

Robo Reagan posted:

hideo apparently really doesnt like making MGS games and the reason it's so over the top is he doesn't give a gently caress but no matter how retarded the series gets people eat that poo poo up

hideo is a retard, and he's retarded for thinking people liked the parts of MGS that weren't clearly retarded. If he had tried to make a 'good' MGS game it would be awful.

People who take MGS seriously are retarded. This is why twin snakes > MGS.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Elukka posted:

Mi-24 is the best looking helicopter, discuss



South African scifi version:



AH-64 still #1 handsy boy helicopter

PootieTang
Aug 2, 2011

by XyloJW
Dude loving backflips off a missle while firing a rocket launcher come on

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Hey other nerd, is MGS 5 good?

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

Hey other nerd, is MGS 5 good?

none of them after mgs 1 are good. sorry for your loss.

PootieTang
Aug 2, 2011

by XyloJW

Yivgev posted:

none of them after mgs 1 are good. sorry for your loss.

Snake eater is loving great you shut your whore mouth.

If you disagree then you're still in a dream snaaaaake eaaaateeer

PootieTang
Aug 2, 2011

by XyloJW
You know what's a great metal gear solid thing

Last days of foxhound.

It's a webcomic so its awful but so is MGS so it's perfect for it.

http://www.doctorshrugs.com/foxhound/comic.php?id=1

It gets a lot less bad pretty fast.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

PootieTang posted:

Snake eater is loving great you shut your whore mouth.

If you disagree then you're still in a dream snaaaaake eaaaateeer

Maybe he meant chronologically, then it still holds.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Yivgev posted:

none of them after mgs 1 are good. sorry for your loss.

I liked 3 after Hideo gave us camera control

Daius
Sep 10, 2010

Boogaleeboo posted:

Maybe he meant chronologically, then it still holds.

Metal Gear Rising comes chronologically after 1 motherfucker

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

I liked 3 after Hideo gave us camera control

Ya. Plus the Colonel bitch boy subplot is kinda funny. And The Boss is loving awesome; 40+ year old woman who still looks good and can make a big tough guy like Volgin back up in fear.

PootieTang
Aug 2, 2011

by XyloJW

This is one of the best things I have ever seen.

I mean really come on this is what the internet is all about.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
One of the only cool things in the newest COD was the Hind/Hokum crossbreed

PootieTang
Aug 2, 2011

by XyloJW

Wicker Man posted:

Ya. Plus the Colonel bitch boy subplot is kinda funny. And The Boss is loving awesome; 40+ year old woman who still looks good and can make a big tough guy like Volgin back up in fear.

The Boss can kick my rear end anytime if you know what I mean. I'm talking CQC.

Didn't she give birth on D-Day at Normandy or some crazy poo poo?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Wicker Man posted:

Ya. Plus the Colonel bitch boy subplot is kinda funny. And The Boss is loving awesome; 40+ year old woman who still looks good and can make a big tough guy like Volgin back up in fear.

The Boss is the best MILF

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

PootieTang posted:

The Boss can kick my rear end anytime if you know what I mean. I'm talking CQC.

Didn't she give birth on D-Day at Normandy or some crazy poo poo?

I think thats when she got pregnant.
Your pretty good.

PootieTang
Aug 2, 2011

by XyloJW

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

Your pretty good.

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
METAL GEAR???


srsly snake, why are you still loving surprised about metal gear?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ashmole posted:

METAL GEAR???


srsly snake, why are you still loving surprised about metal gear?

because all he knows is combat. He's a goddam idiot!

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Literally The Worst posted:

i just started playing metal gear solid for the first time and this game is v good and there's a hind d in it, discuss

Snake: Liquid... you're still alive...

Liquid: Gone home is pretty bad as it hinges on presenting an interesting story and on a great delivery, while failing on both counts.

Snake: Too bad. It looks like your revolution was a failure.

Liquid: It tries to have you deduce multiple interpretations of the story but since its focusing on too many different intepretations, each one is weak, and they all keep fighting for any sort of time in the spotlight to the game's detriment.

Snake: Fighting? What are you really after?

Liquid: It tries to have a façade of progressiveness while it's just a cheap grab at an audience that will trample each other for any sort of legitimization in games for the LGBT movement

Snake: That was Big Boss's fantasy.

Liquid: While it can be applauded that they tried to make you understand the plight of one of the main characters it is written in such an obfuscated manner to the point of being intentionally noncommiting and it beats around the bush too much.

Snake: But as long as there are people, there will always be war.

Liquid: The gameplay itself is incredibly simple, consisting of interacting with objects on a very minimal scale, and moving around the house. This lack of deeper interaction with the environment makes for an unexciting investigation.

Snake : Is that the only reason?

Liquid: The worst thing is that it tries to present itself as a crusader of moral justice while making a mockery of the hardships of the LGBT crowd, only appealing to the most desperate for approval. If this trend continues, expect a world where a lot of games have some cheap tacked on grab for attention of oppressed groups and minorities.

Snake: I don't want that kind of world!! LIQUID!!

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
thats a good burn bro you should try doing another one but its funny and not pulling on the same poo poo every time

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Literally The Worst posted:

thats a good burn bro you should try doing another one but its funny and not pulling on the same poo poo every time

you actually read that?

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Literally The Worst posted:

thats a good burn bro you should try doing another one but its funny and not pulling on the same poo poo every time

actually, it was pretty funny, even without knowing your dickeye

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

you actually read that?

no

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Oh thank god! I was worried

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

The Brown Menace posted:

stupid gaijincopters



But how does it taste?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DoctorStrangelove posted:

But how does it taste?

with it tongue?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Lumpy the Cook posted:

One of the only cool things in the newest COD was the Hind/Hokum crossbreed


Is this one of those star citizen ships?

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Literally The Worst posted:

thats a good burn bro you should try doing another one but its funny and not pulling on the same poo poo every time

im just quoting the game script where solid snake is genuinely annoyed at liquid's position wrt Gone Home not being a good game and hell who am i to question hideo kojima

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
the best explanation i could imagine for this thread title was this because he has a hind d

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
look at all those retweets and favourites do you think he's wrong??

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