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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Sorry roomm8 ;/

I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.

This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.

Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain.

Last chance to stop. It's horriffic.

I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

thanks i have to throw up now

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

mookface posted:

Imagine that thing bearing down on you. Lifting up his enormous pannus and greasing up his filthy little penis getting ready to penetrate your rectum. He sweats profusely and breathes loudly through an agape mouth. Now he's in you, he let's the flab down and it rests firmly between your legs as he pounds away, grunting and moaning in pure ecstasy

thanks I'm erect now

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
gas mods lol

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