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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

I'm not gay


The soccer forum has like 20 threads for the World Cup , poo poo makes no sense.

Anyway posted this early because I had dream America would win this stupid tournament last night. Clint Dempsey will score a bunch of goals dude is legit and will make cristiano Ronaldo his personal bitch. Also we need to fire our dumbass coach, I think Jim Harbaugh should be our coach. I don't trust this nazi gently caress jurgan clannsmannn.

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011



LET'S GO TEXAS!

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008



reminder that the next two world cups are in Russia and Qatar lmao

Omi-Polari
Oct 4, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfeVoGgVdI0

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009



Emanuel Collective posted:

reminder that the next two world cups are in Russia and Qatar lmao

If the world cup is at this time of the year here in qatar people are going to burn alive. Unless that air conditioned open air stadium works out

it's loving hot here.

tentative8e8op
Jul 25, 2011

wobble in my heart



Evil Eagle posted:

If the world cup is at this time of the year here in qatar people are going to burn alive. Unless that air conditioned open air stadium works out

it's loving hot here.

such a bad idea and i cant wait

baw
Nov 5, 2008
RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

lol the US is in a group with germany portugal and ghana

they're hosed

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

I'm not gay


Also when America wins, the world has the to use the correct term of soccer no more futbol or footie or whatever just soccer. Some more changes after we win no more ties, teams not sides, field not pitch, and no more third place games that poo poo is gay as hell.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010



Emanuel Collective posted:

reminder that the next two world cups are in Russia and Qatar lmao

I personally can't wait

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Evil Eagle posted:

If the world cup is at this time of the year here in qatar people are going to burn alive. Unless that air conditioned open air stadium works out

it's loving hot here.

more tourists are gonna die in qatar than in south africa, brazil and russia combined

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008



England is celebrating the world cup by needlessly cutting swaths of Brazilian rainforest

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

"HATERS GONNA HATE!"

STAR CITIZEN
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I'm already a

REAR ADMIRAL what are you?


NWS Woman gives birth in hospital waiting room with no staff in sight even after the birth!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=993_1402104298

This is the country hosting the World Cup, lel.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


Evil Eagle posted:

If the world cup is at this time of the year here in qatar people are going to burn alive. Unless that air conditioned open air stadium works out

it's loving hot here.

I think I read they are planning to build an air conditioning system with technology that doesn't yet exist. They just assume it will by world cup time.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=92b_1401312047

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010



The Brown Menace posted:

more tourists are gonna die in qatar than in south africa, brazil and russia combined

yeah but Russia is actually going to have a mysteriously large jump in GDP growth since they changed it to count the grey and black market.

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008



Pawn 17 posted:

I think I read they are planning to build an air conditioning system with technology that doesn't yet exist. They just assume it will by world cup time.

Qatar's plans for the world cup have almost all been scratched because Qatar's proposal was mostly focused on a bribery campaign so massive and egregious even by FIFA standards

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

"HATERS GONNA HATE!"

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Emanuel Collective posted:

Qatar's plans for the world cup have almost all been scratched because Qatar's proposal was mostly focused on a bribery campaign so massive and egregious even by FIFA standards

not like it matters

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


Emanuel Collective posted:

Qatar's plans for the world cup have almost all been scratched because Qatar's proposal was mostly focused on a bribery campaign so massive and egregious even by FIFA standards

How do I get on FIFA's Executive Committee?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010



Pawn 17 posted:

How do I get on FIFA's Executive Committee?

be morally flexible

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008



Pawn 17 posted:

How do I get on FIFA's Executive Committee?

Bribes, or a dad who bribed his way on and bribed to let you take his place

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011



cant wait for some serious cheating to go down so people can say 'how rigged is soccer, anyway?' like we do every 4 years.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011
Probation
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goddamn can't wait to sit through world cup at my favorite pho place eating noodles all day and watchin football

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008


i worked on the world cup app so take that

Moola
Aug 16, 2006



world cup?

more like world gently caress

as in I dont give a gently caress

about the world cup

yea

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

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Moola posted:

world cup?

more like world gently caress

as in I dont give a gently caress

about the world cup

yea

also butt play

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


2 more weeks until everyone can pretend to care about soccer

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

"HATERS GONNA HATE!"

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etalian posted:

2 more weeks until everyone can pretend to care about soccer

any reason to take extra time for lunch and drink is good enough for me


VVVV who gives a gently caress? the brazilians certainly don't.

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

What exactly did they do with all the poor people that had to be relocated?

Helicoprion
Oct 31, 2010


A friend of mine went to Brazil once, he got robbed at knife point the first day he was there.

Food for thought.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Hobohemian posted:

What exactly did they do with all the poor people that had to be relocated?

they are homeless now after getting kicked out by the government but at least they get $22000 after losing their home

http://www.fairobserver.com/region/...t-soccer-63971/

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


this is a forum for real americans. real americans are bored with soccer.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

"HATERS GONNA HATE!"

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etalian posted:

they are homeless now after getting kicked out by the government but at least they get $22000 after losing their home

http://www.fairobserver.com/region/...t-soccer-63971/

22k is hell of a deal for a loving tin shack built on the side of a hill.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006



Agrajag posted:

also butt play

plz dont trigger me

tia

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


anyone post "world cuck" yet?

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
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Fandyien posted:

anyone post "world cuck" yet?

your the first. how can i submit this to help you win a nobel prize?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006



Fandyien posted:

anyone post "world cuck" yet?

nice

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008



awesome-express posted:

i worked on the world cup app so take that

how much did your boss pay in bribes to get the contract

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused


Oh cool, another event that requires a bunch of infrastructure to be built that doesn't get completed in time, destroys homes, and will be totally useless once the event is over.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


reminder that some belgian dude invented a collapsible vuvuzela thing which is easily portable and louder than an actual vuvuzela

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

"HATERS GONNA HATE!"

STAR CITIZEN
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The Brown Menace posted:

reminder that some belgian dude invented a collapsible vuvuzela thing which is easily portable and louder than an actual vuvuzela

i thought the vuvuzela was a South African thing. please don't let it happen to this world cup also.

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