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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Having lived next to India, I can say gently caress India harder than it fucks itself.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
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killyoureparents posted:

Having lived next to niggers, I can say they are truly disgusting animals with no appreciation of life and should be insanely and brutally murdered.

Tell me about it once you've been inside it.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

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killyoureparents posted:

You just said you lived next to it. Perhaps you should changing stories

Dude, I lived in Bangladesh. It's not like it took any great feat to head over to India on the weekend.
And yes, it's hell.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Pick posted:

I thought you were from Mexico?

I've never even been to Mexico and I feel left out. :(

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

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Pick posted:

das boo, please tell me you are a species of turtle so i will remember stuff about where you live and how you behave

it's the only way



I am majestic and proud.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
It is incredible that Nepal can stay so awesome being so close to India.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

you mean that place that china owns?

No, not America.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

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icantfindaname posted:

you mean the place that had literal feudal slavery into the 1960s?

edit: never mind actually that was tibet. i guess nepal might be cool, sorry about that

For some reason, I have this problem with the two. Like Glenn Close and Meryl Streep, I always have to stop and make sure I've got the right one.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

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Pumpy Muffinz posted:

no. who does?

Canadians.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
True tales about India:

- If you wipe your face with a tissue while in Kolkata, it will turn black from lead pollution.
- One of the first things they tell you as an expat is if you hit someone in a car, keep driving. There is a high probability you will be mobbed and attacked if you stop.
- Low castes mutilate their children to garner more sympathy for begging.
- You must bleach your vegetables.
- The local newspapers report on men being seduced by malicous four year-olds.
- You often read about women getting acid thrown in their faces.
- A friend of mine was told she could never be beautiful because she was black.
- The train was infested with roaches.
- I dressed like a boy when I traveled so no one would paw at me.
- Don't touch the Ganges. It stinks of sewage and death and its microbes can kill you.
- On a class field trip to Kipling Camp, my classmate caught a disease and died.

I don't like India.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

killyoureparents posted:

god stop posting in this lovely thread

You don't just walk out halfway through a gangrape.

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