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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
If you believe in god, do you just not believe in science and physics and poo poo? I can't see how you can reach a level of intelligence that accepts science but still clings on to the fact that there's a man in the sky monitoring your masturbation habits.

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FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
This is dumb.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

when things go into space satan clutches them and uses them to send back LIES

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
This is like the weakest attempt I've ever seen. Just loving pathetic.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYW_lPlekiQ


No pedo

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Jun 7, 2014

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

IRONKNUCKLE PERMA-BANNED! CHALLENGES LIBERALS TO 10-TOPIC POLITICAL DEBATE! READ HERE

FrumpleOrz posted:

This is dumb.

OMG YOUR AVATAR IS ADORABLE!!!!

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Thakn you supreme gentle man

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

agreed op

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

thank you supreme gentleman

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
God is outside of space op

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
is it convenient for their person/point? then yes, otherwise no

Wootiebabeh
Dec 21, 2009




thank you supreme gentleman

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.





thank you supreme gentleman

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
it's comforting to know that there is a non-zero chance that some other form of sentient life prolly exists and has made their own version of SA and GBS

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
Maybe all of that stuff is god?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BASF posted:

Maybe all of that stuff is god?

really makes you think.

Flops
Mar 28, 2010

Look at all these lovely posts!

BASF posted:

Maybe all of that stuff is god?

No, what if the act of masturbating is God?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Flops posted:

No, what if the act of masturbating is God?

i don't want to believe I catch god in my sock nightly.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Lol if u actually believe in space in tyooL 2014

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Ergo, Newton did not believe in physics.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Lol if u actually believe in space in tyooL 2014

ive been there. it's hard to breathe

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

steven hawking is about to discover his formula for the existence of the universe and everything in it.

the one formula to rule them all.

on that day he will find god. he will know His face and convey His love to us on earth.

and on that day his one remaining cheek muscle will fall dead and he will remain....unable to tell any of us

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA

ElectricSheep posted:






thank you supreme gentleman

I read the topic and rushed in here to post that pic and motherfucker you beat me to it. I guess you have gawd looking over your shoulder or whatever annoying christian saying is cool this month.

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
stay safe gentleman ghost

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





What if the universe is God's creation and Earth is Hell? :350:

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA

Das Boo posted:

Ergo, Newton did not believe in physics.

Interesting fact: Newton uses god to explain the stability of the solar system in his famous writeup Philosophić Naturalis Principia Mathematica. Later that French dude Pierre-Simon Laplace was able to take god out of the equation in order to explain it in his 5 volume celestial mechanics writeup. Newton got owned.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pawn 17 posted:

What if the universe is God's creation and Earth is Hell? :350:

What if it isn't?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
When i was in high school seminary, i asked my teacher if I'm on a mars colony and jesus came back to earth. How would i be saved? He said jesus will beam my ship back.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
jesus as chief o' brien

Butthead
May 31, 2011
God is the Space Ghost. He exists from coast to coast.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Butthead posted:

God is the Space Ghost. He exists from coast to coast.

That god died long ago.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

god is gay

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

there is no god but gay allah and i am his prophet

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

THS posted:

there is no god but gay allah and i am his prophet

allahu cockbar

psymonkey
May 22, 2006

This post is full of pretty awesome holes. I like all the holes in this post.
Time and Space are merely dimensional constraints put on humans by their 5 senses and their own mortality. God exists beyond these (and also within them).

bam philosophy bitches

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
pope frank said if aliens show up and want to hear about jesus, he's down for a witness.

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?
You ever poop a really big poop out and think that to that poop your b asicly god? it's klike that

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Bukowski
Dec 28, 2009

hammulder
Thank you supreme gentleman

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