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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
get this man off my screen please

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Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

holy poo poo is that guy creaming his pants or what

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

This is not hockey WHERE IS MY HOCKEY?

abraham linksys posted:

um

- these dudes are winning and play in MSG
- islanders are on long island which is a generally unpleasant place
- one is in newark?!?!

like with the mets/yankees and knicks/nets you're dealing with different boroughs, and jets/giants are a tossup because they both play in new jersey anyways. with hockey, it seems like the easiest choice ever??

Easy, just having some fun with the choices in sports teams in the region.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

People who care about this poo poo have enough money to follow this poo poo on NBCSN

Chasiubao
Apr 2, 2010


At least give the trophy to the horse.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Uncomfortable questions

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

lol jockeys are short

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Oh god, the height difference between the interviewer and jockey. :stare:

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
on the other hand like this might beat the whole NHL pregame poo poo. Just cut directly to the puck drop

Chasiubao
Apr 2, 2010


Holy poo poo the jockey is :3:

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

Holy gently caress lmao this guy is a legit midget right?

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:
Letting regular sized reporters interview jockeys seems wrong and doesn't work as well as Darren Pang interviewing normal sized adults :(

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Chasiubao posted:

Holy poo poo the jockey is :3:

enjoying his moment in the spotlight before he's whisked back to his cage

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

abraham linksys posted:

um

- these dudes are winning and play in MSG
- islanders are on long island which is a generally unpleasant place
- one is in newark?!?!

like with the mets/yankees and knicks/nets you're dealing with different boroughs, and jets/giants are a tossup because they both play in new jersey anyways. with hockey, it seems like the easiest choice ever??

I'm a Ranger fan on Long Island, so yeah

Also the Giants and Jets used to share stadiums with the Yankees and Mets, but that was decades ago

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
horse racing is a perfect microcosm of what is wrong with america

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

CBJSprague24 posted:

Easy, just having some fun with the choices in sports teams in the region.

fair enough! just thought that it was ironic that hockey is the only sport where the choice is pretty obvious :v:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Even when the hockey game FOLLOWS the horse race, the hockey fans still get jobbed.

loving bro hug
Mar 7, 2006

I Love The Colorado Avalanche More Than I Love Landeskog's Balls In My Mouth
AND I LOVE LANDESKOG'S BALLS IN MY MOUTH A WHOLE LOT
PS Sakic > Yzerman
This is all still on because the race was in New York, isn't it? Better go to the game after these commercials or... well nothing but still :argh:

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

what's the song in this cosmopolitan commercial

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:

loving bro hug posted:

This is all still on because the race was in New York, isn't it? Better go to the game after these commercials or... well nothing but still :argh:
They've instituted a shootout for this derby to increase ratings :science:

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
This is a weird opening

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

loving bro hug posted:

This is all still on because the race was in New York, isn't it? Better go to the game after these commercials or... well nothing but still :argh:

No it's because horse racing.

NBC loves that poo poo (they paid a bunch of money to get the broadcasting rights and want to milk the ad revenue while they can)

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

For what it's worth, John Moore is in

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Now the screen is black and we don't know if we're getting hockey or more horse talk. :negative:

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
oh for fucks sake

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
SO MANY OLD WHITE DUDES

edit - the allow the mexican to ride the horse cause he's tiny

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Vertical Lime posted:

For what it's worth, John Moore is in

Huh. That's weird.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Poonerman posted:

oh for fucks sake

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

GO AWAY BOB COSTAS.

Is the game delayed or is it going to be joined in progress?

E- Never mind, go hockey.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

HORSES DONT HAVE CONSCIENCES

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


what the gently caress is this horse poo poo

larkko
Oct 4, 2008

Why isn't there hockey yet on my screen, guys? What the gently caress is this poo poo?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

I won't believe hockey is happening until it is in motion

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Vertical Lime posted:

For what it's worth, John Moore is in

honestly I think Moore is better than Diaz :ssh:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

For a split second I thought Doc was gonna do the Dragnet intro

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

Finally the garbage racist rich people poo poo is over.

Now for NHL hockey.

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
wolverine kings fan kid was cute. I HOPE WE DESTROY HIS FAVOURITE TEAM NOW

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:
Regehr scratched. Greene stays in.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

HORSES DONT HAVE CONSCIENCES

They really don't, those things will bite you for no damned reason at all and never apologize.

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loving bro hug
Mar 7, 2006

I Love The Colorado Avalanche More Than I Love Landeskog's Balls In My Mouth
AND I LOVE LANDESKOG'S BALLS IN MY MOUTH A WHOLE LOT
PS Sakic > Yzerman

bewbies posted:

SO MANY OLD WHITE DUDES

edit - the allow the mexican to ride the horse cause he's tiny

Mexicans and Colombians, because even the Irish are too big now.

Thanks Bob, for ending the horse coverage! Now for the... commercials.

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