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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


Have unaddressed pain and trauma in their past.

Keep numbing your feelings and pretending you're normal.

Now let me listen to you make excuses for your addictions.

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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


I'm addicted to life, guess I'll never be sober.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008


Full awareness and clarity is just like, too much man.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Did you do somethin' with your hair?



Lol at you if you have an addiction what are you a baby?

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


drinking owns

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!


I'm addicted to feeling superior to people.

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.


Cricken_Nigfops posted:

I'm addicted to feeling superior to people.

White Pride; Forum Wide

Canned Bread
Feb 26, 2013

Best Thing Since Sliced!


peopel who are clean and sober totally aren't cool and I'm not about to let totally not cool people tell me how to live my life

argondamn
Aug 16, 2007


Chris Awful posted:

White Pride; Forum Wide

No see, whiteness is being superior to people, not just feeling superior to people.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Angry Duck is watching you...


Sober who the gently caress wants to be sober? It's just plain fun sometimes

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001



lmao if you're not a white adult male making 100k a year with a wife and 2 kids

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!


lol if you werent born to wealth and spend all day supporting your addictions

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009


people who have no addictions are boring

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

I prefer adults who are clean but not sober.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

MONTANA
CATDRUG
CARTEL

checking in

reality is a crutch for people who can't handle booze and drugs

TheBlackPharaoh
May 8, 2007


Crippling depression and suicidal ideation are my anti drugs op

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

stage dives and high fives, edge for life

GPF
Jul 20, 2000


I drink, therefore I am.

drunk.

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO
Sep 6, 2008



What's wrong with the basic idea of an addiction

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


rofl if you don't have a friend whose a doctor writing you scrips for painkillers every week

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked


yeah, so? drugs rule

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004


i am a goon therefore sober but not clean

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.


lol, people with differing life goals

what chumps

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
I WISH ADRIAN PETERSON WOULD WHIP MY TESTICLES THE WAY HE DID HIS KID'S. MMMMM THAT FOUR YEAR OLD DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD HE'S GOT IT, LUCKY BASTARD. CHILD ABUSE IS REALLY FUCKING HOT. I'VE GOT A MASSIVE HARD-ON LIKE RIGHT NOW THINKING ABOUT IT.

lol if u dont use drugs everyday

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

Waroduce posted:

lol if u dont use drugs everyday

says a guy who never took the D.A.R.E class

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization


Waroduce posted:

lol if u dont use drugs everyday

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Caffeine is a drug

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization


seriously if yiou arent at least taking paxil, adderall, nexium and ambien everyday you just haven't been going to the doctor

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

gggiiimmmppp posted:

seriously if yiou arent at least taking paxil, adderall, nexium and ambien everyday you just haven't been going to the doctor

you seem to have a good doctor. Can I have his number?

Vengeful Turtle
Dec 25, 2009


The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


gggiiimmmppp posted:

seriously if yiou arent at least taking paxil, adderall, nexium and ambien everyday you just haven't been going to the doctor

went to dr. dre and his prescription was way different

General China
Aug 19, 2012



Full Metal Jackass posted:

lmao if you're not a white adult male making 100k a year with a wife and 2 kids

is that american funny bucks or real sterling pounds?

if not theres gonna be some fancy division going on

Maoist Pussy
Feb 11, 2014



lol if you don't use drugs on some days and on other days not

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

General China posted:

is that american funny bucks or real sterling pounds?

if not theres gonna be some fancy division going on

lol. like your economy didn't collapse when ours did

General China
Aug 19, 2012



Maoist Pussy posted:

lol if you don't use drugs on some days and on other days not

zammo disagrees

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

i can go anywhere suck my dick niggah - DMX


i kind like how drugs make me realize life is ultimately meaningless

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.



alcohol is actually cool op

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


General China posted:

is that american funny bucks or real sterling pounds?

if not theres gonna be some fancy division going on

lol if you aren't taking speed while watching the usd gbp forex

MondayHotDog
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

I won my school's D.A.R.E. essay contest in 6th grade, then went on to become a pothead alcoholic pill popper. Lol D.A.R.E.

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brick cow
Oct 22, 2008


http://youtu.be/s8u5L0lDehI?t=51s

jim jeffries on why you are wrong

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