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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


Intelligent, attractive, and with a good sense of humor.

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mailorder bees!

RIGY'S LUNCH

liquid

gggiiimmmppp

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization

strong and dark and with a spoon in them

mailorder bees!

RIGY'S LUNCH

covered in milk foam

gggiiimmmppp

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization

a mess of brown liquid all over after they fall on the floor

mailorder bees!

RIGY'S LUNCH

fragrant

gggiiimmmppp

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization

costs more than is reasonable

mailorder bees!

RIGY'S LUNCH

chilled with cream and sugar

gggiiimmmppp

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization

leaves a bad taste in your mouth when you're done

gggiiimmmppp

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization

on ice for later

Puppy Galaxy

...an entire galaxy? Of puppies?
more than two gives you diarrhea

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


Puppy Galaxy posted:

more than two gives you diarrhea

false

gggiiimmmppp

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization

bought mailorder from a third world country

gggiiimmmppp

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization

venti with extra cream

gggiiimmmppp

Just as a person haunted by a ghost exhibits madness, the best of the he-goats, attracted by the many she-goats, engaged in erotic activities and naturally forgot his real business of self-realization

just a coffee of the day every day

Finn Pennywhistle

are people having fun in here


fair to farm workers

i am he


gggiiimmmppp posted:

a mess of brown liquid all over after they fall on the floor

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


Finn Pennywhistle posted:

fair to farm workers

mailorder bees!

RIGY'S LUNCH

daily ritual

i am he


like a mug of hot exoic coffee, hot and sexy, and they make me feel energized

mailorder bees!

RIGY'S LUNCH

it leaves burns if it touches your wenur

Solid Poopsnake

J'ACCUSE!

ground up and stored in the freezer ZING

i am he


when it touches my weiner, i cry and go crazy

mailorder bees!

RIGY'S LUNCH

better with booze in it

Solid Poopsnake

J'ACCUSE!

mailorder bees! posted:

better with booze in it

Machai

Be the change you want to see in the *fart*



 

moist and w/ cream inside

__________
sigs4lyfe

Machai

Be the change you want to see in the *fart*



 

slowly roasted



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sigs4lyfe

dogcrash truther


a played out joke nobody laughs at anymore

Machai

Be the change you want to see in the *fart*



 

dogcrash truther posted:

a played out joke nobody laughs at anymore

so you like paula poundstone?

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sigs4lyfe

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


RaIp posted:

so you like paula poundstone?

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sigs4lyfe


Dogcrash Truther is Paula Poundstone.


And for the record, despite her shady involvement with child abuse or whatever, I still chuckle at her jokes on Wait, Wait, Don't tell me on my local NPR affiliate.

Bloodfart McCoy

We have such sights to show you. Come with us. Taste our pleasures.


Squeezed out of an enema bag.

Bukowski

hammulder

I like to pour boiling water on them when they're ground up

mechacop

Add me on SNES Live

Black

The X-man cometh

White and weak.

watho

Under the table dentistry: sub-par medical work but kickass anesthetics.

with a dick

i am he


full of cream, my cum that is

watho

Under the table dentistry: sub-par medical work but kickass anesthetics.

*in starbucks barista voice* one double carmel cum cappuccino for i am he

Chill la Chill
Put me on the grid, scale of 1 to 10. 1 is totally gross, 10 is like dang Ice King you look crazy siiiiick!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Intelligent, attractive, and with a good sense of humor.

Where can I order coffee like that because I'm not into #firstcup but I might be if it has those traits

The X-man cometh

Chill la Chill posted:

Where can I order coffee like that because I'm not into #firstcup but I might be if it has those traits

Intelligentsia Coffee, of course.

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Siluvayne


my husband's making a macchiato for me this morning what does that say about my taste in women?

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