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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

Fatal Exception



(even likes lollipops)

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Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


i can tell its a photoshop by the monkey on the hand

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001



It would be cool until it died in a week then Id have nowhere to put it

THS
Jun 23, 2002

Islamic governments have never and will never be established through peaceful solutions and cooperative councils. They are
established as they [always] have been by pen and gun
by word and bullet
by ton


i wonder how many cruel and sad ways the ordered monkeys died

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

G's up
Hoes down


THS posted:

i wonder how many cruel and sad ways the ordered monkeys died

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKUDTPbDhnA

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.


Windows 98 posted:



(even likes lollipops)

My uncle had one of these. It was taller than 18 inches. A real fucker

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


unfortunately i was a child slave monkey. sold thru a magazine ad my childhood was v traumatic... not cool of u to make light if a v. serious situation op

u should be ashamed of urself,,,

Yivgev
May 18, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47



once the squirrel monkey's fun power is used up, just throw it away

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

tentative8e8op
Jul 25, 2011

wobble in my heart



flummox
Jul 17, 2004
I want a shoehorn, the kind with teeth.

Here's a link to a firsthand account from someone who got one.

Cockmaster
Feb 24, 2002


If you're not into monkeys, you could get a raccoon instead:

http://boingboing.net/2010/01/12/ol...book-ad-fo.html

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

Fatal Exception

The original ad is from page 21 of Amazing Spider-Man #44. I'm pretty sure the offer is still valid.

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