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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

Fatal Exception

If you believe in god, do you just not believe in science and physics and poo poo? I can't see how you can reach a level of intelligence that accepts science but still clings on to the fact that there's a man in the sky monitoring your masturbation habits.

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FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.


This is dumb.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005



when things go into space satan clutches them and uses them to send back LIES

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

This is like the weakest attempt I've ever seen. Just loving pathetic.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009



FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010
i hated your big dumb ugly macklemore av so i changed it

well cya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYW_lPlekiQ


No pedo

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2014 around 22:27

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013



FrumpleOrz posted:

This is dumb.

OMG YOUR AVATAR IS ADORABLE!!!!

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


Thakn you supreme gentle man

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


agreed op

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

have a sad cum bb

thank you supreme gentleman

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

God is outside of space op

uG
Apr 23, 2003



is it convenient for their person/point? then yes, otherwise no

s1ckly dW33b
Dec 21, 2009






thank you supreme gentleman

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006







thank you supreme gentleman

nutranurse
Oct 22, 2012

Unlikeliest of Slash Fics

it's comforting to know that there is a non-zero chance that some other form of sentient life prolly exists and has made their own version of SA and GBS

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by XyloJW


Maybe all of that stuff is god?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

BASF posted:

Maybe all of that stuff is god?

really makes you think.

Flops
Mar 28, 2010

Look at all these lovely posts!


BASF posted:

Maybe all of that stuff is god?

No, what if the act of masturbating is God?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

Flops posted:

No, what if the act of masturbating is God?

i don't want to believe I catch god in my sock nightly.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006



Lol if u actually believe in space in tyooL 2014

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

GOIN' MOG WILD HERE, KUPO!


Ergo, Newton did not believe in physics.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Lol if u actually believe in space in tyooL 2014

ive been there. it's hard to breathe

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

damn dirty ape


steven hawking is about to discover his formula for the existence of the universe and everything in it.

the one formula to rule them all.

on that day he will find god. he will know His face and convey His love to us on earth.

and on that day his one remaining cheek muscle will fall dead and he will remain....unable to tell any of us

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA


ElectricSheep posted:






thank you supreme gentleman

I read the topic and rushed in here to post that pic and motherfucker you beat me to it. I guess you have gawd looking over your shoulder or whatever annoying christian saying is cool this month.

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

Do I turn you ON?


stay safe gentleman ghost

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


What if the universe is God's creation and Earth is Hell?

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA


Das Boo posted:

Ergo, Newton did not believe in physics.

Interesting fact: Newton uses god to explain the stability of the solar system in his famous writeup Philosophić Naturalis Principia Mathematica. Later that French dude Pierre-Simon Laplace was able to take god out of the equation in order to explain it in his 5 volume celestial mechanics writeup. Newton got owned.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

Pawn 17 posted:

What if the universe is God's creation and Earth is Hell?

What if it isn't?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005



When i was in high school seminary, i asked my teacher if I'm on a mars colony and jesus came back to earth. How would i be saved? He said jesus will beam my ship back.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


jesus as chief o' brien

Butthead
May 31, 2011


God is the Space Ghost. He exists from coast to coast.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

Butthead posted:

God is the Space Ghost. He exists from coast to coast.

That god died long ago.

Prettz
Sep 2, 2002


god is gay

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


there is no god but gay allah and i am his prophet

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


THS posted:

there is no god but gay allah and i am his prophet

allahu cockbar

psymonkey
May 22, 2006

This post is full of pretty awesome holes. I like all the holes in this post.


Time and Space are merely dimensional constraints put on humans by their 5 senses and their own mortality. God exists beyond these (and also within them).

bam philosophy bitches

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007


Winner #8 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
Do not talk to me if your a SJW MRA PUA fucktarded Shitlord, (PS: GJ on ruining videogame journalism twitter drama MODS).


pope frank said if aliens show up and want to hear about jesus, he's down for a witness.

Momplestiltskin
Jan 15, 2014

Got any extra firstborns?

You ever poop a really big poop out and think that to that poop your b asicly god? it's klike that

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Bukowski
Dec 28, 2009

hammulder


Thank you supreme gentleman

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