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deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:
The Kings won game 1 in overtime. Will Ferrell or Chad Smith(no one can tell the two apart) really wants the Kings to win more games. Rapper 50 Cent bet a radio host $10,000 that the Rangers would win the series.












Be cool to each other and enjoy some hockey :wotwot:

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bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
i turned on the TV and there's a loving horse race on.

horse racing might be the stupidest thing on earth

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
i was saying boo york

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
For some reason I thought it was at 8pm today, good I checked SAS!

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:
Injury Updates
Los Angeles Kings defenseman Robyn Regehr likely will return to the lineup for Game 2.
Rangers will not say if John Moore is going to play or not, Cam Talbot will again be out with an undisclosed injury.
Daniel Carcillo's suspension continues.



bewbies posted:

i turned on the TV and there's a loving horse race on.

horse racing might be the stupidest thing on earth
Some of the jockeys could be NHL players :kiddo:



Tailored Sauce posted:

For some reason I thought it was at 8pm today, good I checked SAS!
Crappy GDT saves the day :toot:

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Go Rangers, play better tonight yeah dude

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

As I said in the horse thread Bettman might be the biggest California Chrome fan right now

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
please get horse off my screen.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
what the gently caress is with these horses

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:
That one lady looked like she was going to cry. Best crowd reactions :allears:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

that should guarantee less horses before hockey

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
I've lived in NYC for about a year and a half and have yet to have any strong feelings towards our sports teams

I guess I'll give this hockey thing a shot if we're doin okay at it?

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

abraham linksys posted:

I've lived in NYC for about a year and a half and have yet to have any strong feelings towards our sports teams

I guess I'll give this hockey thing a shot if we're doin okay at it?

The Rangers are pretty cool except the whole decades of futility thing but they have nice jerseys and the most handsome goalie ever born and one of the best defensemen in the NHL

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

abraham linksys posted:

I've lived in NYC for about a year and a half and have yet to have any strong feelings towards our sports teams

I guess I'll give this hockey thing a shot if we're doin okay at it?

Yes, yes you should

I was by MSG/Penn a couple of hours ago and goddamn it felt good

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Horses. Still.

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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I got a Wilford Brimley looking mother fucker crying on my tv about his horse losing. This day can't get any better.

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:

sedative posted:

I got a Wilford Brimley looking mother fucker crying on my tv about his horse losing. This day can't get any better.
"This is a cowards way out, it isn't fair to these horses" is my favorite quote of the day so far.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Hockles posted:

Horses. Still.

The preview said 7:15 they'll switch

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
gently caress horses they're horrible creatures that smell

e: ever seen the results of a horse biting a person?!

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


The Kings are...well...Kings at being unlikeable, and this doesn't help their cause.

e- Hi, I'm CBJSprague24, and I am an idiot. I focused on the loud moron on the jumbotron and didn't see the New York City cab in the foreground. This is awesome.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Jun 8, 2014

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

ugh horse race analysis is the wooooooorst

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

Why is this stupid useless redneck garbage on my tv instead of the hockey??

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
wonder how much money eddie o lost

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

CBJSprague24 posted:

The Kings are...well...Kings at being unlikeable, and this doesn't help their cause.

dude get a grip, that is possibly the most hilarious trolling by a pro sports franchise ever and should be thoroughly encouraged

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I totally missed that that was in New York. :negative:

Disregard, that is awesome.

abraham linksys posted:

I've lived in NYC for about a year and a half and have yet to have any strong feelings towards our sports teams

I guess I'll give this hockey thing a shot if we're doin okay at it?

You have to choose which New York-area team you want to pull for once next season starts seeing as there are 3.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Jun 8, 2014

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
whoa the gently caress likes horse racing other than gamblers cmon

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Levitate posted:

whoa the gently caress likes horse racing other than gamblers cmon

the 1%

Chasiubao
Apr 2, 2010


Where is my hockey :(

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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So many more people are going to be complaining when hockey appears on their tv

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

i mean i get that the derby has the whole drinking and fancy hats thing going for it, i don't like it but i get it. but seriously who the gently caress can even name the belmont stakes as part of the triple crown. get a grip nbc

get a grip

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Levitate posted:

whoa the gently caress likes horse racing other than gamblers cmon

Eddie Olczyk, who will probably be consulted during the game for analysis on horse racing.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

CBJSprague24 posted:

You have to choose which New York-area team you want to pull for once next season starts seeing as there are 3.

um

- these dudes are winning and play in MSG
- islanders are on long island which is a generally unpleasant place
- one is in newark?!?!

like with the mets/yankees and knicks/nets you're dealing with different boroughs, and jets/giants are a tossup because they both play in new jersey anyways. with hockey, it seems like the easiest choice ever??

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
Go hockey team

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
That reminds me I used to go for bike rides out north of Baltimore and there's like big rear end old horse farms out there with horse training poo poo going on and everything. Always irritated me for some unknown reason (people that are far richer than I am)

Why am I talking about this? because it's more intresesting than horse racing

oh yay MSG On my tv!

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BACK TO THE BELMONT

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Finally, humans. (And hobbits)

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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Haha, back to horses

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
stop talking about this dumb poo poo please

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

UGHHHHHHH

enough

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Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

they should sacrifice a peasant

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